Trivial Things That Make You Surly

[HenryJames 65818]

People who go to the hotel breakfast in their pajamas.

[TexasHooch 5114]

13 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

People who go to the hotel breakfast in their pajamas.

...and barefoot.  Saw this on Saturday at a Fairfield Inn we were staying at.

[Okie State 3746]

People who go to the hotel breakfast in their pajamas.

I like when people do their grocery shopping in them.

[Vic Mackey 46851]

Went to a medical appointment today. The Doc comes in the room and greets me by saying "Hi (first name), I'm Dr. (last name).  This pisses me off. Don't mix formal and informal greetings. I'm not a child and you're not my better (I was easily 15 years his senior).  Don't get me wrong. If you want to use an honorific and refer to yourself as Dr. (last name), that's fine- you've earned it.  But if you do, you should refer to me as Mr. (last name) until I tell you otherwise- which I will do. If you'd like to refer to me by my first name (which is actually my preference), you should introduce yourself by your own first and last name. I already know you're a doctor and will use the honorific either way.

Did he stick his thumb up your asshole and tell you to cough?

[TexasHooch 5114]

No, that was two weeks ago, and that doctor had the good sense to greet me properly. He did call me sweetheart at the end though- that was weird.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21780]

People who go to the hotel breakfast in their pajamas.

...and barefoot.  Saw this on Saturday at a Fairfield Inn we were staying at.

[CoTex 1157]

2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Doesn't the port side of the plane depend on whether it's entering or leaving the harbor?

Obviously you're not a golfer.

[Guest]

Motherfuckers( in my house) who don't close the lids on plastic containers of leftovers and whatnot.

How in the fuck can you be so lazy as to not run your hand around the edge and close it completely?

[Helobious 9462]

4 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

Went to a medical appointment today. The Doc comes in the room and greets me by saying "Hi (first name), I'm Dr. (last name).  This pisses me off. Don't mix formal and informal greetings. I'm not a child and you're not my better (I was easily 15 years his senior).  Don't get me wrong. If you want to use an honorific and refer to yourself as Dr. (last name), that's fine- you've earned it.  But if you do, you should refer to me as Mr. (last name) until I tell you otherwise- which I will do. If you'd like to refer to me by my first name (which is actually my preference), you should introduce yourself by your own first and last name. I already know you're a doctor and will use the honorific either way.

People that let meaningless shit like this bother them annoy me. 

But if your dumb annoyance annoys me, I’m not really being any better. That’s annoying.

[HenryJames 65818]

7 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

 

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19111]

When sportscasters try to make something out to be a rare occurrence when it isn’t.

”Such and such happened for the first time since 2016.”  Yeah, who fucking cares?

[BayouBill 835]

Back in the day when the sportcenter top 10 was worth watching, I would hate it when 7 out of 10 of the highlights were some basic (for them) baseball diving catch when most of the time they didn't even need to dive to begin with. Unless it was Jim Edmonds on the play. His were always worthy.

[Underdog 28382]

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Did you call the police?

[PvilleStang 2823]

11 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

 

 

Watermarked "stock photos".  GTFOH with that crap.  Just mucking up my google image search results for meme responses.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

14 hours ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

I hope using the words port and starboard casually in conversation makes people surly.  I do it all the time.

Only if you greet them with "Ahoy!".

[TornACL 7666]

14 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

Went to a medical appointment today. The Doc comes in the room and greets me by saying "Hi (first name), I'm Dr. (last name).  This pisses me off. Don't mix formal and informal greetings. I'm not a child and you're not my better (I was easily 15 years his senior).  Don't get me wrong. If you want to use an honorific and refer to yourself as Dr. (last name), that's fine- you've earned it.  But if you do, you should refer to me as Mr. (last name) until I tell you otherwise- which I will do. If you'd like to refer to me by my first name (which is actually my preference), you should introduce yourself by your own first and last name. I already know you're a doctor and will use the honorific either way.

I found a new doctor near my house for a physical 10 or so years ago. 

Doc walks in and introduces himself, "HI there! I'm Dr. Pete!" (his first name). I just looked around and said, I'm sorry, did I accidentally go to a pediatrician, why are you talking to me like I am eight? 

[PilotsError 2277]

no you didn't.

