USMNT 2021

[Horny Bull 2759]

Our coach seems like a complete dipshit.

[Firemans4Horn 18036]

fucking Zardes 

[ztejas 43414]

Just forfeit the game if you're going to be too much of a pussy to give good players run because you're trying to rest them or some stupid shit. 

It isn't like we fucking missed the WC last time or anything. No need to try that hard. 

Make it their clubs problem. If they don't like it tell 'em to fuck off. This is more important.

Edited October 10, 2021 by ztejas

[Firemans4Horn 18036]

We have a terrible coach. 

[TXSG8R 3362]

Greg is gonna sit on subs until it’s way too late again, isn’t he?

[RamjetFDO 10575]

Greg is gonna sit on subs until it’s way too late again, isn’t he?

Narrator: It's already too late.

[Braff Zacklin 13556]

We need some Pepi in our steppy.

[UDontKnow 10441]

This entire weekend is turning out to be a beating. I'm pretty numb at this point. 

[Braff Zacklin 13556]

Moore did not have a good outing. At all.

OK, boys, we're all subbed in. Now go bail Gergg out.

[Sal 1088]

[Knoxtnhorn 5971]

Lulz.  Weah off. Lletget stays.

[SimonBolivar 10957]

Pepi in 2 goddamn seconds and already causing problems. 

[ztejas 43414]

1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Lulz.  Weah off. Lletget stays.

Weah is too young and athletic to play a full 90. He might wear out the defense too much. 

[RamjetFDO 10575]

I think the Panama assistant coach needed a few more sponsors on the back of his shirt.

[Firemans4Horn 18036]

Pete Kwiatkowski could get more out of this roster. 

[Firemans4Horn 18036]

Lol, that was a helluva cross by our MLS third string left back. 

[Kdub 498]

Bello, lleget, roldan Acosta, nipple should not get minutes in WCQ

[Kdub 498]

Berhalter is a fucking moron, we win despite his dumbass

[Pibald 18]

Zardes, Lleget, Moore, Bello. Those four have detracted more from our effort than added. So frustrating when you have an immediate upgrade sitting 20 yards away. 

[Pibald 18]

And arreola. 

[Braff Zacklin 13556]

Man, that was a weak goal. Weird. Essentially the third Olimipico that Panama tried. Makes me wonder if their coach saw something in how Turner and the US defends corners.

[Firemans4Horn 18036]

1 minute ago, Kdub said:

Berhalter is a fucking moron, we win despite his dumbass

he should have been fired for that fucking potato formation he played in the first half against Honduras. 
 

we don’t have enough talent to play a bunch of spare MLS players in a road match. This is trash soccer with a trash manager. 

[RamjetFDO 10575]

Seems like even the slightest bit of offensive urgency would be warranted, no?

[Knoxtnhorn 5971]

Roldan is so GD bad.  I just don't understand him being on the pitch.

[ztejas 43414]

Can we not get these guys off the fucking pitch? Jesus Christ. 

[Trey3216 15345]

2 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

Seems like even the slightest bit of offensive urgency would be warranted, no?

Hard to have offensive urgency when you have such offensive coaching tactics.  Gergg went full on aggy Cletus today. 

[Kdub 498]

This delay is regarded, come on, you bumped heads. Suck it up pussies

[Firemans4Horn 18036]

6 minutes away from witnessing the US’ first ever loss to Panama in World Cup Qualifying. 
 

well deserved loss at this rate. 

[UDontKnow 10441]

Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

Roldan is so GD bad.  I just don't understand him being on the pitch.

At this point it will take the USMNT to not qualify for the '22 WC to get rid of these MLS spares and their snake oil salesman handler, Berhalter.

NOTE: I want the USMNT to qualify and advance out of the group stage.

Since it's almost assured that USSF will only hire an American coach, have to keep fingers crossed for the likes of Marsch and Matarazzo.

 

[ztejas 43414]

I'm out. If they score cool. Done watching this shit show. 

[Sal 1088]

Berhalter is the Tom Herman of soccer managers

Edited October 10, 2021 by Sal

[Firemans4Horn 18036]

Just now, Sal said:

Berhalter is the Tom Herman of soccer coaches

Herman is way better. He didn’t get hired because his brother in law was the head of marketing like fuckhead Berkshowalter. 

[Kdub 498]

Just now, Sal said:

Berhalter is the Charlie Strong of soccer managers

FIFY

[RamjetFDO 10575]

Berhalter is the Tom Herman of soccer managers

Without the blinding intellect.

/sarcasm

[RamjetFDO 10575]

FIFY

Without the huge... index finger.

/nosarcasm

[Braff Zacklin 13556]

A pair of five-minute delays since the 78th minute ... so I'm sure the match referee will add about 4 minutes to make up for it.

[SpiralOut 1813]

What the fuck is going on?

Is this like when Aggy players pretend to be hurt to kill clock and give themselves a breather?

We need like 20 minutes of stoppage time at this point.

[TXSG8R 3362]

JFC you have 7 minutes, you don’t need to do blind punts yet. 

[SpiralOut 1813]

Seven?  Seven minutes after all that?

 

[Firemans4Horn 18036]

I’ve seen people that have had robot hands installed that have more cohesion immediately after the implant than this piece of shit lineup had today. 

[Firemans4Horn 18036]

Just now, SpiralOut said:

Seven?  Seven minutes after all that?

 

7 minutes or 27 minutes. What are we going to do either way? Just put this shit game out of it’s misery. 

[Kdub 498]

Can we fire shithalter?

[RamjetFDO 10575]

Dumbass pitch invader

[TXSG8R 3362]

Fuck this dumb fuck of a coach. 

[Braff Zacklin 13556]

Ninety-sixth minute and still not a shot on goal.

Let that simmer.

[Zepol87 9185]

Berhalther eat shit.

[RamjetFDO 10575]

Ninety-sixth minute and still not a shot on goal.
Let that simmer.

Pitch invader had more shots on goal than we did.

[ztejas 43414]

I think next match we should start Altidore and Bobby Wood up top and put Kyle Beckerman on the back line. 

Maybe mix it up and give Wondo 15 mins off the bench if things aren't working. 

[TXSG8R 3362]

Lol, my man had multiple pitch invasions and bullshit delays and hit the whistle dead on 7.

[Knoxtnhorn 5971]

Dear US Soccer.  Cut the bullshit nepotism and hire a real coach.  This is complete horseshit.