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3 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

QR codes. They just piss me off.

creating them or just using them in general?  They just usually work in my experience, and we use them a shit ton in our work.  It's easier than typing a website in and missing a forwardslash or whatever.

That's also one benefit I count from Covid is QR code menus at restaurants.  Do you want to hold this lamenated, but drug through shit paper menu or just hold your phone that belongs to you?  "Yeah, i got it right here on my phone..."

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5 minutes ago, Iceman said:

creating them or just using them in general?  They just usually work in my experience, and we use them a shit ton in our work.  It's easier than typing a website in and missing a forwardslash or whatever.

That's also one benefit I count from Covid is QR code menus at restaurants.  Do you want to hold this lamenated, but drug through shit paper menu or just hold your phone that belongs to you?  "Yeah, i got it right here on my phone..."

For work, logistics, no problem. Supply chain and shit like that.

But for advertisement? I posted on another thread and example. Watching a game on my phone. Ad comes on for something called Dave. says scan the QR code for more information. Dumbass, I am watching this on my phone.

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Just got back from the grocery store and witnessed infuriating behavior by a bleach-blonde entitled self-absorbed house frau. 

She just sat there while the cashier had to bag all her groceries for her after ringing them up, all because she was a lazy fat fuck that couldn’t lift a finger to bag her own groceries. I was ready to call her out on it but the wife begged me not to. 

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14 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I would absolutely, 1000% rather hold that shitty paper menu 

So much this. Fuck QR code menus. I've walked out of restaurants a few times when I asked them for a print menu and they didn't have one.

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1 hour ago, Sam Lin said:

So much this. Fuck QR code menus. I've walked out of restaurants a few times when I asked them for a print meni and they didn't have one.

Tell me you’re old without telling me you’re old.

 

There are times when I want a QR code. Too many menus have tiny text and/or the restaurant is too dark. On a phone at least I can zoom in, and turn up the brightness.

Yeah I’m old too. 

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I recently needed the services of a pest/rodent removal company.  I called the local number that connected me to a menu tree. I finally got to the live person on the phone after several number inputs to only find out that they sat at some neutral site that handled appointments and were not local. I quickly explained the situation and told them what I needed done. They proceeded to say that they could help but first they needed to ask me some questions.

Me: sure, no problem.

Company: how did you hear about us?

me: this is the first thing that you are going to ask me? I told you that I have an issue and this is how you begin to fix it?

company: we’ll, we need to gather that information.

me: not from me. Hung up.

i called a second company. Finally got a hold to a real person. Explained the situation. They said that they would need to send someone out to do an evaluation first.

me: Nope. I know what is going on. I would do it myself but I am running out of time  as I will be going on a business trip. Just have your guy bring with him XYZ and we will be good to go. 
 

company: ok

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17 hours ago, Iceman said:

creating them or just using them in general?  They just usually work in my experience, and we use them a shit ton in our work.  It's easier than typing a website in and missing a forwardslash or whatever.

That's also one benefit I count from Covid is QR code menus at restaurants.  Do you want to hold this lamenated, but drug through shit paper menu or just hold your phone that belongs to you?  "Yeah, i got it right here on my phone..."

 

Your phone is probably dirtier than the menu. 

 

 

14 hours ago, lateshow said:

Did you miss the "fat fuck" part? I don't think we need pics.

 

@Vic Mackey will be the judge of that. 

 

 

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3 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Your phone is probably dirtier than the menu. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah, but it's my dirt. I touch it all day, every day.

Those menus, not so much.

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6 hours ago, Superhero said:

Tell me you’re old without telling me you’re old.

 

There are times when I want a QR code. Too many menus have tiny text and/or the restaurant is too dark. On a phone at least I can zoom in, and turn up the brightness.

Yeah I’m old too. 

Your phone can do the same on hardcopy menus. 

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7 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Your phone is probably dirtier than the menu. 

Beat me to it. Your phone is almost certainly the dirtiest thing you touch all day. 

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I almost never eat at McDonalds unless external circumstances force me to, so I'm not up to date on their menu. Today, I wanted something "breakfasty"  and McD's was the only thing nearby. I figure a sausage biscuit or egg mcmuffin would be a safe choice. So I go in and see some kind of breakfast combo that looks decent. Turns our I ordered something called a "McGriddle" by mistake, which on the menu board looks a lot like a biscuit.  But instead of a biscuit, the top and bottom "bun" are some type of pancake saturated in a fake log-cabin syrup flavor. Yeah, it's on me for not ordering right--but here's an idea: don't sell a bunch of "breakfast sandwich" type products that look very similar on the menu.  Stick with what you're known for. I bet 95% of McD's customers just want the regular biscuit or mcmuffin, not this griddle abortion that tastes like chemical death.

