Trivial Things That Make You Surly

[Mikegundy'sMullet 64]

People who reheat fish in the microwave at work. 

[LoneStarBiker 145]

1 minute ago, Buzzrock said:

The annual wave of springtime lardasses on bikes, blocking the road. Luckily most of them give up in a couple of weeks and put their leotards away until next spring. But it was epic around here last weekend.

Haha, yeah unfortunately there are a lot of newbs and assholes that don't understand the concept of "share the road".  Saw a group of dipshits on FM1626 in the construction zone this weekend where there is absolutely no shoulder going <20 mph with a train of cars behind them.  There is a digital sign prior to the construction basically saying, "hey cyclists, there is no shoulder ahead" and they still went that route.  Even as a fellow cyclist, I had no qualms as I rolled down my window and called them out for that assholery. 

[SilasCoade 2620]

On 3/26/2018 at 6:54 PM, Cousin Strawberry said:

when my wife uses metal utensils to cook in  a non-stick pan

Fucking a

[PvilleStang 2805]

[Lou 264]

Baby on board signs on cars.

[clapclapclap 8998]

On 3/26/2018 at 5:33 PM, GhostRider said:

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People who haven't plus repped GhostRider for his avatar.

Edited March 28, 2018 by clapclapclap

[Chewy's Hairy Horn 867]

3 hours ago, Lou said:

Baby on board signs on cars.

I’ve hated that shit since the 80’s when they started proliferating in the back windows of this other “new” and fucking annoying thing: minivans.  

 

[elfenix 34075]

When you mark something return to sender and the post office sends it back to you

[Cousin Strawberry 1258]

People that park left wheel to curb on 2 way streets. 

Edited March 28, 2018 by Cousin Strawberry

[Cousin Strawberry 1258]

When you are on an elevator and you can hear another passenger breathing.  

[Big Jake 12]

People driving in the left lane. 

[CfRhTxStBobcats 594]

A chick that pulls it out of her mouth at the last second and finishes it off with her hand. I guess that's not trivial, but it sure as hell is annoying.

[Shoxthemonkey 1972]

Well, that makes my beef trivial indeed. I am miffed by people that stop when entering a roundabout.

[mr. sunshine 2819]

Is never using your blinker trivial? It shouldn’t be because it’s right there on the steering column and hey as a fellow motorist sharing the road I’d like to know your intentions sometimes so I can safely navigate around you. And if you don’t use I’d like to rip it out and stab you in the neck with it 

[mulletpelini 5206]

13 minutes ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

A chick that pulls it out of her mouth at the last second and finishes it off with her hand. I guess that's not trivial, but it sure as hell is annoying.

A note to you youngsters.  Don't ever marry this type of selfish bitch.  If she won't swallow your load, she also won't wipe your ass or clean up your puke when you get food poisoning, which you will if you visit St. Louis.  She'll also probably expect you to change poopie diapers.  The woman that swallows, isn't shallow.

[Shoxthemonkey 1972]

St Louis is a trivial thing that annoys the fuck outta me.

[WhatTheBuck 28604]

Receiving notifications after choosing the "Do not send me notifications" option in my account settings. 

[Hunchback 51]

Wife eats grapes before buying while shopping at the grocery store. 

[dufus 9]

On 3/25/2018 at 3:01 PM, Longboard Horn said:

Kevin Morgan....

True dat

[High Plains Drifter 10930]

What is the etiquette regarding assholes playing music on their golf cart boom box on the course? Do I use a 7 iron to smash their skulls before or after I smash their radio?

It was Tejano music if that makes a difference.

And yes it was from the radio, so I got to hear the Spanish DJ gibberish in between songs as well.

[Biff Tannen 45013]

48 minutes ago, Hunchback said:

Wife eats grapes before buying while shopping at the grocery store. 

I believe that's called stealing.

[futureman 22342]

14 hours ago, LoneStarBiker said:

Haha, yeah unfortunately there are a lot of newbs and assholes that don't understand the concept of "share the road".  Saw a group of dipshits on FM1626 in the construction zone this weekend where there is absolutely no shoulder going <20 mph with a train of cars behind them.  There is a digital sign prior to the construction basically saying, "hey cyclists, there is no shoulder ahead" and they still went that route.  Even as a fellow cyclist, I had no qualms as I rolled down my window and called them out for that assholery. 

that driver was a fucking hero and he got crucified by the media.  such a travesty.  

Edited March 29, 2018 by futureman

[WhatTheBuck 28604]

1 hour ago, Hunchback said:

Wife eats grapes before buying while shopping at the grocery store. 

The store doesn't care. 

[Dry Elbows 142]

People who don't use their blinkers.

People that press the call button when elevator doors are closing or stick their hand in closing elevator doors.

[Player 4566]

The stubborn first sheet that sometimes refuses to tear cleanly from a roll of tp or paper towels.

