Trivial Things That Make You Surly

[BayouBill 835]

11 hours ago, Rex Kramer said:

Latinos incessant need to call me “boss” when clearly I never am; I just want some brisket tacos and want you to mix it up with a “man” or “dude” every now and then. Mexican crutch word. 

Just respond with "sport"...but be prepared to fight. 

[Sandman 3403]

People that bring their kid(s) to work. I get it, we had a teacher strike, and sometimes school is out due to the weather. But either find a daycare or a babysitter or stay home. We work for the state, I know you have annual leave!

Instead, I have to dodge 7 year olds as I walk to the copier.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

When you go down to the restaurant in the lobby of your office building and those fucks are out of chocolate milk. Two weeks in a row. I want my goddamn chocolate milk.

[HenryJames 66034]

Wife’s phone.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

^^ That sends my OCD into overdrive.

[Underdog 28544]

11 hours ago, Sandman said:

People that bring their kid(s) to work. I get it, we had a teacher strike, and sometimes school is out due to the weather. But either find a daycare or a babysitter or stay home. We work for the state, I know you have annual leave!

Instead, I have to dodge 7 year olds as I walk to the copier.

Making copies...

[HenryJames 66034]

I bet if you molested one they would stop.

[Underdog 28544]

14 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

While it might be the best Reese's the best candy egg is the Snickers.

Go on...

[NorthLoop 14180]

My wife has an Apple phone too. Really grinds my gears. 

[Guest]

59 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Wife’s phone.

My wife’s phone’s email icon doesn’t show the full amount of emails she has - because it’s in the 6 digits. 150,000 at last look. It’s simply unbelievable how that draws me offsides. 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

9 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

My wife’s phone’s email icon doesn’t show the full amount of emails she has - because it’s in the 6 digits. 150,000 at last look. It’s simply unbelievable how that draws me offsides. 

Because either:

1. She's the kind of person who doesn't turn of email notifications for bullshit sites like Pintest, Facebook, etc (which is easy to do)

or 

2. She's the kind of person who doesn't read/answer important emails

Not sure which is worse.

[ernest_t_bass 1196]

Yelling at clouds and get off my lawn, here... But I don't understand adults, especially married, using Snapchat.  

[lateshow 1304]

10 minutes ago, ernest_t_bass said:

Yelling at clouds and get off my lawn, here... But I don't understand adults, especially married, using Snapchat.  

How else are your wife and I supposed to swap nudes?

[Guest]

44 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Because either:

1. She's the kind of person who doesn't turn of email notifications for bullshit sites like Pintest, Facebook, etc (which is easy to do)

or 

2. She's the kind of person who doesn't read/answer important emails

Not sure which is worse.

She’s both. But she married me so she had to have some flaws. 

[Guest]

24 minutes ago, ernest_t_bass said:

Yelling at clouds and get off my lawn, here... But I don't understand adults, especially married, using Snapchat.  

I don’t either. Some young hot chick at office got me signed up, and I promptly deleted the app after my 48 yo sis in law kept sending me goofy ass messages. I think I might hate Snapchat. 

[ernest_t_bass 1196]

30 minutes ago, lateshow said:

How else are your wife and I supposed to swap nudes?

You can send it directly through text, if you want.  No beef here. 

[lateshow 1304]

4 minutes ago, ernest_t_bass said:

You can send it directly through text, if you want.  No beef here. 

I really like when she sends me vids of her folding laundry.

[ernest_t_bass 1196]

1 hour ago, lateshow said:

I really like when she sends me vids of her folding laundry.

Better off finding vid of Bigfoot, Nessie, Abominable Snowman, etc.

[Moby Ric 2058]

My HOA.  They are all dumbasses.

[elfenix 34221]

Yelling at clouds and get off my lawn, here... But I don't understand adults, especially married, using Snapchat.  

Snapchat is a celebrity gossip/check out the latest Kardashian shit aggregator, so she's probably using it for that. Along with sending nudes to the guy she's fucking.

 

[Johnny Sack 8397]

Metal detectors at courthouses and having to take off my boots, belt, watch, etc.

[You don't know me 1161]

5 hours ago, ernest_t_bass said:

You can send it directly through text, if you want.  No beef here. 

That's probably why she's exchanging nudes with lateshow.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

17 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Metal detectors at courthouses and having to take off my boots, belt, watch, etc.

I felt the same way until the last time I did jury duty, and family of an accused decided to completely lose their shit in the hallway. If he'd been armed, somebody's lunch would have been eaten. Courthouses are prime soil for crazy to grow in.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

6 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I felt the same way until the last time I did jury duty, and family of an accused decided to completely lose their shit in the hallway. If he'd been armed, somebody's lunch would have been eaten. Courthouses are prime soil for crazy to grow in.

I am talking about civil courts.  They can still have metal detectors.  But let people keep their shoes and belts on like they did the previous 5 decades before 9-11

[Henry Hill 3156]

People who stand on moving walkways at the airport. Nothing quite like getting to your gate at a pace slower than walking while forcing everyone else to walk around you.

[kevwun 15758]

Are Italians retarded when it comes to airplanes? Just got back from London. 4 Italians decided to hang out beside the bathroom and drink and talk very loudly for the first 4 hours of the flight. They had to be told to stop blocking the bathroom door by the crew 3 times before they sat down and shut up. I have been on a flight in Rome where the stewardess had to show people where their seats were on the plane. It’s mind bottling.

