Trivial Things That Make You Surly

[miguelito 11256]

So is Olive Garden northern Italian, or southern Italian?  Or Sicilian?  Or Cecilia?

[skipperj 377]

Their Culinary Institute is in Tuscany.

[elfenix 34228]

1 hour ago, miguelito said:

So is Olive Garden northern Italian, or southern Italian?  Or Sicilian?  Or Cecilia?

no.

[Kennythetiger 9376]

On 5/23/2018 at 11:49 AM, Jersey Man10 said:

When I turn on my rotating fan and it starts turning away from me.

+rep for trivial things that make you surly

[Kennythetiger 9376]

6 hours ago, HouTex said:

In a multi-floor office when some guy goes up or down a floor to take a shit. Keep it on your own floor.

Negative.  Why shit in your own floor's bathrooms?

[skipperj 377]

I got a phone call and an email from AISD today to tell me to check tomorrow for an important email.

Edited May 24, 2018 by skipperj

[Underdog 28586]

Baby A’s on Riverside had a table or two next to the restroom and i felt sorry for the folks sitting there the one time I destroyed that john. 

[Guest]

3 hours ago, miguelito said:

So is Olive Garden northern Italian, or southern Italian?  Or Sicilian?  Or Cecilia?

 

Well hell no, Olive Garden ain't part of the boot.  It's the shit in which the boot stepped.

Edited May 25, 2018 by slorch

[HenryJames 66038]

When eighteen wheelers take fucking forever to pass other eighteen wheelers.

[HouTex 1866]

Negative.  Why shit in your own floor's bathrooms?

So I and others on my floor should go shit on his floor? It evolves into chaos. Just stay on your own floor.

[Guest]

Shitting on the floor...not trivial.

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2732]

People that can’t figure out mall entrances. Total Wine in Plano is near one and people continuously stop with no stop sign messing up the flow.

[Gil Bang 25922]

Negative.  Why shit in your own floor's bathrooms?

First job out of college, I worked on the 4th floor and shat on the 9th 5 days a week.

[luke duke 6412]

If you like good ice in your drinks. 

People who think there’s such a thing as “good” ice.

[Hunchback 51]

In a multi-floor office when some guy goes up or down a floor to take a shit. Keep it on your own floor.

We have a small one-holer within my department. Not shitting in there. The only other bathrooms on our floor are a women's bathroom and one that used to be a men's with a toilet stall and 3 urinals but has been converted to a private gender-inclusive bathroom. Because that one can only handle one person at a time now the odds of it being empty are small. I don't have a choice except go to another floor.

[Prepuce of Doom 21057]

Gogo motherfucking WiFi.

I hope my $12 is spent on a faulty Crock Pot that will eventually burn down their headquarters.

[Celery Man 20933]

hahahahaha

[DougO 5243]

People who credit themselves as medical experts because they read a couple of bullshit studies on the internet.

[Equinox 95]

Lots of shit talking on this page.

[PvilleStang 2875]

10 hours ago, Hunchback said:

We have a small one-holer within my department. Not shitting in there. The only other bathrooms on our floor are a women's bathroom and one that used to be a men's with a toilet stall and 3 urinals but has been converted to a private gender-inclusive bathroom. Because that one can only handle one person at a time now the odds of it being empty are small. I don't have a choice except go to another floor.

I'd be shitting in the gender inclusive bathroom.  Time to take that shit back, one shit at a time.

[Steamboat1874 4052]

Some of you need to time your shitting better....

I have my body trained to go in the morning before showering everyday.

I do not have to worry about shitting anywhere but home.

Control yourself !

[PvilleStang 2875]

Yeah, but can you use this gif on a daily basis?

No?  Then you aren't doing it right.

Edited May 25, 2018 by PvilleStang
Imgur sucks ass

[Prepuce of Doom 21057]

6 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

Yeah, but can you use this gif on a daily basis?

No?  Then you aren't doing it right.

I hate to tell you, but you ain't doing it right. 

[PvilleStang 2875]

1 hour ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I hate to tell you, but you ain't doing it right. 

fify.  Google image search, first thing that popped, the dreaded imgur.

[miguelito 11256]

OK, show of hands: who's pooping at work right now?

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Lots of shit talking on this page.

