Trivial Things That Make You Surly

[skipperj 377]

I would guess that DFW airport was named after conventions at the time rather than the other way around. 

ATX at least makes sense as Austin, TX, compared to PDX.

[markstanco 12786]

The code was assigned, it was not created by the city council. Not sure what to say about it.

Better than the assigned Sioux city airport code. It might as well be in norman.

[Jack Straw 2955]

The new stoplight they put on 360 just north of Bee Caves Road.  Seriously, whoever gave that the ok needs to be shot in the fucking face.  

[MNLonghornFUKM 8982]

2 failed credit card account log in attempts and Citi fucking freezes your shit.

[markstanco 12786]

Very trivial. I would want that.

['stache 22131]

I would guess that DFW airport was named after conventions at the time rather than the other way around. 

ATX at least makes sense as Austin, TX, compared to PDX.

 

I think it was just fortuitous that AT ends with X. They seem use X as a filler for two letter codes. Los Angeles is LA with an X at the end. PD is Portland with an X at the end. XNA is for Northwest Arkansas, not sure why the X is at the front.

 

Edit: Nevermind, that’s not your airport code. Just some hipster thing. I’m cool with it.

[PvilleStang 2987]

10 hours ago, Jack Straw said:

The new stoplight they put on 360 just north of Bee Caves Road.  Seriously, whoever gave that the ok needs to be shot in the fucking face.  

I don't know, man.  My wife uses it every day, and it really does make that U-turn there safer (heading NB to SB).  I've had to use it a few times, and other than the fact it takes 5 minutes per cycle, it's great.  And supposedly it was put in to preemptively address the increase of traffic leaving that lot since the new Apple complex is located back there.

[Steamboat1874 4321]

10 hours ago, Jack Straw said:

The new stoplight they put on 360 just north of Bee Caves Road.  Seriously, whoever gave that the ok needs to be shot in the fucking face.  

Correction......every stoplight they put on 360 is fucking bullshit.

[Guest Lobo]

Idiot ass neighbor who planted bamboo on our mutual fenceline.  Are you in college still?  Have you any idea how much those things encourage mosquitoes?  Certain trees and grasses in Central Texas, how do people not understand your idiotic fantasy what makes for a cool backyard is not okay for this part of the country.  

[WhatTheBuck 28929]

Bamboo encourages mosquitoes?

[NeverMarryAStripper 22294]

Get a Panda

[Upgrayedd 5887]

I hate to tell you this, but if your neighbor has bamboo, you have bamboo.

[deadshank 24654]

Take your vehicle in to get washed.  Workers "clean" the inside of the windows.  Drive into the morning or afternoon sun and the film that is left on the glass from the cleaning product is rage inducing.  

[Vic Mackey 47952]

2 failed credit card account log in attempts and Citi fucking freezes your shit.

Maybe remember your login credentials next time?

[conVINCEd 21477]

People who, when stopped by the popo, pull over in their lane when there’s a perfectly good parking lot 50 ft. away.

[Vic Mackey 47952]

People who, when stopped by the popo, pull over in their lane when there’s a perfectly good parking lot 50 ft. away.

Maybe they are scared the cops will shoot them if they keep driving?

[MNLonghornFUKM 8982]

Maybe remember your login credentials next time?

Meh. Couldn't remember the log in name from my other 8 credit card accounts

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2779]

Appointment confirmations.  Calls, texts and emails even after I confirm.  Stop the madness!

[lateshow 1322]

7 minutes ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

Appointment confirmations.  Calls, texts and emails even after I confirm.  Stop the madness!

Dentist offices are the absolute worst about that. 

[skipperj 377]

1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Maybe remember your login credentials next time?
 

Meh. Couldn't remember the log in name from my other 8 credit card accounts

If you didn't have the correct login name, how did it know to lock your account?

[DougO 5264]

Car windows that don't stop when I stop pressing the button. I prefer to decide for myself if I want the window all the way up or down.

[Anton Chigurh 3335]

Car windows that don't stop when I stop pressing the button. I prefer to decide for myself if I want the window all the way up or down.

I have never encountered an auto window that could not be controlled manually.

[TexasHooch 5196]

Restaurants that have "boneless wings" on the menu. When I order chicken wings, I hate having to clarify that I want the damn bones in them. Feel free to keep your sauced up nuggets on the menu, but please don't call them wings.

[NeverMarryAStripper 22294]

Do you also complain when they call the little legs wings, or when they call the animal they come from a buffalo?

Edited August 1, 2018 by NeverMarryAStripper

[skipperj 377]

26 minutes ago, Anton Chigurh said:

 

I have never encountered an auto window that could not be controlled manually.

 

Ours is tricky to get exactly right. If you press the button all the way, it goes all the way down/up, even if you let up. You have to partially press it to retain control, and it’s easy to go too far.

 

Also, boneless wings are delicious. I get them way more than regular.

Edited August 1, 2018 by skipperj

[NeverMarryAStripper 22294]

4 minutes ago, skipperj said:

You have to partially press it to retain control, and it’s easy to go too far.

