Trivial Things That Make You Surly

[SHOOTER12 8810]

2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

For fried chicken you can’t beat the $8.99 eight piece mixed from the Randall’s deli.  Add some some fried okra from the deli and some Bob Evans mashed taters and you have a great Sunday lunch for the gang.

OK...I'm drooling.

[After irth 1243]

3 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

For fried chicken you can’t beat the $8.99 eight piece mixed from the Randall’s deli.  Add some some fried okra from the deli and some Bob Evans mashed taters and you have a great Sunday lunch for the gang.

Bob Evans Mac & Cheese instead, and you have my go-to meal at Brookshire Brothers. 

[Tom 2959]

5 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

I like Popeyes but screw them, I'll never spend another dime at that over priced shithole.

2 weeks ago Mrs. Shooter asked me to bringer a 3 piece chicken strip meal with mashed potatoes and Cole slaw, $19.48! Yes I'll say it again Fuckem!

 

4 hours ago, tbone_ said:

You thinking other places are different?

 

For a three-tender combo?  Yes.  Unless prices in Austin or wherever y'all are is double that of DFW.  $20 for fast food is unreal.  I can go to most sit-down restaurants and pay less than that.  I feel ripped off paying $10 for fast food at most places.

Shooter, are you sure you didn't actually get charged the wrong amount and legitimately ripped off?

[SHOOTER12 8810]

34 minutes ago, Tom said:

 

 

For a three-tender combo?  Yes.  Unless prices in Austin or wherever y'all are is double that of DFW.  $20 for fast food is unreal.  I can go to most sit-down restaurants and pay less than that.  I feel ripped off paying $10 for fast food at most places.

Shooter, are you sure you didn't actually get charged the wrong amount and legitimately ripped off?

I checked the receipt, other than being ridiculously high,, everything was right.

[Sandman 3403]

Saw some bullshit on facebook (my fault for being on there, I get it) that read "Only 7 wednesdays till Christmas!". GTFO with that wannabe jedi mind trick shit. It's 7 fucking weeks. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33874]

Guess this goes here

Dude eats a rotisserie chicken every day for 40 days and invites people to watch him. And they did. 

Night

 

 

[Jameslaw121 4448]

On 11/6/2022 at 4:51 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

For fried chicken you can’t beat the $8.99 eight piece mixed from the Randall’s deli.  Add some some fried okra from the deli and some Bob Evans mashed taters and you have a great Sunday lunch for the gang.

Agreed. Seems like the chicken from the Deli at Kroger or Market Street near me is what KFC was in the 90's 

[deadshank 24653]

Friggin bums stealing all the squeegees 

[ztejas 43474]

On 11/4/2022 at 5:52 PM, slorch said:

Fuck you Vermont…and Wyoming. 

The 12 combined black people in those states just aren't enough to prop up a Popeye's franchise.

[mininghorn88 2293]

17 hours ago, deadshank said:

Friggin bums stealing all the squeegees 

This drives me crazy too.  I hate a dirty windshield.  I do a lot of road trips.  My solution:

[Hanrahan 1306]

I apparently have to buy the family tickets to watch my eleven year old play in his rec league semi-final football game.

[PvilleStang 2911]

Dude, the battery bulge is serious crap.  I've got a full bin at home from all the Dell XPS 13 and 15 batteries I've swapped out, plus a few Macbook Pros that ballooned up beyond belief.  And on top of those, freaking baby monitor batteries that last about a year and swell up!

[52-80 19162]

Always some idiot feeding wildlife despite signs and common sense advising not to do so.

Way to attract birds and shit to people when theyre hanging out. 

[Shoxthemonkey 1981]

It takes longer to clean my Wagner Power Painter than it took to paint the shop shelves I made. And it needs a second coat in a couple of hours.

[elfenix 34307]

Why does my car insurance, something I actually need, have to beg me to make a payment every 6 months but every other goddamn thing just charges my credit card without needing any new authorization?

[52-80 19162]

After 150 years nobody at tabasco have found a good way of dispensing their product. The damn bottle should come with a pipette or something

[59 Burst 434]

On 11/6/2022 at 4:44 PM, SHOOTER12 said:

I like Popeyes but screw them, I'll never spend another dime at that over priced shithole.

2 weeks ago Mrs. Shooter asked me to bringer a 3 piece chicken strip meal with mashed potatoes and Cole slaw, $19.48! Yes I'll say it again Fuckem!

My local Popeyes sells chicken wings for $2.00 per wing. It’s like selling single cigarettes back in the day. 

[elfenix 34307]

4 hours ago, 52-80 said:

After 150 years nobody at tabasco have found a good way of dispensing their product. The damn bottle should come with a pipette or something

 

https://smile.amazon.com/TABASCO-Original-Pepper-Sauce-Ounce/dp/B002HNS55A

[52-80 19162]

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

 

https://smile.amazon.com/TABASCO-Original-Pepper-Sauce-Ounce/dp/B002HNS55A

Amazing unit cost given the tiny bottles are $5/ea

[tx ind 7013]

This is not trivial, but people who go the wrong way down a one-way aisle in the parking lot (the ones with angle parking) should be punished by execution.

[NWBuck 8571]

3 minutes ago, tx ind said:

This is not trivial, but people who go the wrong way down a one-way aisle in the parking lot (the ones with angle parking) should be punished by execution.

To be fair, they're only going one-way.

[WhatTheBuck 28788]

1 hour ago, NWBuck said:

To be fair, they're only going one-way.

How does he know where I’m going?

[deadshank 24653]

15 items or less check out lane.   
 

What a dick. 

[WhatTheBuck 28788]

Fuck the cashier for letting anyone get away with that shit. 

