Trivial Things That Make You Surly

[WhatTheBuck 28,700]

1 hour ago, Okie State said:

My brother's non-stop barrage of 9/11 conspiracy theory memes over the past three days. I honestly don't understand how anyone could believe that bullshit.

So stupid and so disrespectful of the passengers and crew members who lost their lives on the hijacked planes. We understand the who, what, when, where, why, and how of what actually happened. None of the conspiracy theorists can come close to presenting a plausible alternative explanation that covers all those bases. 

[Okie State 3,767]

So stupid and so disrespectful of the passengers and crew members who lost their lives on the hijacked planes. We understand the who, what, when, where, why, and how of what actually happened. None of the conspiracy theorists can come close to presenting a plausible alternative explanation that covers all those bases. 

Not sure if you know this...but jet fuel doesn't get hot enough to melt steel! PROOF!

[Texaskimo 135]

1 hour ago, Okie State said:

9 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

So stupid and so disrespectful of the passengers and crew members who lost their lives on the hijacked planes. We understand the who, what, when, where, why, and how of what actually happened. None of the conspiracy theorists can come close to presenting a plausible alternative explanation that covers all those bases. 

Not sure if you know this...but jet fuel doesn't get hot enough to melt steel! PROOF!

And as we all know, everything maintains the exact same physical properties  regardless of temperature right up until the melt point. Heating something up doesn't make it more pliable!

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

9 minutes ago, Texaskimo said:

And as we all know, everything maintains the exact same physical properties  regardless of temperature right up until the melt point. Heating something up doesn't make it more pliable!

True dat, my dick doesn't get softer with friction...

[WhatTheBuck 28,700]

10 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

So stupid and so disrespectful of the passengers and crew members who lost their lives on the hijacked planes. We understand the who, what, when, where, why, and how of what actually happened. None of the conspiracy theorists can come close to presenting a plausible alternative explanation that covers all those bases. 

Hey PilotsError, why are you negging these posts? Are you a 9/11 truther? Do you understand how the unique construction of the twin towers made them vulnerable to attack? I'm guessing you don't. Have you studied the design and construction of the new tower that eliminates those vulnerabilities? Again, I'm betting you haven't. 

Do you also think it was a missile that hit the Pentagon and not a hijacked aircraft? That's my favorite one. These idiots just write off a whole plane with passengers and crew as if they never even existed. No accounting for what happened to them. I once saw someone on another board post, "Show me one pic of a piece of a plane in front of the Pentagon. Just one." So I posted a pic of a piece of the plane wreckage on the lawn of the Pentagon. I received no reply. 

You seem confused. You hate the cops but you endorse the police state. And now you're a 9/11 truther on top of that? How does that happen?

Edited September 13, 2018 by WhatTheBuck

[PilotsError 2,280]

An accusation of endorsing the police state might be the stupidest thing ever posted on this site.

You dipshits are being negged for bringing this shit into a thread about trivial annoyances.

[Cheeseweasel 26,437]

15 hours ago, elfenix said:

birkenstocks.  ruins yoga pants. 

Stop looking at their feet, Rex.

[Okie State 3,767]

Negging is serious business.

I consider it trivial because it's a Facebook meme that annoys me as I scroll by and doesn't actually impact my life in any way.

[markstanco 12,483]

On 9/11/2018 at 12:34 PM, Vic Mackey said:

People who tell us where they were when 9/11 happened. No one fucking cares you were at history class in Wisconsin when you heard the news.

A buddy of mine didnt hear about the news (he lives just outside of Boise), and proceeded to get in his Cessna plane and fly around that afternoon.  He was escorted back to the airport quickly.

He has the best story of "where I was" that I have heard. 

[MissingInAction 24,765]

People who start threads with click bait titles. 

 

[El Diablo 4,232]

Masturbating to old porn.

[Cheeseweasel 26,437]

28 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

Masturbating to old porn.

Not a fan of bush?

[Underdog 28,436]

I have no issue rubbing one out to Kay Parker every now and then. 

