Jump to content

Recommended Posts

  • Replies 19.8k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Posted
On 8/14/2020 at 4:30 PM, ztejas said:

Having to watch two 15 second ads on YouTube at random, annoying points during a 9 minute video. 

When Youtube puts screenshots of relevant videos all over the one you’re watching for the last 30 seconds of the video.

  • Hook 'Em 2
Posted
11 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

If I see one more HGTV show where hosts(actors) are walking around an active construction site in flip flop/sandals..I'm going Unabomber on them. That shit drives me crazy. 

d6bdeec65666e71181d3242dff88aec1.png

 

  • Like 1
Posted
6 hours ago, elfenix said:

About once a month an hour long YouTube ad shows up. I just close the window at that point

I guess I have been blessed to not fall victim to that one yet.  Was there no 'skip ad' button once it played for about 15 seconds or so?

Posted
6 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I guess I have been blessed to not fall victim to that one yet.  Was there no 'skip ad' button once it played for about 15 seconds or so?

there might have been but at that point i'm usually fuck everything i don't need to watch this anyway. 

Posted
3 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

People who use the word "normalcy" should be kicked in the balls/vagina

Your abnormalcy is noted...

Posted
3 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

People who use the word "normalcy" should be kicked in the balls/vagina

Is your concern with this only when used by hermaphrodites?   

Posted

Yeah, Whenever or Wherever that I think of Whichever Surly poster thought it made them sound smart...I think they're an idiot.  However, could be any of us. 

Posted
1 hour ago, 52-80 said:

people who intentionally (but incorrectly) substitute "whoever" with "whomever" because they think it makes them sound smart

but "with whomever" is correct ...

Posted (edited)
4 hours ago, Sam Lin said:

So leave a message and I'll call you back.

or call me 3 times in 5 minutes, expecting me to pick up on the 3rd time... as if I was just testing your resolve.

Leave a message on the FIRST gotdam call and I'll get back to you.  Your message might even possibly allow me to have the answer you are seeking so that i don't have to call you back twice...

But you do you...  I'm here for your convenience.

Edited by slorch
Posted

Today’s my birthday and I literally give zero shits. Actually a little surly that the wife wants me to care and that I’ll need to thank all the Facebook posts. I stopped wishing Facebook friend happy birthday years ago but they still do it to me for my birthday. I find that a little odd.

Posted
Today’s my birthday and I literally give zero shits. Actually a little surly that the wife wants me to care and that I’ll need to thank all the Facebook posts. I stopped wishing Facebook friend happy birthday years ago but they still do it to me for my birthday. I find that a little odd.
Just stop liking them. I figure eventually I'll alienate all of my distant friends so I don't have to be bothered with it anymore.
  • Hook 'Em 1
  • Haha 1
Posted
8 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Today’s my birthday and I literally give zero shits. Actually a little surly that the wife wants me to care and that I’ll need to thank all the Facebook posts. I stopped wishing Facebook friend happy birthday years ago but they still do it to me for my birthday. I find that a little odd.

Happy birthday you surly fucker.

Posted

or turn off all receipt responses.  Motherfucker, you don't need to know the instant I read your email.

 

years ago, i showed one of my bosses how to turn it off and you would have thought I saved his kid's life or some shit.  Turns out out one of their higher ups was ruthless about holding that shit over their heads( stupid, I know.)

Posted
54 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Today’s my birthday and I literally give zero shits. Actually a little surly that the wife wants me to care and that I’ll need to thank all the Facebook posts. I stopped wishing Facebook friend happy birthday years ago but they still do it to me for my birthday. I find that a little odd.

I think you can keep your birthday private, which probably makes sense to do whether you want people to acknowledge it or not. 

Posted
On 8/24/2020 at 10:43 AM, 'stache said:

Today’s my birthday and I literally give zero shits. Actually a little surly that the wife wants me to care and that I’ll need to thank all the Facebook posts. I stopped wishing Facebook friend happy birthday years ago but they still do it to me for my birthday. I find that a little odd.

41qV58oguRL._SX331_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg

Posted
3 hours ago, Okie State said:

How many dishes my family goes through on a daily basis. An entire dishwasher full every single day from four people is fucking insane to me.

More insane is the same quantity of items stacked on the counter immediately above the empty dishwasher. I often get to remind folks that they don't get in there by osmosis.

  • Hook 'Em 1
  • Like 1
Posted
7 hours ago, Okie State said:

How many dishes my family goes through on a daily basis. An entire dishwasher full every single day from four people is fucking insane to me.

we get that with 2 people fam

  • Like 1
Posted

I don't know that I've ever used my dishwasher. Living solo it just doesn't make much sense to run an appliance for the length of time it takes to do its job when a sink of hot water and ten minutes accomplishes the same thing.

Posted
12 hours ago, NWBuck said:

More insane is the same quantity of items stacked on the counter immediately above the empty dishwasher. I often get to remind folks that they don't get in there by osmosis.

But does yours run on a switch?

  • Hook 'Em 1
Posted
3 hours ago, El Diablo said:

I don't know that I've ever used my dishwasher. Living solo it just doesn't make much sense to run an appliance for the length of time it takes to do its job when a sink of hot water and ten minutes accomplishes the same thing.

I'm the same way on many evenings.  Just washing and drying the dishes real quickly is more efficient than loading that sumbeech, waiting on it, and then putting stuff up later.

Posted
I don't know that I've ever used my dishwasher. Living solo it just doesn't make much sense to run an appliance for the length of time it takes to do its job when a sink of hot water and ten minutes accomplishes the same thing.
Well, yeah I'd imagine that situation would be quite a bit different. My kids use about 35 dishes each per day. No way in hell I'm washing all that shit by hand. Oldest is about to take over dishes duty soon though.
  • Hook 'Em 1
Posted
On 8/22/2020 at 11:39 AM, 52-80 said:

people who intentionally (but incorrectly) substitute "whoever" with "whomever" because they think it makes them sound smart

Pro-tip:  If you're unsure of when to use whom or who, unless the phrase is "to whomever it may concern," always use "whoever" and nobody other than 0.0001% of people in America will question it or know when you're wrong.

Posted
On 8/27/2020 at 10:17 AM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Do you only own one plate?

 

I'm single and only use one plate, bowl, fork and knife, etc.  When I use them I wash them quickly and set them to dry for next time. While I have other plates and utensils, it seems stupid to actually use them.

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.



×
×
  • Create New...