Trivial Things That Make You Surly

[Jameslaw121 4440]

Both Caps Lock and Num Lock keys. Fuck you. Those pieces of shit need be a lot father away from the keys I actually use.

[Biff Tannen 45432]

Commercials that jack up their volume higher than the rest of the others.

[Vic Mackey 46851]

Both Caps Lock and Num Lock keys. Fuck you. Those pieces of shit need be a lot father away from the keys I actually use.

I never understood why anyone would ever want to turn the numbers keys off in the first place. The only time my hand goes over there is for the numbers in the first place.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

13 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

15 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Both Caps Lock and Num Lock keys. Fuck you. Those pieces of shit need be a lot father away from the keys I actually use.

I never understood why anyone would ever want to turn the numbers keys off in the first place. The only time my hand goes over there is for the numbers in the first place.

Troof.

Arrow keys? Page Down? What is this 1985? I have a mouse for that shit.

[Js1 84990]

54 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Troof.

Arrow keys? Page Down? What is this 1985? I have a mouse for that shit.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8793]

Troof.
Arrow keys? Page Down? What is this 1985? I have a mouse for that shit.

I use page up and down and end when rolling message boards on my laptop.

The number lock key can die in a fire for all i care

[Incredulity 11431]

47 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Whew, all this computing is making me thirsty.  I could use a Tab.

[Al_4_ISU 12387]

Driving with your arm hanging out is one of life's simple pleasures.

[Underdog 28382]

Looks uncomfortable as shit, imo. 

[Bama Llama 1441]

Assholes using the COMMERCIAL CUSTOMERS ONLY line at the bank drive-up for their piddly-ass personal shit.  

[Sir Mikie Maik 6]

7 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

I use page up and down and end when rolling message boards on my laptop.

The number lock key can die in a fire for all i care

Mouse wheel has replaced the up and down arrow keys.... left right keys can join the number lock key in the fire

[Jersey Man10 3500]

Assholes using the COMMERCIAL CUSTOMERS ONLY line at the bank drive-up for their piddly-ass personal shit.  

People that park nearby and walk to the Commerical window. Literally get out of there car and stand there when they could've just gone inside.

[Underdog 28382]

2 hours ago, Bama Llama said:

Assholes using the COMMERCIAL CUSTOMERS ONLY line at the bank drive-up for their piddly-ass personal shit.  

Can’t imagine all the money would fit in the carrier/chute when I’m robbing it, so commercial lane it is. 

[CoachTex 2615]

Hearing a broadcaster say that a defensive back got called for pass interference because he did not look back for the ball. Defensive back gets called for pass interference because he got beat! When a DB is beat he should never look back for the ball! He should always close on the receiver and play the receiver's hands.

[Bama Llama 1441]

Ad nauseum use of "dial up," as in "Coach Smegma dialed up more pressure."  Just stop it with the dialing up already.  I'm talking to you, Herbstreit.

[elfenix 34161]

When the acorn stuck behind my sunroof rolls across the inside of my car's roof.

[Prepuce of Doom 20954]

The word (and most uses of the word) "guru."

[El Diablo 4232]

Poorly conceived web page layouts.

 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8793]

When you google something on your phone, you click on the result and tapatalk automatically puts whatever site you go to in the list of forums you follow

[MNLonghornFUKM 8793]

I would've kept looking. life is too short to be surrounded by fat obnoxious people and you probably sat by them on the plane anyways

[Jameslaw121 4440]

When all the college games I really want to watch on Saturday are all on at the same time.....

[Underdog 28382]

Love it when fatasses like me ruin you pussies day.  

[El Diablo 4232]

New leather shoes that squeak. Conversely, new leather shoes squeaking on someone else is hilarious.

[Prepuce of Doom 20954]

Lin-Manuel Miranda. 

[High Plains Drifter 10961]

When motherfucking ESPN schedules back to back games and doesn't allow enough time, so you miss the first quarter of the second game because the first game lasted longer than 2.5 hours, then the fourth quarter of the second game doesn't get recorded by the DVR because, surfuckingprise, that game also lasted longer than the scheduled time.

Yet another reason to hate ESPN.

[Underdog 28382]

Maybe B12 games should go to 10 minute Qtrs in order to fit into the 3hr window for television? 

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

On 11/24/2018 at 12:22 PM, Jameslaw121 said:

When all the college games I really want to watch on Saturday are all on at the same time.....

Reminds me of the "good old days" when we'd watch bowl games on multiple TV's on New Year's day.

[Jameslaw121 4440]

2 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Reminds me of the "good old days" when we'd watch bowl games on multiple TV's on New Year's day.

