Trivial Things That Make You Surly

[Hanrahan 1306]

I think that’s funny.

[TornACL 7698]

On ‎4‎/‎10‎/‎2018 at 2:27 PM, TornACL said:

People who take half a donut. Come on, fatty mcgee, who are you trying to fool? Just take the whole fucking thing and throw half of it in the trash at your desk. No one else is going to want to eat the left behind half of that donut that you pawed all over while you were tearing it apart.

The worst part about it is that most of these people like to make a big showy event out of the whole thing. "Ohh, goodness, I'm only going to take HALF of this jelly donut, I'm watching my weight for beach season, anyone want the other half?"

Get the fuck out of here, you weigh two bucks and a quarter. If you go to the beach the beach will run out of sun.

 

 

As a follow up to this post. This morning I brought some goodies into the office. Donuts, sausage and cheese "kolaches".

I go about my business, and come back a few minutes later to find one of our secretaries cutting them all in half. Everything in the box, pulling them out one by one, cutting them in half, putting the pieces back in the box.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

She claimed that there "Was not enough for everybody" and they are all "so big" that she'd just go ahead and cut them up since no one would eat a whole one.

What in the everliving hell. This is not preschool. If I bring treats I don't have to bring enough for the entire office. 

[Okie State 3821]

Maybe not trivial, but I go to change my brake rotors yesterday.  Costco overtorqued one lug nut so much that I couldn't get it off with a 4-way and a three foot cheater pipe.  Bent the fuck out of my wrench.

Next time take it to Discount Tire where they just break the lugs clean off.

[JSB 677]

9 hours ago, plvhorn said:

And no matter how hard I try, I can’t salt them the right way like a good fast food place that does salt them correctly. 

The trick is to salt them as soon as they're out of the fryer, can't do it right after they've been sitting for a few minutes

[HouTex 1878]

The trick is to salt them as soon as they're out of the fryer, can't do it right after they've been sitting for a few minutes

This. Emeril says that's when they are vulnerable.

[Billy Pilgrim 1963]

47 minutes ago, TornACL said:

As a follow up to this post. This morning I brought some goodies into the office. Donuts, sausage and cheese "kolaches".

I go about my business, and come back a few minutes later to find one of our secretaries cutting them all in half. Everything in the box, pulling them out one by one, cutting them in half, putting the pieces back in the box.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

She claimed that there "Was not enough for everybody" and they are all "so big" that she'd just go ahead and cut them up since no one would eat a whole one.

What in the everliving hell. This is not preschool. If I bring treats I don't have to bring enough for the entire office. 

I'm glad you put Kolaches in quotes. As a Czech, that's a trivial thing that pisses me off- when people call "pigs in a blanket" kolaches.

[Mr. Drummond 2199]

1 hour ago, TornACL said:

As a follow up to this post. This morning I brought some goodies into the office. Donuts, sausage and cheese "kolaches".

I go about my business, and come back a few minutes later to find one of our secretaries cutting them all in half. Everything in the box, pulling them out one by one, cutting them in half, putting the pieces back in the box.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

She claimed that there "Was not enough for everybody" and they are all "so big" that she'd just go ahead and cut them up since no one would eat a whole one.

What in the everliving hell. This is not preschool. If I bring treats I don't have to bring enough for the entire office. 

Office women nazi's who are entitled bitches are worse than real nazi's.

[Stoogey 219]

1 hour ago, TornACL said:

She claimed that there "Was not enough for everybody" and they are all "so big" that she'd just go ahead and cut them up since no one would eat a whole one.

Your co-worker might not have taken credit for bringing in treats but odds are she wouldn't correct anyone's mistaken beliefs it was her either.

[kopp0e 1135]

14 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I want to kick the shit out of this stupid kid. I don't know where he came from, or why he's on the internet, but I hate his guts. Same goes for his attention whore mother/father/owner/manager. 

 

 

One of his parents bestowed upon the young lad a mighty large forehead, it's nearly as big as mine, and I am grown (physically at least)...

[kopp0e 1135]

The mechanics at quick lube/ tire change shops are supposed to use a torque wrench, but more than likely no one is watching them to see if the employee was trained correctly...

[Ojo Rojo 1965]

When someone says, "It's not personal, it's business."  First of all, you are not the Godfather or in the mafia.  Second, why is taking things personally bad?  If you do something to hurt or offend someone, they aren't supposed to take it personally, even if it is in a business context?  Who made up these rules?