 

 

[DougO 5243]

When I get my DSLR camera back from service and all my settings have been erased back to the lameass factory defaults. Finding all that stuff in the menu again is bullshit.

[DougO 5243]

9 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Wife’s phone.

 

People who let their wives have a phone.

 

[Lone Star Horn 2016]

On 4/18/2018 at 8:04 AM, Cheeseweasel said:

"Boss" is Hispanic for "fuckface"

people who think Hispanic is a language, it's Spanish

[Lone Star Horn 2016]

On 4/18/2018 at 8:04 AM, Cheeseweasel said:

 

stupid double posts

Edited April 20, 2018 by Lone Star Horn

[markstanco 12570]

Yeah, i know, but it would make for an interesting commercial. Exaggerated infomercial style: "Don't you just hate it when you pull up to the wrong side of the pump? (lady tries to pull the pump handle across the trunk and a big "X" marks the screen "Introducing the 2000 SUX with dual tank access and a separate bubble compartment for your kids!" Doh!

If you pull up to the pump on the wrong side of your car more than one time then you shouldn't have a driver's license because of your lack of simple awareness.

[BlueGreySky 1002]

10 hours ago, Rex Kramer said:

I don’t either. Some young hot chick at office got me signed up, and I promptly deleted the app after my 48 yo sis in law kept sending me goofy ass messages. I think I might hate Snapchat. 

pics of coworker aren't showing up for me.

[Guest]

3 hours ago, DougO said:

 

People who let their wives have a phone.

 

Seriously?  How else can I call from the office and tell her to iron my shirt?

[Izhmash 562]

I hate other drivers.  It seems 95% of drivers have zero situational awareness.  Everything from using a damn blinker, to accelerating to speed limit when entering an on ramp, to watching patterns around you to adjust in real-time and smooth out the flow.  People are fucktards.

[Dewey 3286]

I feel "school zone end" signs should be billboard size, with a light show and spaced every 10 yards for 10 miles.

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[NorthLoop 14180]

1 hour ago, Izhmash said:

I hate other drivers.  It seems 95% of drivers have zero situational awareness.  Everything from using a damn blinker, to accelerating to speed limit when entering an on ramp, to watching patterns around you to adjust in real-time and smooth out the flow.  People are fucktards.

it's more like 99.99%

[Biff Tannen 45661]

15 hours ago, Rex Kramer said:

My wife’s phone’s email icon doesn’t show the full amount of emails she has - because it’s in the 6 digits. 150,000 at last look. It’s simply unbelievable how that draws me offsides. 

What's even the point of having email at that stage?  Just delete that shit for her and start over.

[Bama Chick 28596]

All those red badges on that phone makes my eyes itch.

My husband and both my kids have phones covered with red badges and I can't stand it.

I bet I check and clear notification badges on my phone 8-10 times a day just so my screen is cleaned up.

[KaiserSoze 998]

So you're saying you don't need no stinkin' badges?

[GoPokes83 2240]

Metal detectors at courthouses and having to take off my boots, belt, watch, etc.

[Underdog 28544]

14 hours ago, kevwun said:

Are Italians retarded when it comes to airplanes? Just got back from London. 4 Italians decided to hang out beside the bathroom and drink and talk very loudly for the first 4 hours of the flight. They had to be told to stop blocking the bathroom door by the crew 3 times before they sat down and shut up. I have been on a flight in Rome where the stewardess had to show people where their seats were on the plane. It’s mind bottling.

 

 

Is this a legit gripe or just an excuse for some humblebrag?

[kevwun 15758]

A gripe.  I've never seen anyone act like that on a plane.  If it had been a US flight, I'm pretty sure we would have made the news.

['stache 21789]

"Official" company signatures suck balls. A couple months back we were directed to format all email sigs a certain way that includes the corporate logo. This logo appears on recipients emails to be an attachment, not to mention the sig is supposed to include business #, direct #, fax #, office location etc..etc... w/each on a separate line
Fuck you. 2 years ago we were directed to have sigs that were only one line, that is, name, ph# etc.. all on the same line so as to not take up too much vertical space. I liked that. 
This new shit is so stupid and takes up 6 or more lines vertically. Half of the email space is devoted to my fucking signature. Retards.

We got rid of the image logo for this reason. It’s now just nicer and colored font. Looks great and professional.

[ernest_t_bass 1196]

6 hours ago, GoPokes83 said:

What kind of shoes does your husband wear?

[elfenix 34221]

When I get my DSLR camera back from service and all my settings have been erased back to the lameass factory defaults. Finding all that stuff in the menu again is bullshit.

When people type "D" in front of "SLR". It's 2018, we all know you're not talking about your K1000.

[Felix 607]

Mexican bus' in the left lane on I35.  Seriously, a bus should NEVER be in the left lane.  EVER!

[markstanco 12570]

@texasfootball on Twitter right now.  When they tweet and retweet 15 times in 45 seconds makes me rage

[markstanco 12570]

They cant stop, wont stop. 

Tweeting 4 second videos for EVERY SINGLE POSITION in the spring game.

[SuperSurly 21]

I walked into the restroom at work today and someone had turned off the light.  Actually had to reach up and turn it back on - big inconvenience that added to my Friday morning surliness...

[El Diablo 4232]

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

17 hours ago, DougO said:

When I get my DSLR camera back from service and all my settings have been erased back to the lameass factory defaults. Finding all that stuff in the menu again is bullshit.

When people type "D" in front of "SLR". It's 2018, we all know you're not talking about your K1000.

Old Pentax never die, they just wind up in garage sales.