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18 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Cyclists who think the laws of the road don't apply to them. I go to White Rock Lake in Dallas often and they blow through every stop sign.

You should check to see if the laws of physics apply... 

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21 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Yesterday some fat chick in a car with paper plates took forever.  She was depositing stuff, etc.  

I’m usually behind the car with 3-4 people in it who swipe 5-6 cards before one works.

Also, since our city owned utilities can even fuck up an online payment, the easiest way to pay that bill is usually through their drive thru. Where you can get behind carloads of kids so the teller can talk to each and every one of them while mama digs in her purse 

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8 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

I’m usually behind the car with 3-4 people in it who swipe 5-6 cards before one works.

Also, since our city owned utilities can even fuck up an online payment, the easiest way to pay that bill is usually through their drive thru. Where you can get behind carloads of kids so the teller can talk to each and every one of them while mama digs in her purse 

Thank god for mobile deposit apps.  My dad is 84 and gets random $3.87 cent checks back from whatever insurance company now and then.  Used to I was like “fuck that, dad, I’m not spending my time driving to BOA and depositing that stuff!”  Now I just take a picture of it,   Just a tip, don’t try to deposit things with dick pics.  They frown upon that.  

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23 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Well I’m a cheap bastard, and I drive by my credit union every day on my way home from work so when I need some more cash I whip in there to the ATM lane because they don’t charge fees.   Yesterday some fat chick in a car with paper plates took forever.  She was depositing stuff, etc.  Use the goddamned mobile app for that.   I just wanted a couple hundred bucks.  Takes one minute. 

The problem lies with the bank side. They don’t charge me monthly fees on my business account if I use the atm for my cash and or check deposits. They want people to use the atm for that sort of thing. That being said I use the mobile app for check deposits but I haven’t figured out how to use the mobile app for cash deposits yet. 

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Drive-Thru teller lanes are quickly becoming the biggest wastes of prime real estate in Austin.  They literally make more money leasing them out for parking than they do off keeping them open and staffed.  

Trivial thing that makes me surly is credit card authorization agreements for hotels.  I want to pay for my employees' room, we don't need stacks of paperwork, 72 hours notice, and a fucking fax machine.  I authorized the room charge when I booked the fucking room with the fucking card.  

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47 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Drive-Thru teller lanes are quickly becoming the biggest wastes of prime real estate in Austin.  They literally make more money leasing them out for parking than they do off keeping them open and staffed.  

Trivial thing that makes me surly is credit card authorization agreements for hotels.  I want to pay for my employees' room, we don't need stacks of paperwork, 72 hours notice, and a fucking fax machine.  I authorized the room charge when I booked the fucking room with the fucking card.  

When there is a hailstorm that spot is gold, Jerry.  

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I live in texarkana. TXK to Galveston is over 325 miles away. When I see a salt life sticker I rage.

No, you dont have a salt life. You go to the beach once a year because it is a near 700 mile round trip. Find a Snow Life sticker and put it on the other side of your back window. Jackass.

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I live in texarkana. TXK to Galveston is over 325 miles away. When I see a salt life sticker I rage.

No, you dont have a salt life. You go to the beach once a year because it is a near 700 mile round trip. Find a Snow Life sticker and put it on the other side of your back window. Jackass.

I support this trivial hatred.
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12 hours ago, markstanco said:

I live in texarkana. TXK to Galveston is over 325 miles away. When I see a salt life sticker I rage.

No, you dont have a salt life. You go to the beach once a year because it is a near 700 mile round trip. Find a Snow Life sticker and put it on the other side of your back window. Jackass.

I live in Iowa and see Salt Life shit.

You can’t get any farther from a fucking ocean than Iowa.

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9 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Why? It doesn't affect you in any way. 

It does when the idiots do it while you're driving the other direction. If it involves driving the wrong way on a street, you're probably an idiot for doing it. And lazy.

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4 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

I was unaware of this epidemic of people crossing into oncoming traffic to park the wrong way. I imagined more scenarios where there was no traffic, and therefore who gives a fuck what side of the street you park your front end facing. 

Are you very familiar with the spirit of this thread?  I guess you are, considering his surliness makes you surly.

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9 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:

I have a problem with dress shirts because I have a thicc neck. Size 19 I think so it makes the rest of my shirt super huge.

I have the same issue with my long ass gorilla arms. Anything that fits in the chest is like a baseball sleeve. Anything that fits the sleeve length is a tent.

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1 hour ago, PvilleStang said:

Wait, are your friends / coworkers in a CFL fantasy league?!

No but the NFL is only a little over 2 months away so it will be starting soon.

 

And it goes like this....

Man I had (insert players name here) and if would have just got the ball down there on the goal line on that last drive I would have won....

Or if they had not taken him out and put so and so in down there on the goal line...

Or if I had just played so and so from my bench instead of the other so and so I would have got so many points and would have...etc....etc....etc.

 

Shut the fuck up....I do not care !

 

 

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No but the NFL is only a little over 2 months away so it will be starting soon.
 
And it goes like this....
Man I had (insert players name here) and if would have just got the ball down there on the goal line on that last drive I would have won....
Or if they had not taken him out and put so and so in down there on the goal line...
Or if I had just played so and so from my bench instead of the other so and so I would have got so many points and would have...etc....etc....etc.
 
Shut the fuck up....I do not care !
 
 
Sounds like many football threads on here.
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