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Joint Session of Congress to Count Electoral Votes and Declare Election Results: 1/6/21

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1 minute ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Foreign terrorists are taking notes.

Dude. Foreign terrorists have never been a substantial threat to America. What you’re seeing today is the real threat. Angry, stupid domestic fascists.

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God damn this is good    

Pescado_Rojo
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I just want to see someone punch Ted Cruz in the face. 

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I'm not kidding. Once Trump is removed from office, he needs to face charges for inciting a riot. 

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1 minute ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I don’t see how people can storm the capitol without the capitol police opening fire on them? Is this all it would take for anyone to take over the capitol building? Foreign terrorists are taking notes.

I would think the police need to do whatever is necessary to protect our Congress.

Right. Still trying to figure out how initial security failed. This is going to wind up a case study for the ages.

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Yeah, this setting a weird precedent.  We can just storm the Capitol from now on with no reprocussions?  It's not like they can arrest all those people later on when they head back to their trailers.  

One bit of good news in all this chaos is after sucking his taint for 4 years, Pence is not only fucked...Trump's tweets have tacitly put a bounty on his head.  

Pence's security detail can't stop 25 protestors, let alone 250.  They don't have enough ammo.  Right now, as I type this, there's dozens of armed lunatics roaming those halls trying to figure out where they keep Pence...so they can bring him to the White House to "stand trial" before Trump.  

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1 minute ago, gsoda3 said:

overwhelming force.  show it.  if need be, use it.

By whom? Everyone who could do anything about this is under the authority of the President. This is a coup attempt. Congress is being held hostage. It will take the military brass to refuse orders and take it upon themselves to disperse the crowd and rescue Congress. 

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5 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I don’t see how people can storm the capitol without the capitol police opening fire on them? Is this all it would take for anyone to take over the capitol building? Foreign terrorists are taking notes.

I would think the police need to do whatever is necessary to protect our Congress.

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6 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Ted Cruz is a fucking traitor

Ted Cruz Makes Last Effort To Block Election Result By Unleashing Wave Of Locusts From Mouth To Black Out Sun

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WASHINGTON—In a final attempt to prevent Joe Biden from assuming the presidency, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) reportedly tried to overturn the results of the 2020 election Wednesday by unleashing a wave of locusts from his mouth to black out the sun. “We must do everything we can to stop Democrats from taking control of the White House,” the Texas Republican shouted as he unhinged his jaw to let hundreds of thousands of locusts emerge from his neck and fly in pestilential swarms over the National Mall, darkening the sky. “If Joe Biden is certified the winner of this election, it will be the end of the American republic as we know it. We must stop the steal. I call on all American patriots to submit to the will of my insectile servants and ensure Donald Trump retains his rightful place as president of the United States.” At press time, sources confirmed Cruz was on the Senate floor trying to convince colleagues to join him when his jowls transformed into a fleshy, pulsating egg sac and maggots poured forth from every orifice of his body.

 

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1 minute ago, swraith said:

Senate still engaging in a lot of pontification.

They (hopefully) might just get it all out during this objection, because it hasn’t concluded. And not do the rest. 

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