[kopp0e 1135]

3 minutes ago, Ojo Rojo said:

When someone says, "It's not personal, it's business."  First of all, you are not the Godfather or in the mafia.  Second, why is taking things personally bad?  If you do something to hurt or offend someone, they aren't supposed to take it personally, even if it is in a business context?  Who made up these rules?

The boss that wanted to continue to bork a now fired assistant/ employee without the red tape of providing insurance coverage..?

[TornACL 7698]

2 hours ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

I'm glad you put Kolaches in quotes. As a Czech, that's a trivial thing that pisses me off- when people call "pigs in a blanket" kolaches.

Oh, I knew someone would crucify me on here if I did otherwise.

[GhostRider 169]

People who get bent out of shape when I call a pig-in-a-blanket a sausage Kolache.

[Vic Mackey 47077]

People who get bent out of shape when I call a pig-in-a-blanket a sausage Kolache.

Kolache is a pastry though. So it makes no sense to call it that.

[GhostRider 169]

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

8 minutes ago, GhostRider said:

People who get bent out of shape when I call a pig-in-a-blanket a sausage Kolache.

Kolache is a pastry though. So it makes no sense to call it that.

If the shop selling it is calling it a Kolache (I'm looking at you Shipley), then so shall I.  I'm not going to get into an argument with the HS kid in the drive-thru about how it really isn't a Kolache.

[skipperj 377]

I fully know the difference, but purposely call them kolaches just to piss off the people that care.

[NorthLoop 14215]

Most people that "care" didn't even know what a fucking kolache was 15 years ago. 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21907]

Actually they are called klobasneks, which if you think about it seems like a made up shaggy surly name.

[Vic Mackey 47077]

Most people that "care" didn't even know what a fucking kolache was 15 years ago. 

I'm over 75% Czech so I grew up eating them homemade from my mom's mother. I never had them from stores. I don't care at all if people call a pig and blanket a kolache but it doesn't make sense. If someone was to tell me they have some kolaches for breakfast, I'd be expecting a pastry. Pig and the blankets in Czech are Klobasniky.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

cool ache, bro.

[Okie State 3821]

Picked up some kolaches from Czech Stop this past weekend so this hits close to home.

[elfenix 34287]

On 4/11/2018 at 7:21 PM, Texas007 said:

Reports with unjustified margins.

Seriously people, do we have to live like animals.

it's easier to read the ragged edge than the justified doc.  eye tracks to the next line better.

[Texas007 195]

9 minutes ago, elfenix said:

it's easier to read the ragged edge than the justified doc.  eye tracks to the next line better.

You're correct, but...it still looks like shit.

Every book, magazine, newspaper article, and technical paper I have ever read has had justified margins. Why is that? It's because the left justified (right ragged) or whatever else you want to call it looks tacky and unprofessional. 

[Underdog 28709]

No one is surprised about the passion of Vic discussing Pigs in a blanket. 

[ButtFumble 5180]

8 hours ago, TornACL said:

As a follow up to this post. This morning I brought some goodies into the office. Donuts, sausage and cheese "kolaches".

I go about my business, and come back a few minutes later to find one of our secretaries cutting them all in half. Everything in the box, pulling them out one by one, cutting them in half, putting the pieces back in the box.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

She claimed that there "Was not enough for everybody" and they are all "so big" that she'd just go ahead and cut them up since no one would eat a whole one.

What in the everliving hell. This is not preschool. If I bring treats I don't have to bring enough for the entire office. 

 

fuck it new Surly business venture a half donut (and other pastry) food trailer by my calculations if we fuck off paying the taxes and give away a few shitty orange "wine" based daiquiris to the customers waiting hours in line on the days we bother to get up early and crank up the fryers we can all be rich in a year or two....if we don't get audited and refrain from stabbing anyone on a bad day and our dick head business partner does not sue us to take our $350,000 fryers and our trailer does not get stolen and we do not have a falling out with family

[Dewey 3286]

Girl scout cookies suck, every year we get the news of how good they are. Dont get me started on their sales team, I'm focused on the person who thinks a good cookie is something that sits in a box, in a warehouse, collecting dust for 6 months. They are stale and flavorless.

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[SuperSurly 21]

46 minutes ago, Dewey said:

Girl scout cookies suck, every year we get the news of how good they are. Dont get me started on their sales team, I'm focused on the person who thinks a good cookie is something that sits in a box, in a warehouse, collecting dust for 6 months. They are stale and flavorless.

