Joint Session of Congress to Count Electoral Votes and Declare Election Results: 1/6/21

[wildcat09 29,401]

I'd just like to say a real big fuck you right now to the anti-anti-Trump shitlibs who kept sneering at people who were worried about Trump trying to stage a coup.

[Francisco 2.0 32,430]

Nice try, Mitch.  But you are just as big a problem of the divisions we have in this country as the rest of these chucklefucks.  You are just now waking up to the fact you have lost control.

 

[Js1 85,583]

 

[RomaVicta 30,024]

5 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

I always try and bring Hitler into the argument when I talk about children being the future.

I believe that spawned a brilliant scientific endeavor to make the children of the future the best they could be through Aryan breeding and invasive experiments on inferior children. I guess Mengele was right about a couple of things, too.

I don't really know what to say about what I'm watching. We talked about the death of the Republic, but it all seemed abstract. Now it's here. It's real.

Traitors are setting the precedents claiming to be patriots.

"Patriots" are storming the deliberations of a duly elected congress of representatives.

Most of us are just going about our day like everything is normal.

Madness.

 

[G650 14,278]

What's happening here is that Mitch knows he can't stop Biden being elected, and is desperately trying to salvage some appearance of standing in the aftermath.

[Ted Lange 16,143]

There’s at least one cycle more of revenge Mitch.   We can stop the revenge in 22

[Pescado_Rojo 19,429]

1 minute ago, G650 said:

What's happening here is that Mitch knows he can't stop Biden being elected, and is desperately trying to salvage some appearance of standing in the aftermath.

He got his judges, now he's trying to put the BBs back in the box. 

[Constant 6,755]

2 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

I'd just like to say a real big fuck you right now to the anti-anti-Trump shitlibs who kept sneering at people who were worried about Trump trying to stage a coup.

It’s been in the making for over a year. There is no smoothing over he tried to destroy democracy in order to stay in power. 

[Hagbard Celine 10,923]

[Pig Bellmont 8,739]

4 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

 

here is the video

Two months too late you fucking cock bag. Thanks for suppressing GOP vote, tho. Enjoy the minority. 

[DaysOff 7,975]

Feinstein nappy time.

[BearSchlong 8,114]

My sister is a former Associate Parliamentarian of the US HOR, had that job for over 10 years.

She just texted me saying days like this are when she laments leaving for private practice.

[TexArcher 38,070]

That speech might have gotten Mitch a seat one level higher up in Hell, but he can still go fuck a herd of goats.

[NAVY 6,747]

Schumer calling out insurrection 

[WhatTheBuck 28,798]

1 minute ago, BearSchlong said:

My sister is a former Associate Parliamentarian of the US HOR, had that job for over 10 years.

She just texted me saying days like this are when she laments leaving for private practice.

Pics of HOR sister?

[smuggs 9,353]

2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

So Mitch is a pimple on the diabolical side of the taint.

 

[High Plains Drifter 11,052]

2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

 

 

jesus, I've been to homecoming bonfires for 1A school districts in farm country where the wind chill is below zero that have a bigger turnout than that.

 

[RPM 26,355]

Just now, NAVY said:

Schumer calling out insurrection 

He used the "C" word.

[Dr. Teeth 5,845]

18 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

I always try and bring Hitler into the argument when I talk about children being the future.

I would have quoted Sexual Chocolate.

[BearSchlong 8,114]

Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

Pics of HOR sister?

I'm sure you can find it on Youtube, just search special orders from the Dennis Hastert era, she's the brunette in the Parliamentarian's pew to the right of the podium.

My only regret is not exploiting her position to win bar bets. . .

"put it on C-Span. See that lady making sure the congressman doesn't violate house rules? I'll bet you $100 she will stand up, turn around 3 times, and pat the top of her head"

[Chewy's Hairy Horn 868]

5 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

 

[DaysOff 7,975]

Fat4

[smuggs 9,353]

Here we go...

[Gil Bang 26,027]

Here's "the smartest guy in the room" to yank his tiny pecker on TV.

[C-Man 27,265]

Cruz on now. Already want to put my fist through the TV.

[DaysOff 7,975]

That's because they're morons ted

[Michael Knight 12,995]

 

[Michael Knight 12,995]

i just checked the math and 39% is not nearly half

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

 

[Ted Lange 16,143]

 

[Js1 85,583]

BECAUSE YOU KEEP SAYING IT WITHOUT EVIDENCE YOU FAT FUCKING CANADIAN RETARD 

[burntorangebongos 10,752]

 

[RPM 26,355]

[C-Man 27,265]

Hey MF'er, the reason 39% of Americans believe the election is "rigged" is because of the butt-fuckery pulled by DOTARD.

[Mo Horn 8,855]

Cruz saying that 39% of Americans believe the election was rigged. He then says that's half of Americans. So math?

[Firemans4Horn 18,123]

Ted thinks he has gravitas, but he just sounds like a sniveling bitch

[Dr. Teeth 5,845]

Voter fraud isn't real and isn't taken seriously, Rafael.

[DaysOff 7,975]

i just checked the math and 39% is not nearly half

That checks out

[Mole 4,333]

Today will be an objective lesson in morality for the VP. Pence being the Bible believer that he is surely knows 1 Cor. 33: Do not be deceived: “Bad company ruins good morals.” Or to quote the modern day Philly prophet, Rocky Balboa, "You hang out with nice people, you get nice friends, ya understand? You hang out with smart people, you get smart friends. You hang out with yo-yo's, you get yo-yo friends. You see, simple mathematics."

[thepop 4,409]

Fuck you Ted

[SmokeyTheBear 5,562]

Such a cuck

[C-Man 27,265]

Would you say Cruz is "strenuously objecting" right now?

[Fudge Nuggets 19,225]

Two minutes of mad tweeting to Rafael got me another tweety time out.  Fucking worth it.  This God damn cunt needs to fucking swing.

[Captainant 27,786]

Cruz looks and sounds like 250 pounds of shit in a 160 pound sack

[BearSchlong 8,114]

Ted sit down you fucking dumbass.  All the shit you're asking for has already been done.

[smuggs 9,353]

Protester just threw the white power sign on CBS live feed.

This is the 39% Ted is speaking to. 

Edited January 6, 2021 by smuggs

[RPM 26,355]

So there's going to be 6 objected states. 12 hour delay.

[Neonmoon 38,130]

Ted Cruz is a fucking traitor

[4th&Five 41,590]

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

BIDEN = MOBS, TRUMP = JOBS!!!!!

[Continental Op 3,934]

Apparently the 50 some odd court cases that were entertained isn't sufficient examination of the election results.  Cruz is such a fucking asshole.