Dallas Cowboys 2021 Offseason Thread: Fuck It All

[Patrick Bateman 3911]

Okay.....

[futureman 22452]

swing tackle. HUGE. 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Still kinda hope we draft Slater in the 1st and just attack defense really hard for the rest of the draft. Especially if Surtain is slow like everyone seems to think. 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

3 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

 

 

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Washington has made some nice moves so far. Could easily see them winning the division.

[markstanco 12574]

Jerry with the "screw it, they will still watch and buy gear" attitude still.

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

 

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Top 5 defense and Ryan Fitzpatrick, Terry McLaurin, Curtis Samuel, Antonio Gibson.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12190]

CJ Goodwin made do a double check to make sure it wasn't Chris Godwin. This is what I get for doing drugs. Don't do weed, kids. 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

2 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Top 5 defense and Ryan Fitzpatrick, Terry McLaurin, Curtis Samuel, Antonio Gibson.

Don’t forget Logan Thomas, who really came on strong at the end of the year. They’re gonna trade up a qb probably, and if they do and that pick hits, that’s the best team in the division for a minute. 

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Unless Fitzmagic gets injured or falls off a cliff I would say Redskins are slight favorites at this moment in time. Have a great defense and capable offense.

Cowboys might have a top 5-8 offense but huge question marks on defense.

[Patrick Bateman 3911]

2 hours ago, youdunnf'dup said:

 

That's a weird signing.  He was terrible last year.  Hopefully a new scheme, new production.

1 hour ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Top 5 defense and Ryan Fitzpatrick, Terry McLaurin, Curtis Samuel, Antonio Gibson.

They're looking really tough.  Samuel had been rumored to them since last year, but still, they're going to have weapons.  They need to get their OL in order, but definitely the favorites in the division right now.

 

[DougO 5243]

With last year's defensive staff and wtf scheme I couldn't really totally discount any player for sure, except Jaylon Smith.

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

35 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

That's a weird signing.  He was terrible last year.  Hopefully a new scheme, new production.

They're looking really tough.  Samuel had been rumored to them since last year, but still, they're going to have weapons.  They need to get their OL in order, but definitely the favorites in the division right now.

 

They had a top 10 oline last year according to PFF. If you bet Washington +300 to win the division last week that bet is looking pretty smart today 

[futureman 22452]

23 hours ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Washington has made some nice moves so far. Could easily see them winning the division.

they are the defending champs and they just signed the best quarterback in the division. they are absolutely winning it. not up for debate. 

[futureman 22452]

and for you dak disciples fitzpatrick is absolutely a better quarterback. he’s going to make all of you hate me even more this season when he outclasses our overrated and overpaid shitstain in both games.  bookmark this post. 

[Vic Mackey 47019]

2 hours ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Unless Fitzmagic gets injured or falls off a cliff I would say Redskins are slight favorites at this moment in time. Have a great defense and capable offense.

Cowboys might have a top 5-8 offense but huge question marks on defense.

As long as Dak plays, we win the East. Fitz has never won a division in his life and Dak owns Washington. 

[Vic Mackey 47019]

[Hate 20108]

The Cowboys will be some version of 7-9, 8-8, or 9-7 and most likely lose the division...again. The absolute high water mark for this team in 10-6 and a first round exit in the playoffs. 

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Maybe Zeke will prove to be more valuable than Jaylen Ramsey and Byron Jones.

The 2nd highest paid QB in NFL history, Dak Prescott will play like it.

Fat Mike will prove himself to be more than the product of Aaron Rodgers.

Stephen Jones will realize he just has a rich daddy. He's not actually smart.

[markstanco 12574]

The Cowboys will be some version of 7-9, 8-8, or 9-7 and most likely lose the division...again. The absolute high water mark for this team in 10-6 and a first round exit in the playoffs. 

Stop playing with that 10-6 bullshit you Homer.

[Machinator 32099]

They're starting the 17-game schedule next season.

[Hate 20108]

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

They're starting the 17-game schedule next season.

Well then 8-9 or 9-8...and I FUCKING hate the 17 game schedule and I hold JJ solely responsible for this abomination. 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

As long as Dak plays, we win the East. Fitz has never won a division in his life and Dak owns Washington. 

He’s played in the afc east his whole life and he never played for the pats lol. He’ll win this division this year if he plays anything like he’s played the last 2 years with the Dolphins. Their roster is better than ours. It’s no guarantee that he plays like he has the last 2 years though...

Edited March 18, 2021 by youdunnf'dup

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Along with Brady in the same division I'm not sure what Washington from 3-4 years ago has to do with anything.

[LTtxfan 49170]

9 hours ago, Hate said:

Well then 8-9 or 9-8...and I FUCKING hate the 17 game schedule and I hold JJ solely responsible for this abomination. 

Username   ✔

[EvilCaseMcCoy 691]

13 hours ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Unless Fitzmagic gets injured or falls off a cliff I would say Redskins are slight favorites at this moment in time. Have a great defense and capable offense.

Cowboys might have a top 5-8 offense but huge question marks on defense.