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Dewey preaching troof

[Vic Mackey 47077]

And every variation has as fresh version with a different name available at 1/2 To 1/3 the price at Wal-Mart. A "friend" buys a whole bunch of them and puts them in the freezer.. no I'm not kidding and no he's not anyone's wife.

What's the name of the purple box at Walmart?

[NeverMarryAStripper 21907]

If HEB had some I might buy them, if they were open.

[Guest]

17 hours ago, Okie State said:

Picked up some kolaches from Czech Stop this past weekend so this hits close to home.

CSB

son is at Ft Hood and was making trip back from DFW to post, early one morning.  He knows I work early so he texts me where to stop for breakfast.  Of course I referred him to Czech Stop.

“Dad, I bought 6 so I could bring some to my roommate.  They didn’t make it”

 

lolz.  For the thread, When you have the generosity in your heart, but not the discipline in your appetite...

 

[elfenix 34287]

It's 56 outside and I just heard the neighbor's AC come on.

[skipperj 377]

Maybe they like to keep their house at 55..

[Fudge Nuggets 19200]

16 hours ago, skipperj said:

Maybe they like to keep their house at 55..

Maybe they're growing the devil's weed in their house and the grow lights are making it too warm.

[El Diablo 4232]

On 4/13/2018 at 6:30 PM, ButtFumble said:

 

fuck it new Surly business venture a half donut (and other pastry) food trailer by my calculations if we fuck off paying the taxes and give away a few shitty orange "wine" based daiquiris to the customers waiting hours in line on the days we bother to get up early and crank up the fryers we can all be rich in a year or two....if we don't get audited and refrain from stabbing anyone on a bad day and our dick head business partner does not sue us to take our $350,000 fryers and our trailer does not get stolen and we do not have a falling out with family

Like any of those things could ever actually happen. Pshaw!

[Quasimofo 406]

When women call themselves "Mama Bear"

[BearSchlong 8098]

Or when women call their tits "the girls" - that makes me so surly.

[Vic Mackey 47077]

People who say 'Sunday Funday'. Specifically grown men.

[PvilleStang 2911]

9 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

People who say 'Sunday Funday'. Specifically grown men.

 

[Chuychanga 133]

When a hotel places the bath towels beyond arm’s reach from the shower. 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

41 minutes ago, Chuychanga said:

When a hotel places the bath towels beyond arm’s reach from the shower. 

Fucking this. Same thing with putting the shampoo and soap by the sink and not in the shower.

[52-80 19162]

probably just me but in a car its not obvious whether the temperature gauges are measuring water or oil.  

also, there is no universal convention for the fuel symbol to indicate which side of the car its on.  on some cars, they use the L vs R positioning of the hose and lever.  on some cars, they use a little triangle/arrow next to the tank.  on some, its just blind guessing

 

[ButtFumble 5180]

8 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

probably just me but in a car its not obvious whether the temperature gauges are measuring water or oil.  

also, there is no universal convention for the fuel symbol to indicate which side of the car its on.  on some cars, they use the L vs R positioning of the hose and lever.  on some cars, they use a little triangle/arrow next to the tank.  on some, its just blind guessing

 

 

I read recently on American cars the side of the gauge that the E is on is the side the tank fill is on

and the temp gauge should measure the water

[Jersey Man10 3537]

I hate the term fur babies so damn much.

[chikin23 384]

People that video youth sporting events on their phones.

[Steamboat1874 4067]

On 4/14/2018 at 12:41 PM, elfenix said:

It's 56 outside and I just heard the neighbor's AC come on.

Do you live in Georgetown?

[Nole-4-Life 804]

Fucking scavenger hunt engagement announcements and reveal parties.

That shit rustles the FUCK out of my jimjams.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

5 minutes ago, Nole-4-Life said:

Fucking scavenger hunt engagement announcements and reveal parties.

That shit rustles the FUCK out of my jimjams.

Attention Horses.

[Vic Mackey 47077]

I don't get why they can't make the gas tanks on the same side for every vehicle.

[Prepuce of Doom 21079]

8 hours ago, Chuychanga said:

When a hotel places the bath towels beyond arm’s reach from the shower. 

Conversely, when the towels are inside the shower in a location that is sure to be soaked (or at least unsatisfactorily moistened) through the course of a normal shower, forcing you to find a new spot to store them.