 

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3 hours ago, Paper_jam said:

I almost never eat at McDonalds unless external circumstances force me to, so I'm not up to date on their menu. Today, I wanted something "breakfasty"  and McD's was the only thing nearby. I figure a sausage biscuit or egg mcmuffin would be a safe choice. So I go in and see some kind of breakfast combo that looks decent. Turns our I ordered something called a "McGriddle" by mistake, which on the menu board looks a lot like a biscuit.  But instead of a biscuit, the top and bottom "bun" are some type of pancake saturated in a fake log-cabin syrup flavor. Yeah, it's on me for not ordering right--but here's an idea: don't sell a bunch of "breakfast sandwich" type products that look very similar on the menu.  Stick with what you're known for. I bet 95% of McD's customers just want the regular biscuit or mcmuffin, not this griddle abortion that tastes like chemical death.

 

Are you nuts?
The McGriddle is awesome.

Some much better than that dried up, choke you biscuit.

 

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3 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Are you nuts?
The McGriddle is awesome.

Some much better than that dried up, choke you biscuit.

 

Agreed. Sausage McGriddle is fantastic. The only things I ever get at McDs are that for breakfast and senior coffee anytime. The only time I go to McDs is on road trips. 

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My parents owned two houses (nothing fancy - their residence, and their old modest home in Houston that they kept as a rental property). When my mom died, and her estate went to probate, I got probably 2-3 calls a week, for months, asking about my property at 123 X street, and was I interested in selling it. I’m on a do not call list - that don’t make a shit.

Now my dad has passed away. I’m getting 2-3 calls EVERY FUCKING DAY, including the middle of the day on Easter Fucking Sunday. They are fucking relentless.

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

My parents owned two houses (nothing fancy - their residence, and their old modest home in Houston that they kept as a rental property). When my mom died, and her estate went to probate, I got probably 2-3 calls a week, for months, asking about my property at 123 X street, and was I interested in selling it. I’m on a do not call list - that don’t make a shit.

Now my dad has passed away. I’m getting 2-3 calls EVERY FUCKING DAY, including the middle of the day on Easter Fucking Sunday. They are fucking relentless.

Umm, so...is it for sale?

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People who leave 10 plus feet open in front of them in checkout lines. Guy at Costco is 20 feet back from the entry point to the self checkout registers for some reason. I head to the front and I get a "lines back here" from the guy. No, it's up here by the cash registers asshole. I get it if it would block some cross traffic, but not the case here. Guy just felt the need to leave a big ass gap. 

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My parents owned two houses (nothing fancy - their residence, and their old modest home in Houston that they kept as a rental property). When my mom died, and her estate went to probate, I got probably 2-3 calls a week, for months, asking about my property at 123 X street, and was I interested in selling it. I’m on a do not call list - that don’t make a shit.

Now my dad has passed away. I’m getting 2-3 calls EVERY FUCKING DAY, including the middle of the day on Easter Fucking Sunday. They are fucking relentless.

I get those on some properties we have. I usually just tell them they are for sale and with as much sincerity as I can muster give them some amount 10 times the value. If they’re going to waste my time I’ll waste theirs as well.
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People who plaster a sticker that reads "STUDENT DRIVER, PLEASE BE PATIENT" 

GTFO with that shit. Fuck you if you drive like a dipshit asshole and expect people not to zoom around you because you drive 30 in a 45. Stay off the fucking road.

NOW I'm surly!

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1 hour ago, Longhornstampede said:

People who plaster a sticker that reads "STUDENT DRIVER, PLEASE BE PATIENT" 

GTFO with that shit. Fuck you if you drive like a dipshit asshole and expect people not to zoom around you because you drive 30 in a 45. Stay off the fucking road.

NOW I'm surly!

Cut them off, crowd them, change lanes without signaling, tailgate them, honk at them, etc.  Teach them how it is to drive in the real world. 

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7 hours ago, GoPokes83 said:


I get those on some properties we have. I usually just tell them they are for sale and with as much sincerity as I can muster give them some amount 10 times the value. If they’re going to waste my time I’ll waste theirs as well.

I have done that.  Shit, I get calls trying to buy our current residence.  I tell them sure, at a price that is several times its value.  I told my wife about one of those calls the other day, and she got upset -- "but I don't want to move!  I like our house!"  I said yeah, me too....but if someone wants to put a couple million extra dollars in my pocket, I'll be out of there before midnight tonight. 

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On 4/19/2025 at 3:06 PM, Steamboat1874 said:

Are you nuts?
The McGriddle is awesome.

Some much better than that dried up, choke you biscuit.

 

Also the McGriddle is like 20+ years old so it's funny because he was like, "I don't go to McDonald's often so not sure about these brand new menu offerings"

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The amount of middle-aged Asians / Indians in our area sporting the "student driver" stickers are amazing.  I noted one that had one at school drop-off the first week of Fall 2023, and they still have it on there.  It's almost like they found out it's a way for their shitty driving to get excused or something.  

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