[PvilleStang 2911]

Rig 12 refs.

[deadshank 24653]

10 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Fuck the cashier for letting anyone get away with that shit. 

The cashier at the Fountainview HEB said nothing.   
 

A few months back, Stephen, the cashier / jack of all trades at the Bunker Hill HEB, got all over some yoga pant clad Piney Point broad that showed up to the 15 IOL lane with 3 months worth of groceries.  He ran her skinny ass off to the gen pop lanes. She was affronted, offended, insulted and then waiting in line like the rest of the untouchables. 
 

Stephen runs a tight ship.  

[WhatTheBuck 28788]

50 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Stephen runs a tight ship.

That man is a saint. 

[Superhero 8830]

On 11/7/2022 at 12:32 AM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Guess this goes here

Dude eats a rotisserie chicken every day for 40 days and invites people to watch him. And they did. 

Night

 

 

 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

On 11/12/2022 at 6:31 PM, deadshank said:

15 items or less check out lane.

Public hangings should return.

[irishtexan 11521]

On 11/6/2022 at 3:44 PM, SHOOTER12 said:

I like Popeyes but screw them, I'll never spend another dime at that over priced shithole.

2 weeks ago Mrs. Shooter asked me to bringer a 3 piece chicken strip meal with mashed potatoes and Cole slaw, $19.48! Yes I'll say it again Fuckem!

Are you in NYC or SF? But also stealing "bringer" because it sounds like finger. And that's funny...

Edited November 14, 2022 by irishtexan

[SHOOTER12 8810]

1 minute ago, irishtexan said:

Are you in NYC or SF? 

Neither, Nacogdoches 

[Incredulity 11675]

Paid $14.60 for a medium size Whopper meal at BK.  Motherfuckers had something like $11 on the board, which I found offensive anyway.  That's the small price.

[Jameslaw121 4448]

On 11/12/2022 at 3:35 PM, tx ind said:

This is not trivial, but people who go the wrong way down a one-way aisle in the parking lot (the ones with angle parking) should be punished by execution.

I see you've met my wife...

[PvilleStang 2911]

On 11/12/2022 at 3:35 PM, tx ind said:

This is not trivial, but people who go the wrong way down a one-way aisle in the parking lot (the ones with angle parking) should be punished by execution.

or go across aisles via parking spots, crap drives me nuts to no end.  Seen and nearly been involved on way too many of these incidents of jackassery.  

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2732]

I apparently have to buy the family tickets to watch my eleven year old play in his rec league semi-final football game.

Yup. Daughter cheers for a local team so we have to pay to watch her. It’s ridiculous.

[Sandman 3403]

On 11/13/2022 at 7:54 AM, deadshank said:

Stephen runs a tight ship.  

It's the "ph". Steven with a V doesn't have the drive. He's most likely in the back of the store, watching porn on his phone.

[tbone_ 14128]

This is not trivial, but people who go the wrong way down a one-way aisle in the parking lot (the ones with angle parking) should be punished by execution.

People who design one way parking aisles should be banned from America.

[SHOOTER12 8810]

4 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

People who design one way parking aisles should be banned from America.

Boo this man, bòoooo

[Biff Tannen 45691]

17 hours ago, Sandman said:

It's the "ph". Steven with a V doesn't have the drive. He's most likely in the back of the store, watching porn on his phone.

[52-80 19162]

People indiscriminately substituting Holland for the Netherlands. 
 

its like saying only “texas” when referring to america

[Sam Lin 3559]

1 hour ago, 52-80 said:

its like saying only “texas” when referring to america

Is this wrong? Asking for a friend.

[conVINCEd 21469]

4 hours ago, 52-80 said:

People indiscriminately substituting Holland for the Netherlands. 
 

its like saying only “texas” when referring to america

If it’s Holland or the Netherlands why the fuck are they called Dutch?

[NeverMarryAStripper 21907]

Yeah, it seems like they should be called the Hollandaise

[ChickenSandwich 9843]

On 11/6/2022 at 4:51 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

For fried chicken you can’t beat the $8.99 eight piece mixed from the Randall’s deli.  Add some some fried okra from the deli and some Bob Evans mashed taters and you have a great Sunday lunch for the gang.

Its fan fucking tastic. The price just makes it better. 
 

New air fryer takes the leftovers to 11. 

[deadshank 24653]

On 11/6/2022 at 3:44 PM, SHOOTER12 said:

I like Popeyes but screw them, I'll never spend another dime at that over priced shithole.

2 weeks ago Mrs. Shooter asked me to bringer a 3 piece chicken strip meal with mashed potatoes and Cole slaw, $19.48! Yes I'll say it again Fuckem!

You done goofed by not going to Chicken Express there in Nac.  Order a 3 piece tender and they give you 5.  Order a 7 and they give you 10.  

Chicken Express is a national treasure.

Prove me wrong.

[SHOOTER12 8810]

20 minutes ago, deadshank said:

You done goofed by not going to Chicken Express there in Nac.  Order a 3 piece tender and they give you 5.  Order a 7 and they give you 10.  

Chicken Express is a national treasure.

Prove me wrong.

Yep hit them up for a 3 piece a couple of days ago,  they gave me 4, and an extra order of okra😁

[deadshank 24653]

16 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Yep hit them up for a 3 piece a couple of days ago,  they gave me 4, and an extra order of okra😁

I rest my case.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

2 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

If it’s Holland or the Netherlands why the fuck are they called Dutch?

[Hpara759 1780]

5 hours ago, Sam Lin said:

Is this wrong? Asking for a friend.

No

[Hpara759 1780]

1 hour ago, deadshank said:

 

Chicken Express is a national treasure.

Prove me wrong.

Best gizzards out there