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When you're making a left hand turn onto a semi busy 2 way street so you wait what seems like forever for an opening when some turd that's across the road from you needs to go straight and A) goes making you miss the opening because you need to yield to them or even worse B) doesn't go making both of you wait longer not knowing what the other person is going to do at the next convenient opening.


Think i explained that clearly. It works in my head

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1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

When you're making a left hand turn onto a semi busy 2 way street so you wait what seems like forever for an opening when some turd that's across the road from you needs to go straight and A) goes making you miss the opening because you need to yield to them or even worse B) doesn't go making both of you wait longer not knowing what the other person is going to do at the next convenient opening.


Think i explained that clearly. It works in my head

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2 hours ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

The hardest 6 months of my life was when I didn't have status and would have to fight to check-in at the exact, earliest moment as possible to try get the best seat available. Sitting in the middle or back of the plane in steerage on a consistent basis was very humbling. I'd never been so humbled and shamed and questioned the decisions of my life--and really the very fabric of my existence-- than the one time I had a middle seat from ORD seated next to an obese man who farted the entire flight. 

Your will love retirement, with no business mileage status to prop up your sense of worth.  The comedown is healthy, at least I keep telling myself that.

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On 12/6/2018 at 4:54 PM, 'stache said:

Dumb bitch hit my car and now it’s in the shop for at least two weeks. Luckily she was insured and is paying for a rental car but now I have to carry this bulky ass bullshit in my pocket for the next two weeks.

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Why are the keys hanging on your d?  Seems like an odd way to show scale.

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When you're bidding a $1.35 million project, and the customer says, "We like your pricing, we like your prior work with us, etc. etc.  But we just aren't comfortable with XYZ sub.  Can you reprice to ABC sub that happens to be $175K higher?"

Then the customer comes back and says, "Um, we're in a budgetarily constrained environment.  What discounts can you offer us?"

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Just now, Buffsoldier said:

When you're bidding a $1.35 million project, and the customer says, "We like your pricing, we like your prior work with us, etc. etc.  But we just aren't comfortable with XYZ sub.  Can you reprice to ABC sub that happens to be $175K higher?"

Then the customer comes back and says, "Um, we're in a budgetarily constrained environment.  What discounts can you offer us?"
 

 

Offer them the $50 hookers instead of the $500 escorts ??

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Total lack of trash cans at hotels.  I usually grab something to eat and bring it back knowing the only trash can in the entire hotel is outside in parking lot. Too classy to just toss the pizza box or whatever in hallway

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On 12/11/2018 at 9:17 PM, ocugolf said:

For the life of me, I will never understand people in the back of airplanes that race to the aisle when the plane lands other than having to rush to catch your next flight. 

Japanese people.  

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When the jehovas witness housekeeper moves max and allie (our home’s two (yes 2) elfs on the shelf) while cleaning because testigos de jehovah don’t understand Christmas for shit, and then after a suck day at work I have to explain to my kids why even though someone broke the cardinal rule and touched the elves, we’re probably ok and the magic is intact.

dammit.

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On 12/6/2018 at 4:54 PM, 'stache said:

Dumb bitch hit my car and now it’s in the shop for at least two weeks. Luckily she was insured and is paying for a rental car but now I have to carry this bulky ass bullshit in my pocket for the next two weeks.

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Tell her not to punch your vehicle next time... Chicks are mean nowadays...

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Dumb bitch hit my car and now it’s in the shop for at least two weeks. Luckily she was insured and is paying for a rental car but now I have to carry this bulky ass bullshit in my pocket for the next two weeks.

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Twist twist twist until it breaks. I do it everytime in a rental.
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On 12/12/2018 at 3:01 PM, NBMisha said:

Your will love retirement, with no business mileage status to prop up your sense of worth.  The comedown is healthy, at least I keep telling myself that.

yer supposed to build lifetime status during your working years.  or buy premium tickets.

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3 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

That is me, not because I can't and I will do a reverse into the spot if someone is waiting. Rather, if no one is around my OCD takes over for a perfect parking job.

Don't want to end up on the parking asshole thread.

If you're making 6 point turns then you are my man... you are.....

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On 12/15/2018 at 2:06 PM, mycox said:

Slaping hands after every free throw attempt

And the whole "bench player who leans forward and holds his arms out to keep the entire team from storming the court after a relatively routine play" phenomenon. 

Fuck that guy. 

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defensive players flexing their muscles after EVERY tackle is tiresome.  

5 yards behind the LOS: flex 'em

at the LOS: pump 'em up

37 yards down field after a lucky shoestring tackle: full body flex to the point of aneurysm. 

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9 minutes ago, deadshank said:

defensive players flexing their muscles after EVERY tackle is tiresome.  

5 yards behind the LOS: flex 'em

at the LOS: pump 'em up

37 yards down field after a lucky shoestring tackle: full body flex to the point of aneurysm. 

Adding on, guys who make the throw the flag gesture after getting defensed on a pass, and guys who celebrate like they won the Super Bowl after a first down play. 

Oh, and Oklahoma and USC having their band play their fanfare after every frikkin play. 

Teams that ring a bell whenever the other team has a third down. 

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9 minutes ago, deadshank said:

defensive players flexing their muscles after EVERY tackle is tiresome.  

5 yards behind the LOS: flex 'em

at the LOS: pump 'em up

37 yards down field after a lucky shoestring tackle: full body flex to the point of aneurysm. 

Yep, act like you've been there and done that before.  

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Adding on, guys who make the throw the flag gesture after getting defensed on a pass, and guys who celebrate like they won the Super Bowl after a first down play. 
Oh, and Oklahoma and USC having their band play their fanfare after every frikkin play. 
Teams that ring a bell whenever the other team has a third down. 
Counterpoint: LHB which plays our fanfare after the D gives up 8 yards on first down
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3 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Honest question.  Why in the hell are hotel trash cans so damn small?  You bring in one meal and the can is full.

Who gives a shit? Leave it out and let housekeeping pick it up in the morning. 

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On 9/3/2018 at 1:29 PM, mdmost said:

Again, you show your ass. HE was going to baggage claim to get his bag. WE did carry ons and passed by him to go out to leave in an Uber.  That was the whole point of my post. HE was trying to quickly get off to then wait around for a bit to get a bag. But nice try on your gotcha post. Was coming home from DC and Philly. You would've hated it. There's lots of minorities up there.

Probably had to take a shit

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7 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

As a fan, when my team does something big and acts all no big deal, all day every day, I fucking love it.

When the other team does it, I fucking hate it.

I'm not bothered by celebration of big plays, but agree on the bullshit, hey, a tackle after a 5 yard gain and first down celebration... Fuck that.

Acting calm, no fucks given that we just sacked you for a 15 yard lost, or calm as fuck after an interception... Full wood.

Yeah, a big play a little celebration is cool, but today players celebrate like they won the lottery after tackling a guy who caught a 15 yd pass, and they got burned on the caught pass.

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