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  On 6/8/2021 at 12:09 PM, Fud said:
Houston Chronicle sports writer Jerome Solomon put his name on the waiting list for season tickets in 2011, and was in the 19,000s. In 2019, he was in the 16,316. A few weeks ago, he was 12,734. Last week, they called him to inform him that it was his turn.

Yikes
https://www.houstonchronicle.com/texas-sports-nation/jerome-solomon/article/Solomon-I-can-finally-buy-Texans-season-tickets-16226116.php

Not surprised at all
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Texans sure do like acquiring the sexual freaks.

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  On 7/12/2021 at 7:56 PM, HtownHorn said:

Texans sure do like acquiring the sexual freaks.

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JAY-zus….

So ultimately the Clowney trade netted us a dude named Hyde and a dude who wanted to hide the sausage with a young boy. Solid, although IIRC Mingo blocked the punt that put us up 21-0 in KC so that was awesome for like 10 minutes…

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  On 7/28/2021 at 3:35 AM, HtownHorn said:

Apparently Aaron Rodgers is forcing Green Bay to reacquire Randall Cobb. Holy shit, what a stroke of luck for the Texans.

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So Packers 5th rounder in 2027 plus the biggest Christian on the Pack for Texans’ 2nd rounder next year and Cobb?

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It was something like Packers 6th for Texans 7th + Cobb, but GB is trying to get Houston to pay as much of Cobb’s guaranteed salary as possible. They are the ones trying to lick Rodgers’ taint…I’d tell them to pay it all. It’s the cost of keeping their HOF QB. 

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  On 7/29/2021 at 12:40 AM, dr99 said:

Texans got fleeced on the Cobb trade when they had all the leverage.

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Nobody in the league (except Rodgers) wants Cobb. The Texans would’ve cut him except BoB gave him a fully guaranteed contract. They saved $5.25M and got a 6th round pick. Relatively speaking for them, this was a pretty good trade. 

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Lulz. Such a bunch of pussies

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Score one for the media.

The Texans told reporters who cover the team that Wednesday would be the last day of training camp and they would switch to regular-season mode Thursday, two days before the first preseason game at Green Bay.

The change would mean media limitations would go into effect, but there was one problem — NFL rules say, “All daily practices must be open in their entirety to local media through Aug. 26.”

The Texans were informed of the violation, and they changed back to training camp mode.

Now reporters can continue to watch all of practice until two days before the last preseason game Aug. 28 against Tampa Bay at NRG Stadium.

During regular season, teams can limit reporters to watching a minimal amount of practice, usually just stretching and warmups.

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I don’t know that my opinion on an athlete has changed as much as mine in DeShaun…other than Kawhi Leonard (DIAF). I was absolutely full homo for him, but he has just wrecked this franchise for the foreseeable future. I know Cal shoulders most of the blame, but DeShaun has absolutely screwed them as well.

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  On 8/15/2021 at 12:07 AM, Brothahorn said:

Can't believe these clowns are rolling out Tyrod and don't have a stud rookie on the bench.

Fuck BoB.

And fuck DW too.

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How in Gods name was this shitshow going to get a ‘stud rookie’ QB on the bench with no picks until round 3? Not saying they didn’t put themselves in that position, but please….

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  On 8/15/2021 at 12:10 AM, Ignatius said:
How in Gods name was this shitshow going to get a ‘stud rookie’ QB on the bench with no picks until round 3? Not saying they didn’t put themselves in that position, but please….
Which is why I said fuck BoB. He gave away all the damn draft picks.

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Watching the condensed game this morning. Pleasantly surprised with the performances on both sides of the ball. I liked how Pep Hamilton, who is the real OC of this team despite Tim Kelly’s title, had a game plan playing into the strengths and Davis Mills’ experience. Mills had several crappy passes put had a few decent ones to keep drives alive. Lots of slants, quick hitches and other quickly developing pass plays unlike buttchin’s idiocy. Jeff Driskel wasting a roster spot at QB with this team is infuriating. Get someone who was some upside instead of guy who has a hard time hitting open receivers on one on one drills.

Lovie’s defense was everything RAC’s defense wasn’t last season - competent, stopping the run, creating turnovers and attacking the ball carrier. Special team coverage and  returns were both good as opposed to the usual Texans standard of awful. I don’t like Culley at all as a HC. He sounds like a moron with not much upstairs and I’m still pissed we ended up with him when we could have had elite brainpower like Joe Brady and Public Bieniemy. Looks like the staff at least is competent.

 

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  On 8/14/2021 at 6:08 PM, Hate said:
I don’t know that my opinion on an athlete has changed as much as mine in DeShaun…other than Kawhi Leonard (DIAF). I was absolutely full homo for him, but he has just wrecked this franchise for the foreseeable future. I know Cal shoulders most of the blame, but DeShaun has absolutely screwed them as well.

Yep. Epic bitch athlete and a freaking weirdo creep
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We have so much to look forward to this season. People loved them some Lovie when his defense was going against a 4th string QB last week. Easterby, Caserio and Culley have this team on the right track. LOLOLOL! Going from Deshaun to Tyrod Tyler is like downgrading from a Mercedes to a Yugo. Fuck Cal and fuck the Texans.

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  On 8/29/2021 at 12:53 AM, Macklemore said:

We have so much to look forward to this season. People loved them some Lovie when his defense was going against a 4th string QB last week. Easterby, Caserio and Culley have this team on the right track. LOLOLOL! Going from Deshaun to Tyrod Tyler is like downgrading from a Mercedes to a Yugo. Fuck Cal and fuck the Texans.

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Two wins at most this year. It will be glorious to watch Fat Cal and Pope Jack immolate their franchise.

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  On 8/29/2021 at 12:53 AM, Macklemore said:

We have so much to look forward to this season. People loved them some Lovie when his defense was going against a 4th string QB last week. Easterby, Caserio and Culley have this team on the right track. LOLOLOL! Going from Deshaun to Tyrod Tyler is like downgrading from a Mercedes to a Yugo. Fuck Cal and fuck the Texans.



I think the defense will definitely be better than what Grandpa Romeo and Weaver threw out there. They don't have anything close to a star player, so it will be a collective effort.

And you forgot to say Fuck O'Brien! Sumbitch now gets to ride Saban's coattails. After what he did, bastard should not even be allowed to watch football on TV.

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