WFT becomes basically the dolphins from last year. 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

17 minutes ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

WFT becomes basically the dolphins from last year. 

Except with better skill guys. Terry mcclauren, Curtis Samuel, Antonio Gibson, and Logan Thomas is better than what the Dolphins had

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Just give us the Lombardi now...

 

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Carlos Watkins has appeared in 42 games, posting 69 tackles and 4 sacks. In 2020, Watkins started a career-high 11 games, playing just under 50% of the snaps, and posted a career-high 2 sacks.

 

Super Bowl

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

 

[Radical Larry 28582]

 

Championship!

[LTtxfan 49170]

2 hours ago, youdunnf'dup said:

 

 

The "Missing Link"  😋

NFC CHAMPS FO-SHO !!!

[Patrick Bateman 3911]

40 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

The "Missing Link"  😋

NFC CHAMPS FO-SHO !!!

Competent run stuffers in the front 7 are a huge need.  Urban fits the bill and he's cheap as hell.  Probably a rotational guy who plays 35-45 snaps plus ST.

This guy is an edge.  I don't know a ton about him.  Some Jets fans think he was underrated....... probably why they're Jets fans.  Played in 3-4 last year.  Also unsure if this has anything to do with Aldon Smith's likelihood of coming back.

 

[C-Man 27214]

One of these DL we signed was allegedly the #3 ranked interior run stuffer by PFF in 2020

[markstanco 12574]

He’s played in the afc east his whole life

You sure?

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

14 minutes ago, markstanco said:

 

 

You sure?

 

I’m sure I was over exaggerating, yeah. Are you sure you knew I was over exaggerating?

[markstanco 12574]

Didnt realize that.  Idunnf'dup I guess.

[markstanco 12574]

Three D linemen with a combined 15 years of experience and a combined 17 career sacks.  LETS GOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  💤

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Less pumped than I was about Gerald McCoy and Dontari Poe. 

[Post Oak 20209]

16 hours ago, youdunnf'dup said:

 

Urban seems to be a good find.  

His wife can play for me any day

 

[Vic Mackey 47019]

Fans underwhelmed with the signings. And no surprise. Front office is dumpster diving behind the dollar store for positions they don't give two fucks about and then wonder why we get our shit pushed in on the interior year after year. Absolutely no push up the middle (where QBs are the most vulnerable) and they get blown off the ball constantly so teams can jam it down our throats. This front office values DT and safety zero. Do they even watch successful teams around the league? Tampa's defense was stout as hell. They went through Brees, Rodgers, Mahomes. Our defense made Trubisky and Darnold look like first ballot hall of famers. Zero push = comfortable QB and any spare NFL QB can make you pay with all day to throw.

Edited March 19, 2021 by Vic Mackey

[markstanco 12574]

26 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Fans underwhelmed with the signings. And no surprise. Front office is dumpster diving behind the dollar store for positions they don't give two fucks about and then wonder why we get our shit pushed in on the interior year after year. Absolutely no push up the middle (where QBs are the most vulnerable) and they get blown off the ball constantly so teams can jam it down our throats. This front office values DT and safety zero. Do they even watch successful teams around the league? Tampa's defense was stout as hell. They went through Brees, Rodgers, Mahomes. Our defense made Trubisky and Darnold look like first ballot hall of famers. Zero push = comfortable QB and any spare NFL QB can make you pay with all day to throw.

[DougO 5243]

Well, he's got this going for him.

 

 

[Patrick Bateman 3911]

 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

2 hours ago, Patrick Bateman said:

 

Also this. Hooker was pretty good before he fucked up his Achilles 

I’d be all in on a move like that. 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5396]

On 3/17/2021 at 10:20 PM, futureman said:

and for you dak disciples fitzpatrick is absolutely a better quarterback. he’s going to make all of you hate me even more this season when he outclasses our overrated and overpaid shitstain in both games.  bookmark this post. 

I really can’t tell if you are truly this unbelievably stupid and sad or if you are simply trying to be provocative. surely you don’t believe this.

 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

8 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

I really can’t tell if you are truly this unbelievably stupid and sad or if you are simply trying to be provocative. surely you don’t believe this.

 

I feel like he’s made it pretty fucking obvious...

[futureman 22452]

3 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

I really can’t tell if you are truly this unbelievably stupid and sad or if you are simply trying to be provocative. surely you don’t believe this.

but then I’ve always known you were a loser. you keep your opinion, belichick and I will keep ours. 

if you switch situations for dak and fitz we have a super bowl in the last five years. maybe two.  and dak is coaching quarterbacks for the bossier bearkats. are you really this fucking thick? did your mom smoke a pack a day when you were in her belly?

[totallynotabuttpirate 5396]

5 minutes ago, futureman said:

if you switch situations for dak and fitz we have a super bowl in the last five years. maybe two.  and dak is coaching quarterbacks for the bossier bearkats. are you really this fucking thick? did your mom smoke a pack a day when you were in her belly?

 

I really can’t tell if you are truly this unbelievably stupid and sad or if you are simply trying to be provocative. surely you don’t believe this.