[MissingInAction 24,765]

Gimme some Aunt Peg any day.

[conVINCEd 21,468]

True story:  I was coming home from Milwaukee a few years ago (Dez catch game) and got to the airport really late.  Barely made the flight and was the last to board.  Plane was pretty full and I end up on the last row aisle, with an empty seat between me and the guy by the window.  

We take off and a few minutes later he breaks out the iPad, plugs his headphones in, and leans into the window to hide his screen from view.  We hit some pretty bad turbulence that startles him and he turns so that I can see the screen for about 10 seconds out of the corner of my eye.  Vintage 80’s VHS quality,  big hair, big bush porn.

[Vic Mackey 46,914]

The bush needs to make a comeback. Fuck the shaved pussy.

[Underdog 28,436]

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

Fuck the shaved pussy.

That’s usually the idea, Vic. 

[Gil Bang 25,859]

Yeah. If I were you I’d want the herpes sores to be camouflaged too.

[Vic Mackey 46,914]

Yeah. If I were you I’d want the herpes sores to be camouflaged too.

I'm here for a good time, not a long time.

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

3 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

6 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Yeah. If I were you I’d want the herpes sores to be camouflaged too.

I'm here for a good time, not a long time.

So like 10-15 seconds ?

[lateshow 1,303]

29 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

The bush needs to make a comeback. Fuck the shaved pussy.

Yeah well, fuck that noise. 

[Johnny Sack 8,397]

4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

The bush needs to make a comeback. Fuck the shaved pussy.

No.  God no.  

[markstanco 12,483]

I have no issue rubbing one out to Kay Parker every now and then. 

She was smoke.

[deadshank 24,651]

On location weather reporters that insist on standing right next to a raging ocean in hurricane force winds  to deliver their report on weather conditions.  We get it. We've seen this before.  You just look stupid and have an increased probability of being impaled by a flying 2 x 4.

[BearSchlong 8,076]

On a related note, people who fill up and deploy sandbags around their house prior to a hurricane. . .to me this is the epitomy of pissing into the wind. . .it's the ultimate "don't just stand there do something!! move.  Seriously, when was the last time someone saved their house with sandbags?

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

2 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

On a related note, people who fill up and deploy sandbags around their house prior to a hurricane. . .to me this is the epitomy of pissing into the wind. . .it's the ultimate "don't just stand there do something!! move.  Seriously, when was the last time someone saved their house with sandbags?

I think it happens a lot,  if only to just keep water at bay, diverting it around, and stopping a full rush of flood surge water..

[lateshow 1,303]

1 hour ago, BearSchlong said:

On a related note, people who fill up and deploy sandbags around their house prior to a hurricane. . .to me this is the epitomy of pissing into the wind. . .it's the ultimate "don't just stand there do something!! move.  Seriously, when was the last time someone saved their house with sandbags?

As opposed to just letting the water rush into your home unimpeded? 

[Okie State 3,767]

Depends on the situation. Could help in a flash flood type scenario to divert it long enough for it to recede. Any sustained flooding obviously can't be stopped.

[Cheeseweasel 26,437]

2 hours ago, BearSchlong said:

On a related note, people who fill up and deploy sandbags around their house prior to a hurricane. . .to me this is the epitomy of pissing into the wind. . .it's the ultimate "don't just stand there do something!! move.  Seriously, when was the last time someone saved their house with sandbags?

Correct. Use bags of Quickcrete. Water hits them. Concrete hardens. Boom. Instant moat around your house.

Hit me up if you need any more tips.

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

I'm not sure, but I'd say I've seen countless images over the years of homes being protected by sandbags. Just did a googlez search and those images popped up pretty frequently.

Edited September 14, 2018 by Onboard 2.0

[mdmost 42,747]

Split collegiate flags, meaning the husband went to one school and the wife another, meaning you're a "house divided". If the schools are Texas and OU, Texas and aggy, OU and oSu, Auburn and Alabama, then sure. Rivals I get. But when it's TCU/OU, anyone not OU or aggy/Texas, and so on then f right off with your manufactured household rivalry. TCU and OU have only played each other since TCU came into the Big 12. It's not some 100 year rivalry. 

