Dallas vs. NYG game thread: playoffs, here we come.

[RPM 26215]

No fucking protection. You can't put that on Dalton.

[Drew 2331]

Goes back to protection.

Not sure how many times we can say this. Yes SOME is protection(like on that 1st down, he literally had no time ).

But he has had some horrible throws today that have nothing to do with OL.

[Braff Zacklin 13409]

OK, I don't blame Dalton for that one.

[Mossyhorn 143]

Stupid call, apparently Mc thinks he can win with FG’s 

[Drew 2331]

Fuck you mike. That was a give up play.

[Drew 2331]

Holy Fuck tapa.

[Braff Zacklin 13409]

You can say that again?

[Chilly Water 408]

Say it again

[Drew 2331]

Well shit. I’d ask immac about it. But too many clicks.

[RPM 26215]

I didn't get it the 9th time. What are you trying to say?

[taybo20 2815]

Just let it end cowboys...must win and you look like shit. 

[Mossyhorn 143]

Just now, taybo20 said:

Just let it end cowboys...must win and you look like shit. 

Mc just proved what we have suspected the whole game... nobody on the field or sideline gives one good damn. 

[Mossyhorn 143]

Smith you stink 

[RPM 26215]

5 minutes ago, Drew said:

But he has had some horrible throws today that have nothing to do with OL.

Not debating that at all. He's Andy Dalton. BUT, if you give him half a chance he can throw the ball.

[Mossyhorn 143]

Ballgame. 

[RPM 26215]

[Surly Bevo 24695]

Once again in week 17 with everything on the line the Cowboys come up shitty.

Fuck your face Jerry

[Drew 2331]

Whelp. It’s over.

Also Dez caught it.

[Big Frog II 511]

Can we trade Jerry?

[Braff Zacklin 13409]

We're all recidivists, you know.

Season in, season out, we keep coming back for the same punishment.

[Drew 2331]

Also this game proves That the turnovers are a fluke and Nolan definitely should be gone.

[Dewey 3280]

Hey guys, playoff on the line,  play like a Cowboy, meaning, play like you've never practiced or played football in your in your life. Add a dollop of don't care for good measure.  

[Paper_jam 828]

With the playoffs on the line, Dallas puts in one of the worst halves in team history. Can't run the ball, can't pass the ball, can't stop the run, can't get effective pressure on the QB, and throw in some boneheaded and selfish penalties as the cherry on top. They look helpless, against the fucking Giants of all teams. Fucking garbage, fire everyone and cut everyone.

 

[RPM 26215]

I should have gone to sleep an hour ago, but I'm a sadist.

[Pato del Muerto 52338]

Not that it likely matters, but what happened to if you catch the ball while going to the ground you have to retain it through the fall?

[RPM 26215]

Just now, Paper_jam said:

With the playoffs on the line, Dallas puts in one of the worst halves in team history. Can't run the ball, can't pass the ball, can't stop the run, can't get effective pressure on the QB, and throw in some boneheaded and selfish penalties as the cherry on top. They look helpless, against the fucking Giants of all teams. Fucking garbage, fire everyone and cut everyone.

 

Feed me?

[Braff Zacklin 13409]

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Not that it likely matters, but what happened to if you catch the ball while going to the ground you have to retain it through the fall?

Only applies to Cowboys in playoff games.

[Drew 2331]

Oh Philly is definitely going to rise up and win. After the cowboys lose of course.

Which is exactly what happens to be cowboys.

And we’re going full surrender cobra here right?

[orangecat92 306]

Goodbye Andy, etc. 

[Drew 2331]

Kicking a FG pretty soon.

IF they get that far.

[ztejas 43262]

No fucking way Washington is losing tonight against PHI 2nd stringers 

[Braff Zacklin 13409]

Just now, Drew said:

Oh Philly is definitely going to rise up and win. After the cowboys lose of course.

Hope not. Will be rooting for Alex Smith.

Even if the Cowboys won (laugh), I'd be hard-pressed to root against Smith. What a tremendous story.

[RPM 26215]

Just now, ztejas said:

No fucking way Washington is losing tonight against PHI 2nd stringers 

They barely have a leg to stand on.

[Braff Zacklin 13409]

LoL too soon, RPM. Too soon.

[Drew 2331]

No fucking way Washington is losing tonight against PHI 2nd stringers 

No they’ll lose ONLY if Dallas loses.

If Dallas comes back(lol) WFT will definitely win.

[Drew 2331]

Of course Dallas fucks up.

[RPM 26215]

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

LoL too soon, RPM. Too soon.

[Party_Taco 3674]

This team doesn’t deserve to go anywhere... just a pathetic effort all around.

[RPM 26215]

Greg The Leg! Greg The Leg! Greg The Leg!

[EvilCaseMcCoy 691]

Great kick! 

[Drew 2331]

Only down 11. Get the ball back at half. Kick another FG and it’s only a 1 score game.

I mean, yay!?

[Vic Mackey 46932]

Hell yeah field goals!! Only 4 more and we can take the lead

[Braff Zacklin 13409]

If we keep exchanging field goals to touchdowns, victory is assured!

How so, you ask?

[Mossyhorn 143]

losers... every time the giants scored a TD, Dallas kicks a FG. 

[RPM 26215]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Hell yeah field goals!! Only 4 more and we can take the lead

I'll take 3 over a punt. (But I'd prefer 6)

Edited January 3, 2021 by RPM

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Well at least I don't have to sit and watch WFT beat the iggles tonight

[Wanker Bob 379]

Week 17. Season on the line. Snow and ice game. 

And your 15 million dollar running back is a bitch. Massive massive waste of money

[RPM 26215]

Yeah, Zeke's hurt, he can't run like... um, he can't catch either.

[Drew 2331]

I’m sorry they need better QB play. Simple as that.

[Bullneck 18987]

I'm feeling the same way about the Cowboys in the playoffs as I felt watching aggy last night.  Even if they make it, it's going to be a very short stay.