Just the tip

[Anton Chigurh 3335]

Ours is tricky to get exactly right. If you press the button all the way, it goes all the way down/up, even if you let up. You have to partially press it to retain control, and it’s easy to go too far.
 
Also, boneless wings are delicious. I get them way more than regular.

Maybe you’re just not a good enough switch pusher.

Also, team bone-in wings.

[WhatTheBuck 28929]

2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Do you also complain when they call the little legs wings, or when they call the animal they come from a buffalo?

Is my sarcasm meter defective? You sound serious. But surely that can't be. 

[WhatTheBuck 28929]

2 hours ago, skipperj said:

Also, boneless wings are delicious. I get them way more than regular.

The next time you eat actual wings, examine the bones after you're done. See all the tiny little bits of meat and cartilage that is still sticking to the bone. The stuff you wouldn't eat. That's the quality of meat they use to make your nuggets. A chicken wing is chicken. A chicken nugget has a bunch of ingredients that aren't chicken...or food. 

[skipperj 377]

And...they’re still delicious. What’s the problem here?

[skipperj 377]

But, you do realize that actual wing places (not talking Burger King here) use chicken breast to make their boneless wings. These aren’t “nuggets”.

[Stoogey 219]

3 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Do you also complain when they call the little legs wings, or when they call the animal they come from a buffalo?

The PC term is bison.

#noracist

[NeverMarryAStripper 22294]

You know that and I know that, but apparently whoever misnamed the chicken wings didn’t.

[Buzzrock 15136]

Atlanta is changing the name of the transit system from MARTA to The ATL.

[WhatTheBuck 28929]

3 hours ago, skipperj said:

But, you do realize that actual wing places (not talking Burger King here) use chicken breast to make their boneless wings. These aren’t “nuggets”.

No, I don't realize that. I've never seen such a place. What's an example of a place that slices up a chicken breast, fries it, covers it in sauce, and sells it as a "boneless wing?" And what do they charge?

[skipperj 377]

I'm sorry you eat at shitty places.

[WhatTheBuck 28929]

46 minutes ago, skipperj said:

I'm sorry you eat at shitty places.

Answer the question. And while you're at it explain to us why your Michelin rated restaurant is serving sliced up chicken breasts as "boneless wings."

[Vic Mackey 47952]

Boneless wings are chicken nuggets. End of story.

[elfenix 34749]

13 hours ago, deadshank said:

Take your vehicle in to get washed.  Workers "clean" the inside of the windows.  Drive into the morning or afternoon sun and the film that is left on the glass from the cleaning product is rage inducing.  

doesn't matter what i've used to clean my windshield, be it windex, invisible glass, vinegar, 90% rubbing alcohol, whatever, there's still some residue on it that only smears around.  annoys the fuck out of me

Edited August 2, 2018 by elfenix

[Guest]

19 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:

I hate to tell you this, but if your neighbor has bamboo, you have bamboo.

This. 

 

Neighbor cata-corner from my backyard planted bamboo and it started sprouting up in my yard. Sumbeech Wouldn’t do anything about it until one time I accidentally disconnected his wires from the Internet pedestal in the same corner of my backyard. Weird as hell though, those bamboo plants disappeared real quick like

 

Musta brushed up against them wires with the choppin hoe on the bamboo...

Edited August 2, 2018 by slorch

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

6 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Boneless wings are chicken nuggets. End of story.

And once you reach 10, they should be off the menu.

#teamwings

[Steamboat1874 4321]

I don't get the chicken wing love anyway.

You get the piece of chicken with the absolute least meat on it.....slathered in some kind of sauce that gets all over your hands and face. Fuck that give me a leg a breast or a thigh any day over a fucking wing.

Edited August 2, 2018 by Steamboat1874

[Js1 87178]

8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Boneless wings are chicken nuggets. End of story.

Pluckers boneless wings are not chicken nuggets.

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3873]

On 7/25/2018 at 11:25 PM, Jersey Man10 said:

People that don't let their cars warm up. As soon as they turn it on they're already in reverse backing up. Makes me cringe.

Hate to tell you but with modern cars it is completely unnecessary unless you're going to be jumping to highway speeds in the first minute or two.

[MissingInAction 25556]

2018 chicken wing talk not going away.

[Sandman 3431]

Whenever I touch an ice cream container, my hands get sticky as fuck. And I don't mean when I open the container, I mean any time I touch it. Like when moving it to another side of the freezer when I need to put in a bigger item. 

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3873]

On 7/30/2018 at 9:39 AM, Lat22 said:

Wife never lets the microwave run to completion so every I want to glance at it for the time of day, I get 0:11 or 0:03. 

 

On 7/30/2018 at 7:51 PM, elfenix said:

odd, your wife always goes to completion with me

Man admits to being faster than a microwave.

[You don't know me 1163]

Multiple autodial calls from my kids' school district that are all the same.  Yeah, probably my own fault for having 5 kids in school, but holy hell.  Every single day during the school year I can expect 5 calls from the school district that are the same message.

[elfenix 34749]

25 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

 

Man admits to being faster than a microwave.

[Doze 1324]

1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

2018 chicken wing talk not going away.