[Vic Mackey 46,914]

That flag looks pretty fucking queer.

[Lat22 3,989]

On 9/14/2018 at 7:06 AM, deadshank said:

On location weather reporters that insist on standing right next to a raging ocean in hurricane force winds  to deliver their report on weather conditions.  We get it. We've seen this before.  You just look stupid and have an increased probability of being impaled by a flying 2 x 4.

And they think they are saving lives.  They truly believe they are being valorous by congregating around a downed tree and taking turns shooting their piece with it in the background. Then there’s this:

 

 

[Dewey 3,280]

Or Jane Koslowski or whatever her name is, shes in a canoe during some flooding in the NE, as shes paddling and reporting, two guys walk by.

[HouTex 1,847]

It's probably been said, but when you and the person in front of you are turning left into a shopping center across oncoming traffic and the guy in front approaches the slightly raised entrance and slows to a crawl and I'm left in the middle of oncoming traffic.  Get your ass into the parking lot.  The slight bump is not going to hurt your car.

Edited September 15, 2018 by HouTex

[elfenix 34,164]

Costco put green valve stem caps on my tires and now the oil change place doesn't put air in them.

[Guest]

why would you need air in the valve stem caps?

[Hugh G. Rection 156]

To keep them on, duh

[BearSchlong 8,076]

Doesn't that signify the tires have been filled with Nitrogen? My new tundra has them as well.

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

yep

[BearSchlong 8,076]

yep

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cars.com/amp/articles/should-i-use-nitrogen-instead-of-regular-air-in-my-tires-1420682864256/

[TK421 29]

On 9/13/2018 at 1:42 PM, Vic Mackey said:

The bush needs to make a comeback. Fuck the shaved pussy.

Seems like it already is, thank god.  Um, uh, or so I’m told by those who watch porn nowadays on the interwebs.

[conVINCEd 21,468]

Kirk Herbsrtreit calling Ohio St games.

[El Diablo 4,232]

12 hours ago, BearSchlong said:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cars.com/amp/articles/should-i-use-nitrogen-instead-of-regular-air-in-my-tires-1420682864256/

I'm guessing you just picked something at random there because that article, holy fuck. Frinstance...

"Green caps on tire valve stems usually mean the tires are filled with nitrogen instead of ordinary oxygen."

Yeah, those oxygen filled tires are a real hoot. Great for acceleration. 

[elfenix 34,164]

13 hours ago, BearSchlong said:

Doesn't that signify the tires have been filled with Nitrogen? My new tundra has them as well.

if your tundra were actually a loaded up 747 or maybe an F1 car, it'd make a difference.  but it's not.  so it doesn't.  the only reason costco does it is to get people to come back to the store to put air nitrogen  in their tires.  now you're there, might as well buy 500 rolls of toilet paper and a rotisserie chicken.  

Edited September 16, 2018 by elfenix

[ernest_t_bass 1,196]

High fivers during CFB games.  You didn't do anything on that play.  You're watching on a TV.  

[Guest]

Who'd a thunk selling metric air at a premium would work?  SMDH...

[Bender Bending Rodriguez 1,669]

Calories being listed on menu items. I exercise and typically eat healthy and hate seeing this stuff listed. 

[ernest_t_bass 1,196]

40 minutes ago, Bender Bending Rodriguez said:

Calories being listed on menu items. I exercise and typically eat healthy and hate seeing this stuff listed. 

Do you even public disclosure laws, bro?

[CooterBrown 17,868]

I may have posted this before, but the ass clowns who bring their lunch to work in a soft sided cooler and then put it in the community refrigerator. Thanks asshole, now you and your 3 shithead friends have taken up the whole fridge  

Mother fucking this. I put a large sign on the fridge that said “I know it’s a hard concept but insulation works both ways. your insulated cooler keeps the cold fridge air away from your food. Unpack it if you want to put it in the fridge.”