Yup - I remember bringing a TV with me to a Friends NYE party so we would have three of four TV's going the next day

[Underdog 28382]

2 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Reminds me of the "good old days" when we'd watch bowl games on multiple TV's on New Year's day.

Even the "gooder, good old days" when the Sugar Bowl was on NYE, Cotton early afternoon, Rose late afternoon and then the Orange to top off the evening. 

[PilotsError 2277]

People who need a full mile in between cars before they'll pull out into the street and turn.

[Moby Ric 2058]

The trash cans at some restaurants that you take your basket to the trash yourself that have that tiny portal to put your trash through.  

[Fudge Nuggets 19111]

12 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:

The trash cans at some restaurants that you take your basket to the trash yourself that have that tiny portal to put your trash through.  

Just dump it on the floor and leave.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

2 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Just dump it on the floor and leave.

Even better

[Fudge Nuggets 19111]

1 minute ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Even better

Nice, but doesn't make a statement like dumping it on the floor does.

[Guest Lobo]

21 hours ago, Underdog said:

Even the "gooder, good old days" when the Sugar Bowl was on NYE, Cotton early afternoon, Rose late afternoon and then the Orange to top off the evening. 

And no blacks or Jews, amitire?  

[Underdog 28382]

Certainly not during the Anita Bryant Halftime Show. 

[Walden Ponderer 12638]

34 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Just take a dump it on the floor and leave.

Fixed for Shaggy users.

[lateshow 1303]

On 11/24/2018 at 8:31 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

Lin-Manuel Miranda. 

Yeah, fuck that guy. 

[PvilleStang 2823]

24 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Fixed for Shaggy users.

But, what about the Surly users?!

[Walden Ponderer 12638]

9 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

But, what about the Surly users?!

Surly users wouldn't be caught dead in an establishment with insufficient waste receptacles.

[Jersey Man10 3500]

People who have cars without window tint. What the fuck dude you live in Texas how can you stand to drive like that? Tint is the first thing I get on my new cars.

[GottaB 588]

People who have cars without window tint. What the fuck dude you live in Texas how can you stand to drive like that? Tint is the first thing I get on my new cars.

Dealers that don’t order cars with tint from the factory makes me surly.

Sunshades on pond springs road is also my next stop when buying a car.

[SilasCoade 2620]

People who insist they have an allergy to the element sulfur. 

[elfenix 34161]

I'm the 10th person on this flight and there's already 6 coats in the overhead bins.

 

Also, people who haven't figured out that seat A is on the port side of the aircraft.

 

 

 

Edit: people's inability to efficiently use overhead bin space drives me nuts

[Walden Ponderer 12638]

3 hours ago, Llogg said:

People who insist they have an allergy to the element sulfur. 

I know, right? It's really the brimstone that gets 'em, but will they listen?

Edited November 27, 2018 by Walden Ponderer
Really, autocorrect?

[TexasHooch 5114]

Went to a medical appointment today. The Doc comes in the room and greets me by saying "Hi (first name), I'm Dr. (last name).  This pisses me off. Don't mix formal and informal greetings. I'm not a child and you're not my better (I was easily 15 years his senior).  Don't get me wrong. If you want to use an honorific and refer to yourself as Dr. (last name), that's fine- you've earned it.  But if you do, you should refer to me as Mr. (last name) until I tell you otherwise- which I will do. If you'd like to refer to me by my first name (which is actually my preference), you should introduce yourself by your own first and last name. I already know you're a doctor and will use the honorific either way.

[elfenix 34161]

Very trivial, well done

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

3 hours ago, elfenix said:

Also, people who haven't figured out that seat A is on the port side of the aircraft.

I hope using the words port and starboard casually in conversation makes people surly.  I do it all the time.

[Jersey Man10 3500]

Went to a medical appointment today. The Doc comes in the room and greets me by saying "Hi (first name), I'm Dr. (last name).  This pisses me off. Don't mix formal and informal greetings. I'm not a child and you're not my better (I was easily 15 years his senior).  Don't get me wrong. If you want to use an honorific and refer to yourself as Dr. (last name), that's fine- you've earned it.  But if you do, you should refer to me as Mr. (last name) until I tell you otherwise- which I will do. If you'd like to refer to me by my first name (which is actually my preference), you should introduce yourself by your own first and last name. I already know you're a doctor and will use the honorific either way.

I'm bad with remembering names so I probably wouldn't have even noticed that.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21780]

Doesn't the port side of the plane depend on whether it's entering or leaving the harbor?