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Both Caps Lock and Num Lock keys. Fuck you. Those pieces of shit need be a lot father away from the keys I actually use.
I never understood why anyone would ever want to turn the numbers keys off in the first place. The only time my hand goes over there is for the numbers in the first place.
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13 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
15 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said:
Both Caps Lock and Num Lock keys. Fuck you. Those pieces of shit need be a lot father away from the keys I actually use.

I never understood why anyone would ever want to turn the numbers keys off in the first place. The only time my hand goes over there is for the numbers in the first place.

Troof.

Arrow keys? Page Down? What is this 1985? I have a mouse for that shit.

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7 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

I use page up and down and end when rolling message boards on my laptop.

The number lock key can die in a fire for all i care

Mouse wheel has replaced the up and down arrow keys.... left right keys can join the number lock key in the fire

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Assholes using the COMMERCIAL CUSTOMERS ONLY line at the bank drive-up for their piddly-ass personal shit.  
People that park nearby and walk to the Commerical window. Literally get out of there car and stand there when they could've just gone inside.
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2 hours ago, Bama Llama said:

Assholes using the COMMERCIAL CUSTOMERS ONLY line at the bank drive-up for their piddly-ass personal shit.  

Can’t imagine all the money would fit in the carrier/chute when I’m robbing it, so commercial lane it is. 

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Hearing a broadcaster say that a defensive back got called for pass interference because he did not look back for the ball. Defensive back gets called for pass interference because he got beat! When a DB is beat he should never look back for the ball! He should always close on the receiver and play the receiver's hands.

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When motherfucking ESPN schedules back to back games and doesn't allow enough time, so you miss the first quarter of the second game because the first game lasted longer than 2.5 hours, then the fourth quarter of the second game doesn't get recorded by the DVR because, surfuckingprise, that game also lasted longer than the scheduled time.

Yet another reason to hate ESPN.

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On 11/24/2018 at 12:22 PM, Jameslaw121 said:

When all the college games I really want to watch on Saturday are all on at the same time.....

Reminds me of the "good old days" when we'd watch bowl games on multiple TV's on New Year's day.

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2 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Reminds me of the "good old days" when we'd watch bowl games on multiple TV's on New Year's day.

Yup - I remember bringing a TV with me to a Friends NYE party so we would have three of four TV's going the next day

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2 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Reminds me of the "good old days" when we'd watch bowl games on multiple TV's on New Year's day.

Even the "gooder, good old days" when the Sugar Bowl was on NYE, Cotton early afternoon, Rose late afternoon and then the Orange to top off the evening. 

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21 hours ago, Underdog said:

Even the "gooder, good old days" when the Sugar Bowl was on NYE, Cotton early afternoon, Rose late afternoon and then the Orange to top off the evening. 

And no blacks or Jews, amitire?  

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People who have cars without window tint. What the fuck dude you live in Texas how can you stand to drive like that? Tint is the first thing I get on my new cars.

Dealers that don’t order cars with tint from the factory makes me surly.

Sunshades on pond springs road is also my next stop when buying a car.
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I'm the 10th person on this flight and there's already 6 coats in the overhead bins.

 

Also, people who haven't figured out that seat A is on the port side of the aircraft.

 

 

 

Edit: people's inability to efficiently use overhead bin space drives me nuts

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3 hours ago, Llogg said:

People who insist they have an allergy to the element sulfur. 

I know, right? It's really the brimstone that gets 'em, but will they listen?

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Really, autocorrect?
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Went to a medical appointment today. The Doc comes in the room and greets me by saying "Hi (first name), I'm Dr. (last name).  This pisses me off. Don't mix formal and informal greetings. I'm not a child and you're not my better (I was easily 15 years his senior).  Don't get me wrong. If you want to use an honorific and refer to yourself as Dr. (last name), that's fine- you've earned it.  But if you do, you should refer to me as Mr. (last name) until I tell you otherwise- which I will do. If you'd like to refer to me by my first name (which is actually my preference), you should introduce yourself by your own first and last name. I already know you're a doctor and will use the honorific either way.

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Went to a medical appointment today. The Doc comes in the room and greets me by saying "Hi (first name), I'm Dr. (last name).  This pisses me off. Don't mix formal and informal greetings. I'm not a child and you're not my better (I was easily 15 years his senior).  Don't get me wrong. If you want to use an honorific and refer to yourself as Dr. (last name), that's fine- you've earned it.  But if you do, you should refer to me as Mr. (last name) until I tell you otherwise- which I will do. If you'd like to refer to me by my first name (which is actually my preference), you should introduce yourself by your own first and last name. I already know you're a doctor and will use the honorific either way.
I'm bad with remembering names so I probably wouldn't have even noticed that.

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