Well, this IS surly, so you know.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

51 minutes ago, miguelito said:

OK, show of hands: who's pooping at work right now?

[Celery Man 20933]

Yeah, but can you use this gif on a daily basis?

No?  Then you aren't doing it right.

Is this because you’re not salaried, or because your hours are scrutinized to the extent that they count the hours you are in the building?

[PvilleStang 2875]

28 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

 

Is this because you’re not salaried, or because your hours are scrutinized to the extent that they count the hours you are in the building?

 

Salaried, but we have to track our time.  Big Brother looking down on us and whatnot.

[Okie State 3816]

Salaried, but we have to track our time.  Big Brother looking down on us and whatnot.

Always nice when they do that. Layoffs pending.

[Celery Man 20933]

5 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

Salaried, but we have to track our time.  Big Brother looking down on us and whatnot.

years ago when we were still a little software shop in a dingy office, there was a one hole bathroom on the bottom floor behind the server racks (and a pile of cardboard) that for a while was rat infested and had a ruined toilet.  We got rid of the rats, cleaned it up (ripped out the toilet and threw it away) and closed the door.  At some point a new toilet got installed, but nobody even really was aware that that had happened, and everyone just left "the rat bathroom" alone.  So I used it as a private shitter and tracked my shitting time to RAT (release acceptance testing).

[OrangEngr 1035]

16 hours ago, HenryJames said:

When eighteen wheelers take fucking forever to pass other eighteen wheelers.

Especially when they can tell the people behind them see it coming, so before they can close the gap, they whip over, slowing them down even more

[DougO 5243]

When the natural wheelhouse of your belt lies precisely half way in between two holes, and neither one feels right.

[Jack Straw 2954]

When you get a sandwich at a deli or sandwich shop and they don’t evenly spread out the stuff across the surface of the bread and you end up with 3 inches of fillings in the middle and the second part of each half is nothing but bread 

[SilasCoade 2622]

Being in an airport.

[Don Keibals 113]

22 minutes ago, DougO said:

When the natural wheelhouse of your belt lies precisely half way in between two holes, and neither one feels right.

Do you even awl bro?

[NeverMarryAStripper 21877]

7 minutes ago, Don Keibals said:

Do you even awl bro?

Might as well just use a piece of rope

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

35 minutes ago, DougO said:

When the natural wheelhouse of your belt lies precisely half way in between two holes, and neither one feels right.

This is how it's done. Nice.

[Guest]

Had some badass grilled shrimp with some sort if stewed tomato/ salsa/ pico stuff on white rice at restaurant for work lunch.  Latina co-worker asked me if it was too spicy...implying gringo had tender Mouth.  I just started laughing. It'd have to be ahellova lot hotter than that to make me not eat it, after she had left half of hers on plate. White boys like hot food too, chica...

Edited May 25, 2018 by slorch

[Player 4575]

Maybe she just thinks you're a pussy. 

[skipperj 377]

Slorch is always playing the race card.

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, skipperj said:

Slorch is always playing the race card.

Life ain’t always PC is it?

[NorthLoop 14183]

2 hours ago, DougO said:

When the natural wheelhouse of your belt lies precisely half way in between two holes, and neither one feels right.

get yourself a leather poker, or a hammer and a nail. 

[Underdog 28586]

[WhatTheBuck 28775]

3 hours ago, Jack Straw said:

When you get a sandwich at a deli or sandwich shop and they don’t evenly spread out the stuff across the surface of the bread and you end up with 3 inches of fillings in the middle and the second part of each half is nothing but bread 

Like the stack of three pickle slices at the center of your Quarter Pounder. 

[Okie State 3816]

Morons who speed around me only to sit in a right turn lane...with their signal on...and wait until the light turns green even with multiple opportunities to safely turn and after I give a polite honk to nudge them along. Had my wife not been with me I would have laid on my horn through the entire light cycle.

[skipperj 377]

That’s why I love my braided leather belt. I get them bigger than I need so I can loop the excess belt and have it hang down.

[BayouBill 835]

8 minutes ago, skipperj said:

That’s why I love my braided leather belt. I get them bigger than I need so I can loop the excess belt and have it hang down.

I miss 1996 too

[BearSchlong 8083]

I miss 1996 too

Oh yeah. . .

[NorthLoop 14183]

That's more like 93