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Trivial Things That Make You Surly


elfenix

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Passed by the poor bastard who was broke down on my way to lunch and snapped this on the way back. Drivers have zero clue that hazards usually mean this vehicle isn’t moving. Same thing happened when I was next to him..5 cars pulled right behind him. All of us in the other lane next to him proceed and I know I’m at least a qtr mile up until somebody behind him makes a move.

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1 minute ago, elfenix said:

Jason's Deli sandwich trays make me surly. There's a whole thread about them around here somewhere. @Brisketexan knows

Fuck yes I do.

Jason's has precisely ONE noteworthy sandwich: their muffaletta.

What is the ONE sandwich you can't get on a sandwich tray from Jason's?  A motherfucking muffaletta.

FFS, it's as if Pizza Hut allowed you to order takeout, but pizza was not allowed to be part of your order.

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1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Fuck yes I do.

Jason's has precisely ONE noteworthy sandwich: their muffaletta.

What is the ONE sandwich you can't get on a sandwich tray from Jason's?  A motherfucking muffaletta.

FFS, it's as if Pizza Hut allowed you to order takeout, but pizza was not allowed to be part of your order.

I went to a Chipotle in Webster, Tx about 10 years ago.  They were out of tortillas.  What’s the point of a burrito joint with no tortillas?!?

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Fucking CenterPoint.  Not only can they not maintain Houston's power grid, but apparently, nobody at the fucking company knows how to shut a fucking gate.  For the third time in two months, they accessed my property without notice or permission and failed to shut the gate when they left.  As a result, when I get home and let the dogs out I end up needing to round them up from the neighborhood.  I have now put a fucking padlock on the gate.

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On 1/20/2025 at 9:30 PM, Iceman said:

I would never look forward to your meeting.  Do it at 8 that morning.

or...
 

my great results are going to have to suffice in my absence.  

 

There is zero reason for a 3PM meeting on Fridays...except...  stupid ass roll-call.

Probably depends on the job. We have a team of about 20 sales guys. We sale to schools. Our weekly meeting is at 4 on Friday afternoons. Most convenient time for most of us.

But, the rest of our schedule is completely up to us. If I need to take a day to do billing or paperwork, I just stay home and do it. 

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10 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

MS Copilot can suck my ass. I hate that shit. All AI in my business can fuck the right off.

I know how to write a fucking sentence. Stop trying to finish it for me. And you are usually wrong. I hope AI is reading this and feels bad

 

 

You just made the list, buddy. 
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13 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

MS Copilot can suck my ass. I hate that shit. All AI in my business can fuck the right off.

I know how to write a fucking sentence. Stop trying to finish it for me. And you are usually wrong. I hope AI is reading this and feels bad

 

 

 

You better start welcoming our new AI overlords. 

 

 

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