Dallas Cowboys 2021 Offseason Thread: Fuck It All

[Machinator 32099]

 

[EvilCaseMcCoy 691]

41 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

He's money on that post route

[TornACL 7722]

16 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

I don’t think it is. That’s how terrible @DougO is. “Fecals” every post. Fucking loser NFL dork. 

For years he's kept trying to make that a thing. But it's never going to become a thing. 

[Machinator 32099]

 

[Catdaddyhorn 3447]

23 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Y’all didn’t hear him, I guess. It was as clear as day he didn’t really have respect for Lee as an athlete, even citing 2 players from his own alma mater, that were both older and less effective than him. It really stuck out to me. 

We’re going to have a problem with this guy at some point. 

He cited 2 guys who came back to the school while he was there. He even made the point to say that he didn't have a relationship with Lee. And on what planet was Lavar Arrington less effective than Sean Lee?

[futureman 22518]

9 minutes ago, Catdaddyhorn said:

And on what planet was Lavar Arrington less effective than Sean Lee?

[Catdaddyhorn 3447]

Arrington was a 2x All-Pro and 3x Probowl player in only a 7 year career.  Surpassing what Lee did in 11 years. 

Edited May 18, 2021 by Catdaddyhorn

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Yeah we overrate the fuck out of Sean Lee because we knew how important he was when he played, but you can’t help your team on the stationary bike with a hoodie on.

Edited May 18, 2021 by youdunnf'dup

[futureman 22518]

55 minutes ago, Catdaddyhorn said:

Arrington was a 2x All-Pro and 3x Probowl player in only a 7 year career.  Surpassing what Lee did in 11 years. 

he was a fraud. eventually GMs figured it out and he washed out of the league. the dude sucked. get over it. 

[TornACL 7722]

Arrington was one of my favorite college players ever. Him and Leonard Little. And of course #1 is Derrick Johnson. 

I like linebackers. I don't like any of the ones on this fucking team, but hopefully Parsons, Cox, et al change that. 

[futureman 22518]

5 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Arrington was one of my favorite college players ever. Him and Leonard Little. And of course #1 is Derrick Johnson. 

I like linebackers. I don't like any of the ones on this fucking team, but hopefully Parsons, Cox, et al change that. 

what did you think of jaylon in college?

[TornACL 7722]

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

what did you think of jaylon in college?

Honestly I don't really remember because Notre Dame is completely irrelevant. 

I seem to remember he looked like a bad ass in our game in South Bend. 

[Vic Mackey 47110]

Hell yeah!! #1!! #1!!

[Nicole44 22072]

Zeke is a crappy dog owner. 
 

FRISCO, Texas — Frisco Animal Services is currently investigating after a dog owned by Dallas Cowboys running back Ezekiel Elliott reportedly bit two people Thursday morning, Frisco police said.

Animal Services was called to the Starwood neighborhood in Frisco Thursday morning around 9:30 to investigate three loose dogs. One of the dogs, a Rottweiler, bit two people, police said. 

 

[TechTech 99]

4 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Zeke is a crappy dog owner. 
 

FRISCO, Texas — Frisco Animal Services is currently investigating after a dog owned by Dallas Cowboys running back Ezekiel Elliott reportedly bit two people Thursday morning, Frisco police said.

Animal Services was called to the Starwood neighborhood in Frisco Thursday morning around 9:30 to investigate three loose dogs. One of the dogs, a Rottweiler, bit two people, police said. 

 

well you know, katfid and dog owners....

[futureman 22518]

 

[Dbeasy 15078]

[Underdog 28765]

LMAO….  But motherfucker isn’t wearing #12 or I’ll shoot him myself. 

[SurlyBDR 22826]

 

[futureman 22518]

don’t need him, we have simi fehoko.

[dcar00 14324]

On 5/12/2021 at 8:23 AM, youdunnf'dup said:

I don’t know. This is lining up for one of our classic “oh shit, we look really good” week 1s where they talk glowingly about us for 10 days, only for us to finish 8-9 or 9-8 (fuck it feels really weird to type a 17 game record)

I'm convinced Jerry wanted the 17th game just so there was no possibility to go 8-8 again.

[LTtxfan 49329]

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

I'm convinced Jerry wanted the 17th game just so there was no possibility to go 8-8 again.

So... 8-9 then ??

[futureman 22518]

8-8-1

[Patrick Bateman 3918]

Julio throwing shade..... and truth bombs.