[Shoxthemonkey 1972]

8 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

What is the etiquette regarding assholes playing music on their golf cart boom box on the course? Do I use a 7 iron to smash their skulls before or after I smash their radio?

It was Tejano music if that makes a difference.

And yes it was from the radio, so I got to hear the Spanish DJ gibberish in between songs as well.

This is becoming a huge problem around here. I don't think you are required to use a specific club, whatever feels right will work. Just don't bend the shaft.

[High Plains Drifter 10930]

Better an asshole than a fucking dumbass, amirite?

[SilasCoade 2620]

Why are elevators so hard for people to get?  It's simple and a principle applied to many other situations.  Unload, then load.  If you have a full mug of coffee do you pour more into it or drink that shit first?

[PvilleStang 2805]

2 minutes ago, Llogg said:

Why are elevators so hard for people to get?  It's simple and a principle applied to many other situations.  Unload, then load.  If you have a full mug of coffee do you pour more into it or drink that shit first?

You take a wiff, then take a 10 minute shit on the clock while you wait for it to cool a bit.

[Hoosier Longhorn 6]

People telling you to "Have a nice day" when you know damn well they could careless if you do or not....

[PilotsError 2237]

The deteriorating quality of Ex Officio products.   

[RTF Horn 46]

My postman always talks on the phone, loudly, while walking through the neighborhood delivering mail.  This pisses my dog off when he gets to my house and she pretty much explodes barking.

[WhatTheBuck 28604]

3 hours ago, RTF Horn said:

My postman always talks on the phone, loudly, while walking through the neighborhood delivering mail.  This pisses my dog off when he gets to my house and she pretty much explodes barking.

If only there was some method to correct a dog's behavior. 

[RTF Horn 46]

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

If only there was some method to correct a dog's behavior. 

She's fine most of the time, pretty chill.  Sudden noises like a dude talking loudly right by the front door...she doesn't like that too much.

[elfenix 34075]

when you just logged into netflix last week and it's forgotten your info again

[BayouBill 834]

Almost every woman I've ever seen cheering/jeering during a sporting event. 

[Okie State 3696]

Idoits that come to a complete stop, put on emergency flashers and creep by doing 3 MPH at the site of a minor fender bender that is pulled off to the side of inbound Katy Freeway this morning.  After said idoit clears the scene they continue on at 3 MPH with flashers still on and keep looking at in their rearview mirror at minor fender bender.  

Of course, I honk at them and they flip me off and then come to a complete stop again on the exit ramp at Silber.

Yes, it was a woman in a Porsche Cayenne.

 

Just shorten to 'Katy Freeway' as a catch-all for all of the rage inducing bullshit that occurs on that road.

 

[markstanco 12425]

that driver was a fucking hero and he got crucified by the media.  such a travesty.  

Cyclists don't share the road whatsoever. They just like to say that.

[markstanco 12425]

People telling you to "Have a nice day" when you know damn well they could careless if you do or not....

Very trivial, so perfect.

That's them just being polite.

[chikin23 384]

Hitting the activity button on my Harmony remote and the receiver going to the wrong input.

[Hunchback 51]

22 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I believe that's called stealing.

She said she has to make sure the grapes taste good before she buys them. I asked her if it was ok to open up a new box of cereal she'd never tasted to try before she bought it but she didn't like that question. 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21765]

I'm sure you sampled her goods before purchasing them

[WhatTheBuck 28604]

2 hours ago, Hunchback said:

She said she has to make sure the grapes taste good before she buys them. I asked her if it was ok to open up a new box of cereal she'd never tasted to try before she bought it but she didn't like that question. 

There's a difference between fresh fruit and processed grains. 

Report her to security next time. See what happens. They don't care if you sample olives from the olive bar, either. Ever ask for samples at the deli counter? They'll give them to you. 

Edited March 30, 2018 by WhatTheBuck

[Big_kat 334]

The term "kiddos" to describe students

[Hunchback 51]

Report her to security next time. See what happens.

Yes! This should go splendidly for me.

[Mikegundy'sMullet 64]

21 hours ago, Hoosier Longhorn said:

People telling you to "Have a nice day" when you know damn well they could careless if you do or not....

That’s probably a little more polite than saying, “get out.” 

[nycHorn 2936]

When people just throw their cigarette butts on the ground.  I want to pick them up, follow them home and toss them into their living room.  

Littering in general makes me want to eat their liver with some fava beans and a nice key-YAN-tee.

[I Plead Da Fif 207]

7 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

There's a difference between fresh fruit and processed grains. 

Report her to security next time. See what happens. They don't care if you sample olives from the olive bar, either. Ever ask for samples at the deli counter? They'll give them to you. 

I’ll be eating from a freshly opened bag of popcorn that I will sample and decide if I like it while this occurs. What could go wrong?

Edited March 30, 2018 by I Plead Da Fif

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

I had thought of something trivial that annoyed me but now I can’t remember what it was, and that annoys me, which is trivial.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

The fact that we didn't name this thread "trivial things that make you surly".