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2 minutes ago, NAVY said:

You savage. Doing shots Friday morning instead of afternoon? 

Upper management potential 

No.  I just see through the bullshit.

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Passed by the poor bastard who was broke down on my way to lunch and snapped this on the way back. Drivers have zero clue that hazards usually mean this vehicle isn’t moving. Same thing happened when I was next to him..5 cars pulled right behind him. All of us in the other lane next to him proceed and I know I’m at least a qtr mile up until somebody behind him makes a move.

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On 1/18/2025 at 5:47 AM, Iceman said:

In a public place, people who walk( half speed or less) while reading their phone. 
 

Have some gotdam awareness/ decency and step to the side.  GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY!!!!

 

Worse if they are coming at you on the wrong side of the sidewalk/hallway/whatever. 

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1 minute ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Worse if they are coming at you on the wrong side of the sidewalk/hallway/whatever. 

I love it. Shoulder checking the fuck out of people who deserve it is good therapy. 

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I got to make a run to Walgreens this morning for some eye allergy potion.  Wife was miserable, and no, I didn't shoot anything in her face.

Super-  hope you got some sleep.

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6 hours ago, Superhero said:

I've been having seizure symptoms for the past hour or so. It's 10:48, I'm off to bed. Hope I'll be better tomorrow.

Better? Or headed to doc?

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On 1/21/2025 at 10:21 PM, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Worse if they are coming at you on the wrong side of the sidewalk/hallway/whatever. 

Or weaving back and forth while they do it

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37 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

Jason's Deli makes you surly?  Or sandwich trays?

Jason's Deli sandwich trays make me surly. There's a whole thread about them around here somewhere. @Brisketexan knows

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1 minute ago, elfenix said:

Jason's Deli sandwich trays make me surly. There's a whole thread about them around here somewhere. @Brisketexan knows

Fuck yes I do.

Jason's has precisely ONE noteworthy sandwich: their muffaletta.

What is the ONE sandwich you can't get on a sandwich tray from Jason's?  A motherfucking muffaletta.

FFS, it's as if Pizza Hut allowed you to order takeout, but pizza was not allowed to be part of your order.

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1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Fuck yes I do.

Jason's has precisely ONE noteworthy sandwich: their muffaletta.

What is the ONE sandwich you can't get on a sandwich tray from Jason's?  A motherfucking muffaletta.

FFS, it's as if Pizza Hut allowed you to order takeout, but pizza was not allowed to be part of your order.

I went to a Chipotle in Webster, Tx about 10 years ago.  They were out of tortillas.  What’s the point of a burrito joint with no tortillas?!?

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8 minutes ago, nnm said:

I went to a Chipotle in Webster, Tx about 10 years ago.  They were out of tortillas.  What’s the point of a burrito joint with no tortillas?!?

Oh....wait till @Bozo_Casanova tells you the story of the time we went to the Texas Chili Parlor and they were out of.....chili.

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23 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Communism.  Individual bowls of communism, that's what that is.

They served Trotsky a bowl the night he died. When Natalia asked him how it was, he said

“Думаю, это нормально, но это не настоящий перец чили.”

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there's a UPS truck parked outside. each time its hazards blink it also beeps. would it be wrong of me to go down and beat it with a wrench until the beeps stop?

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4 hours ago, elfenix said:

there's a UPS truck parked outside. each time its hazards blink it also beeps. would it be wrong of me to go down and beat it with a wrench until the beeps stop?

Just shoot the driver then blame it on your local immigrant demographic.

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5 hours ago, elfenix said:

there's a UPS truck parked outside. each time its hazards blink it also beeps. would it be wrong of me to go down and beat it with a wrench until the beeps stop?

Driver pops his head out, "Nah dude.  Hit it right here( on the dash) for both of us."

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2 hours ago, elfenix said:

If you're going to make an illegal right from the second lane the least you could do is turn into the furthest lane to the left

Must’ve been someone else because my wife’s been home all day. 

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19 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Must’ve been someone else because my wife’s been home all day. 

We’re not into stereotyping around here, but ….

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39 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Had a nine-item order at Amazon. Deliberately pushed delivery to today for “fewer packages.”

The result? Six separate packages. 

When are the other three packages suppose to show up?

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47 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Had a nine-item order at Amazon. Deliberately pushed delivery to today for “fewer packages.”

The result? Six separate packages. 

Nice

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Fucking CenterPoint.  Not only can they not maintain Houston's power grid, but apparently, nobody at the fucking company knows how to shut a fucking gate.  For the third time in two months, they accessed my property without notice or permission and failed to shut the gate when they left.  As a result, when I get home and let the dogs out I end up needing to round them up from the neighborhood.  I have now put a fucking padlock on the gate.

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On 1/20/2025 at 9:30 PM, Iceman said:

I would never look forward to your meeting.  Do it at 8 that morning.

or...
 

my great results are going to have to suffice in my absence.  

 

There is zero reason for a 3PM meeting on Fridays...except...  stupid ass roll-call.

Probably depends on the job. We have a team of about 20 sales guys. We sale to schools. Our weekly meeting is at 4 on Friday afternoons. Most convenient time for most of us.

But, the rest of our schedule is completely up to us. If I need to take a day to do billing or paperwork, I just stay home and do it. 

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MS Copilot can suck my ass. I hate that shit. All AI in my business can fuck the right off.

I know how to write a fucking sentence. Stop trying to finish it for me. And you are usually wrong. I hope AI is reading this and feels bad

 

 

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10 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

MS Copilot can suck my ass. I hate that shit. All AI in my business can fuck the right off.

I know how to write a fucking sentence. Stop trying to finish it for me. And you are usually wrong. I hope AI is reading this and feels bad

 

 

You just made the list, buddy. 
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13 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

MS Copilot can suck my ass. I hate that shit. All AI in my business can fuck the right off.

I know how to write a fucking sentence. Stop trying to finish it for me. And you are usually wrong. I hope AI is reading this and feels bad

 

 

 

You better start welcoming our new AI overlords. 

 

 

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