 

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

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[gsoda3 3280]

5 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

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spending mid six figures to do that?  geez.

[Trey3216 15352]

Swiping his bank account while he's losing.   So very Jaylon  

[Catdaddyhorn 3447]

That is an incredibly stupid thing to shell out that type of money for. 

[Viper 12111]

@blacklab should offer to consult Jaylon about what to do with all the boxes of leftover apparel. 

[Catdaddyhorn 3447]

I wonder how well spent that 500k is gonna feel for him next year when he's wearing #9 for the Cincinnati Bengals. 

[Trey3216 15352]

25 minutes ago, Catdaddyhorn said:

I wonder how well spent that 500k is gonna feel for him next year when he's wearing #9 for the Cincinnati Bengals. 

Gonna take a lot of sunglass sales to make that up 

[C-Man 27247]

3 hours ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

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Smart

Is this money that he would make IF those jerseys/shirts sold? If he doesn't get a cut of that AND they make him pay for the current inventory of everything with that number/name combo that's some serious BULLSHIT.

[conVINCEd 21469]

38 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Is this money that he would make IF those jerseys/shirts sold? If he doesn't get a cut of that AND they make him pay for the current inventory of everything with that number/name combo that's some serious BULLSHIT.

I believe the NBA has a rule that you have to give them a year notice to change.  I believe it was in response to Kobe changing his out of the blue and there were a lot of #8 jerseys sitting in a warehouse.  Probably a little less demand for Jaylon.

[Newy25 7703]

3 hours ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

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Smart

Jesus Christ. After all of this talk about how quickly players go broke after they quit playing, this guy spends hundreds of thousands of dollars while the team he is playing for drafted his eventual replacement. 

[Surly Bevo 25113]

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Notre Dane education eh?

[conVINCEd 21469]

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Notre Dane education eh?

Should have gone to Norte Dame instead.

[TornACL 7722]

10 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Jesus Christ. After all of this talk about how quickly players go broke after they quit playing, this guy spends hundreds of thousands of dollars while the team he is playing for drafted his eventual replacement. 

We all knew he was a moron when we watched him try to read his keys. 

[Vic Mackey 47110]

 

[DougO 5254]

3 hours ago, Catdaddyhorn said:

That is an incredibly stupid thing to shell out that type of money for. 

Taking extremely bad angles is what he does best.

[DougO 5254]

29 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

Might as well move him to offense, goes with the number, couldn't be worse.

[Machinator 32099]

 

[LTtxfan 49329]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

BREAKING: cowboys HIRE COACH McAdoo - FISH REPORT

 

[Vic Mackey 47110]

 

[Vic Mackey 47110]

You mean Fat Mike isn't going to get a decade long leash like Carrot Top?

 

[BurntOrange&White 39956]

I’m not sure how Nagy isn’t on the top of that list though. 

[satyanash 14599]

16 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

can't wait for that training camp Kool-Aid...

[DougO 5254]

13 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

You mean Fat Mike isn't going to get a decade long leash like Carrot Top?

 

 

 

I would bet the field, because Jerry ain't gonna fire him during the season.

[Vic Mackey 47110]

 
 
I would bet the field, because Jerry ain't gonna fire him during the season.

He did with Wade. The day after that Green Bay Sunday night game. Granted, we were like 1-7 at the time and he lost the team. Jerry has zero allegiance to Mike.

[Drew 2512]

I mean they'd have to be 3-7 and look absolutely horrible with a fully healthy team for him to do it though.

McCarthy gets fired if they go 13-4 and lose in the first round.  Or they win 7 games or less.

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

1 hour ago, Drew said:

I mean they'd have to be 3-7 and look absolutely horrible with a fully healthy team for him to do it though.

McCarthy gets fired if they go 13-4 and lose in the first round.  Or they win 7 games or less.

There’s no way McCarthy gets fired in that scenario. We aren’t spoiled enough to fire a coach after he wins 13 games, and wins the division. That’s a big part of the reason Garrett lasted as long as he did IMO. We were ready to move on, then 2014 happened, and 2016 happened. 
 

Also, Jerry has said himself that it would take a lot to fire a coach midseason again. I would say Nagy is the best bet but he has fields as his Trump card. That might buy him and gase another year. I think the correct answer is kliff kingsbury if the cards get off to a bad start. This entire city hates him 

Edited May 28, 2021 by youdunnf'dup