[HouTex 1841]

I found a new doctor near my house for a physical 10 or so years ago. 
Doc walks in and introduces himself, "HI there! I'm Dr. Pete!" (his first name). I just looked around and said, I'm sorry, did I accidentally go to a pediatrician, why are you talking to me like I am eight? 

Bad idea if you said that before the prostate exam.

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

2 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Only if you greet them with "Ahoy!".

Also it’s not “I have to go to the bathroom”, it’s “I have to hit the head.”

[BradInATX 9208]

Somebody may have already said this in the prior 77 pages and if so my apologies.

"Toasting" with food. Cut it out, that shit is beyond stupid. I have no idea when this even became a thing, but I'm sure Food Network and Rachel Ray are responsible somehow. Toasting is for booze, fuck off with your food toast. Stop trying to make it a thing.

Edited November 28, 2018 by BradInATX

[lateshow 1303]

1 hour ago, BradInATX said:

Somebody may have already said this in the prior 77 pages and if so my apologies.

"Toasting" with food. Cut it out, that shit is beyond stupid. I have no idea when this even became a thing, but I'm sure Food Network and Rachel Ray are responsible somehow. Toasting is for booze, fuck off with your food toast. Stop trying to make it a thing.

I've gotta say....I've never seen such a thing. But it sounds idiotic. 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21780]

When did toast become not a food?

[WhatTheBuck 28696]

[elfenix 34161]

5 hours ago, BradInATX said:

Somebody may have already said this in the prior 77 pages and if so my apologies.

"Toasting" with food. Cut it out, that shit is beyond stupid. I have no idea when this even became a thing, but I'm sure Food Network and Rachel Ray are responsible somehow. Toasting is for booze, fuck off with your food toast. Stop trying to make it a thing.

these fuckers showed up in my youtube feed one day:

 

bugs this shit out of me they toast with their food.  also, that they're reviewing food and it looks like neither has eaten more than 1200 calories in a day for the last 10 years. 

[elfenix 34161]

woman wears same dress to work for 100 days, makes national news:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2018/11/21/teacher-julia-mooney-sustainable-fashion-one-outfit-100-days/1917538002/

 

i wear the same pants to work every day, unless i'm wearing jeans, in which case i wear the same jeans i've been wearing since 2012.  why don't i get a news report?

[VolenteHawk 495]

Because that makes you exactly like every other straight dude?

 

[Brothahorn 10081]

Watching the weather/traffic ho
on Fox26 and the she suggests that people use their defrost during these cool mornings.

Who the fuck didn't already know this?

[Brothahorn 10081]

woman wears same dress to work for 100 days, makes national news:
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2018/11/21/teacher-julia-mooney-sustainable-fashion-one-outfit-100-days/1917538002/
 
i wear the same pants to work every day, unless i'm wearing jeans, in which case i wear the same jeans i've been wearing since 2012.  why don't i get a news report?

I hope she is at least changing her drawers every day.

[immortal13 4059]

4 hours ago, elfenix said:

woman wears same dress to work for 100 days, makes national news:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2018/11/21/teacher-julia-mooney-sustainable-fashion-one-outfit-100-days/1917538002/

 

i wear the same pants to work every day, unless i'm wearing jeans, in which case i wear the same jeans i've been wearing since 2012.  why don't i get a news report?

Because you smell like a locker room? 

[Blutarski 21]

I challenge you to cleanly pull 1 or 2 napkins out of this when it's full. It dispenses a minimum of 10, and half are torn up and useless.

imgur

[Tom 2959]

All those stupid pins that come on folded dress shirts can fuck right off.

[Okie State 3746]

Watching the weather/traffic ho
on Fox26 and the she suggests that people use their defrost during these cool mornings.

Who the fuck didn't already know this?

Stupid people. So...most people.

[PvilleStang 2823]

23 minutes ago, Tom said:

All those stupid pins that come on folded dress shirts can fuck right off.

People who leave those pins on the floor in the changing room for others to step on.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

11 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

Watching the weather/traffic ho
on Fox26 and the she suggests that people use their defrost during these cool mornings.

Who the fuck didn't already know this?

[You don't know me 1161]

On 11/27/2018 at 8:10 PM, HenryJames said:

People who go to the hotel breakfast in their pajamas.

This.  We had to stay the night in fucking Norman, OK Saturday night.  In the morning I saw multiple people wearing their pajamas at breakfast.  Just because you put shoes on, doesn't make them not-pajamas.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

Just now, You don't know me said:

This.  We had to stay the night in fucking Norman, OK Saturday night.  In the morning I saw multiple people wearing their pajamas at breakfast.  Just because you put shoes on, doesn't make them not-pajamas.

