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Vic Mackey

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A clothes hanger on the floor of the canned bean aisle leads me to suspect that you bear part of the blame for frequenting this particular store in the first place. 
Probably but I'm going to bitch anyways. I just needed a few items and Wally World was convenient tonight. Plus it's Plano so it's not the trashiest ones around.

Just don't block the aisles and i have no problems with whomever is in there
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One of the benefits of Covid reaction was the elimination of this bullshit in the stores.  I'll never understand the need( or desire!) to bring everyone shopping.
2 people max.

And those motorized carts, I'm guessing 1% really need them and the other 99 are just fucking lazy.

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8 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Entrepreneurs. Just because you sold your old Playstation on Ebay or Let Go does not make you an entrepreneur. Hell, can you even spell entrepreneur?

It's "serial entrepreneur" if they sell more than one console per year.

I worked for a guy once that described himself that way.

What it actually meant was he started a bunch of businesses that mostly sucked and didn't take any of them to truly profitable status.

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14 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Probably but I'm going to bitch anyways. I just needed a few items and Wally World was convenient tonight. Plus it's Plano so it's not the trashiest ones around.

Just don't block the aisles and i have no problems with whomever is in there

Yeah, here at the Walmart in Nastydouches it's a common sight to see 3-300lb women standing/walking abreast in the aisle. If they don't move fairly quickly, I ask them to move....quite rudely. Ain't nobody got time for that shit.

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Yeah, here at the Walmart in Nastydouches it's a common sight to see 3-300lb women standing/walking abreast in the aisle. If they don't move fairly quickly, I ask them to move....quite rudely. Ain't nobody got time for that shit.
Same. I'm never polite about it. There was a mom and her 2 daughters blocking the main center aisle in the middle of the store just talking. Told them excuse me in a rude way to get through. They looked at me a little dirty. Didn't care. I can't stand people who are oblivious to their surroundings and do shit like that.
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On 3/28/2023 at 12:26 PM, nnm said:

Just throw some Dorothy Lynch on it and you’ll be fine. Continue your road to diebeetus with the rest of y’all corn fed folks. 

Something I learned today: there's a dressing made in Nebraska named Dorothy Lynch, and it is "both sweet and spicy."  I love this place.

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18 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Probably but I'm going to bitch anyways. I just needed a few items and Wally World was convenient tonight. Plus it's Plano so it's not the trashiest ones around.

Just don't block the aisles and i have no problems with whomever is in there

Bush Turnpike and Coit?  

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5 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

And those motorized carts, I'm guessing 1% really need them and the other 99 are just fucking lazy.
 

I'm tired of being the only person who follows the rules.  Next time I go to HEB I'm going to ride around on one of those scooters with Sebastian as my 70 lb emotional support doofus.  I'm going to make it a point to crash into every one of those order pullers and then I'm going to take my 25 items to the express lane.

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I'm tired of being the only person who follows the rules.  Next time I go to HEB I'm going to ride around on one of those scooters with Sebastian as my 70 lb emotional support doofus.  I'm going to make it a point to crash into every one of those order pullers and then I'm going to take my 25 items to the express lane.

You rebel. What’s next? You going to marry a stripper?(again)
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I'm tired of being the only person who follows the rules.  Next time I go to HEB I'm going to ride around on one of those scooters with Sebastian as my 70 lb emotional support doofus.  I'm going to make it a point to crash into every one of those order pullers and then I'm going to take my 25 items to the express lane.
Also while we are on stores,

People need to follow the rules of the road. Walk on the right side of the aisles.

Stop flying out into the main store aisle without even looking when you turn your cart.

People who have to stand 3 inches from the shelves when looking at items and blocking me from getting something. Then acting inconvenienced when I ask them to move..

Driving erratic in the store parking lots. Waiting for a spot up front so you block the whole lane because you can't go park a few spots down and walk. This is why I park as far away from the front as possible.

Not walking with any sort of purpose. Just wandering around extremely slow and getting stuck behind them
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24 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

I’ve frequented Walmart this year more than the last few years combined. Not only are their groceries cheaper than the grocery store I usually goto, but the people watching is great because you’ll never know what you’ll see.

You get Hy-Vee that far north?

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At this point I am utterly convinced Taco Bell intentionally fucks up your order as a foundational practice of their business. 

I’ve been eating that shit for decades (dont judge) and they fuck up like 1/3rd of the time by either dropping items, or downgrading supreme tacos to normal ones.

We found TB in Spain and went there a bunch of times (again, dont judge) and they fucked it up each time. Previous visit was in north texas and they fucked up the order. And very last visit today in Houston they fucked up again. 

They’re doing it on purpose. 
 

 

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On 3/3/2023 at 3:35 AM, beer said:
fucking quarter pounder is $8 now.  That used to be a serving of brisket. 

I got a medium sandwich at Firehouse, no chips, just tea. $17.

That's why I conceal carry...wait whut? They're robbing us!!

Srsly, that's EXACTY why I only eat out if I have to. 

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22 hours ago, deadshank said:

At a contractor seminar.  aggy don’t care. He gotta make his calls.  

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Contractor seminar might be the most aggy kind of seminar out there with the exception of Farmer's Insurance agent seminar. Just bean one of those golf balls at his fat noggin. 

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