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Me too.  I do a sock purge about once a year and replace with 10 pairs of the identical sock.  That worked great for me until I bought a three pack of "boot socks" that were foot specific.  All I get now are LL, RR, LL, RR.  

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when you get a letter about a specific action on your account that ends with "call <number> for help or with questions" and the number is the same top-level entry to the phone maze as ever

so now I gotta wait on hold while the person I tumbled to tries to figure out if she's the one that can actually help with this question 

the letter might as well have just said, literally, "give us a call or, you know, like, whatever"

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2 hours ago, Lat22 said:

I never have an R and an L when I pull them out of my drawer.

This is not hard.  Have you manservant pair the L and Rs together when they come off the non-GMO hemp clothesline after they dry in the ancient glacial winds of alpine air at your chalet.  Then place them in your gilded sock drawer within his easy reach so  they'll be at the ready when he slides them over your little piggies onto your foot.

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1 hour ago, Lat22 said:

Me too.  I do a sock purge about once a year and replace with 10 pairs of the identical sock.  That worked great for me until I bought a three pack of "boot socks" that were foot specific.  All I get now are LL, RR, LL, RR.  

I do a pretty good job of keeping the R/L socks in proper pairs. However, the trivial thing that makes me surly is that for whatever reason I like to put my right sock on first (for you All In The Family fans, I’m a sock-shoe right, sock-shoe left guy). Every single time I grab the first sock, it’s the L sock. Every single time. Law of averages means I should be grabbing the R and L equally, but no.  L every single time. Then I put that one down, grab the other one, and proceed. 
 

 

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wait...they make fitted socks for one foot or the other?

Guess I never got to shop in them stores...( or found a need for that shit, either.)

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1 hour ago, Iceman said:

wait...they make fitted socks for one foot or the other?

Guess I never got to shop in them stores...( or found a need for that shit, either.)

Cretin

 

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1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Sorry, but sock, shoe, sock. shoe is just wrong and unnatural.

Either you're putting on socks at the door or your walking around your house with your filthy, feces-covered shoes. Socks on in the bedroom, shoes on at the door.

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3 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Sorry, but sock, shoe, sock. shoe is just wrong and unnatural.

I'm sorry, but for me it's leg, sock, shoe and I'm ready to go.

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1 hour ago, Llogg said:

Either you're putting on socks at the door or your walking around your house with your filthy, feces-covered shoes. Socks on in the bedroom, shoes on at the door.

Yes, I, too, put my shoes on at the door

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16 minutes ago, Llano Estacado said:


Bad assumption. See most painful injury thread.

When you assume you make yada yada yada

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For me in the AM it is underpants (yes, commando), compression stocking (left leg), sock (left foot), then sock (right foot), then shorts, followed by house slippers and topped off with T-shirt.

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I wish I had socks to match. I swear the sock gremlins take my shit once a week. Doesn't matter how many new pairs I buy, a month later I'm short.

Gave up and just started wearing mismatch. 

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^^^^^^ This, absolutely this.  Fuck them and whoever sold them my cell phone number.  I would say that I'm not going to vote for any candidate that does this, but I'm not sure that would leave anyone to vote for.  Not that there's anyone worth voting for . 

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^^^^^^ This, absolutely this.  Fuck them and whoever sold them my cell phone number.  I would say that I'm not going to vote for any candidate that does this, but I'm not sure that would leave anyone to vote for.  Not that there's anyone worth voting for . 
I usually just respond FUCK OFF. Today I nicely asked 'Judi' why she thought it was okay to text me unsolicited political surveys to my personal cellphone. She actually responded and said she could remove me from the list if I preferred. Thank you Judi, I would very much appreciate that.
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On 7/2/2020 at 3:34 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

The fact that Surlyhorns is rated "family friendly"  is making me surly.

https://familyfriendly.site/review/surlyhorns.com

What the fuck are we doing wrong?  Maybe we need to make the pron forum public. 



 

Do they have any idea what they're talking about?  Actually, some poster told me the other day he didn't like me making an allusion to guy having anal sex with his girlfriend.  Told me to clean it up and provide the "June Cleaver" version next time (his term, not mine).  I can only assume he was an Omega Theta Pi while at UT.  

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2 minutes ago, Tylerocks said:

Oversharers.

People that put all their business out there in person or on social media.

STFU...nobody cares

I read that about you on FB and Instagram.

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