Put a damned robe on at least, and go the fuzzy bunny slipper route.  No reason yon can't have fun with breakfast....

[PvilleStang 2823]

5 minutes ago, You don't know me said:

This.  We had to stay the night in fucking Norman, OK Saturday night.  In the morning I saw multiple people wearing their pajamas at breakfast.  Just because you put shoes on, doesn't make them not-pajamas.

Fuck that noise, I will drive my happy ass to the first hotel on the other side of the state line, will not be caught dead giving Norman any tax dollars.

[SilasCoade 2620]

Possibly not trivial : selfish assholes lounging across four seats in an airport gate that's crowded af. 

[luke duke 6364]

woman wears same dress to work for 100 days, makes national news:
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2018/11/21/teacher-julia-mooney-sustainable-fashion-one-outfit-100-days/1917538002/
 
i wear the same pants to work every day, unless i'm wearing jeans, in which case i wear the same jeans i've been wearing since 2012.  why don't i get a news report?

You’ve already been at McDonalds for 6 years? Have you been promoted to the fryer yet?

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

4 minutes ago, luke duke said:

You’ve already been at McDonalds for 6 years? Have you been promoted to the fryer yet?

I'm washing lettuce. Soon, I'll be on fries. In a few years, I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in.

[You don't know me 1161]

1 hour ago, PvilleStang said:

Fuck that noise, I will drive my happy ass to the first hotel on the other side of the state line, will not be caught dead giving Norman any tax dollars.

Yeah, probably goes in the stupid things that wives do thread, but we were driving back home after spending Thanksgiving in San Antonio.  Left on Saturday because of a winter storm coming down through the midwest.  Wife made reservations at a hotel while I was driving.  After she was done, she says "okay, we have a reservation in Norman".  Ugh.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

1 hour ago, Llogg said:

Possibly not trivial : selfish assholes lounging across four seats in an airport gate that's crowded af. 

Nope not trivial at all. That's just a lack of common courtesy, and assholish, selfishness to other folks.

[elfenix 34161]

2 hours ago, luke duke said:

 

You’ve already been at McDonalds for 6 years? Have you been promoted to the fryer yet?

it's burger king!  get it right!

 

 

[VolenteHawk 495]

2 hours ago, You don't know me said:

Yeah, probably goes in the stupid things that wives do thread, but we were driving back home after spending Thanksgiving in San Antonio.  Left on Saturday because of a winter storm coming down through the midwest.  Wife made reservations at a hotel while I was driving.  After she was done, she says "okay, we have a reservation in Norman".  Ugh.

Did you eat dinner at Buffalo Wild Wings or Applebees?

 

[You don't know me 1161]

39 minutes ago, VolenteHawk said:

Did you eat dinner at Buffalo Wild Wings or Applebees?

 

Pulled in pretty late and left early.  Probably the best way to stay in Norman if you must.  Bottom line:  The only meal we ate in Oklahoma was breakfast at the hotel where there were people eating in their pajamas.

[elfenix 34161]

every goddamn website wants me to sign up for a newsletter.  no, i don't want more email spam i'll never read, now let me find the tiny link to close this so i can get back to reading what i came here for.

[ernest_t_bass 1196]

In sport - When you know the rules, and people think you're an idiot because you know the rules, and they want to stick to their version of the rules instead.  Example:

I've officiated basketball for 20 years.  While playing with a group of guys this week, the ball hit the top of the back board (not supports, the actual top) then came back into play.  "That's out!"  Me - "No, we're good.  It has to break the plane."  ... "Since when!?"

I love how casual fans think that they know all the rules, and will fight for their idiocy tooth and nail.

[Sandman 3401]

When the radio station is playing the shittiest versions of christmas songs.

[Dewey 3279]

Good friend of mine, his stepson loves nfl but doesnt follow college ball much. Me having to explain the stupidity of college football to him. The 4 team playoff. Why Clemson is playing 7-5 Pitt in a "championship ". And so on

[After irth 1242]

22 minutes ago, Sandman said:

When the radio station is playing the shittiest versions of christmas songs.

Any version of Santa Baby pisses me off. Especially Madonna. Fuck Madonna.