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On 8/16/2021 at 11:31 AM, Burt Macklin said:

Gatewood needs to face the facts and accept that he’s a college TE. I doubt he will though. Seems more likely he’ll go to a low D1 school in an attempt to be a starting QB one more time. 

Hmmm... UCF has good QBs. Wonder what the plan is.

Sidebar: Malzahn is going to win so many damn football games in Orlando. UCF is such a good rebound job.

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On 8/18/2021 at 12:48 PM, texifornia said:

That grammar is just brutal

 

What part of publicly putting a close male relative into a chokehold buttfuck at a family gathering in order to assert dominance is "God's plan"? I know a lot of terrible shit happened to people in the Old Testament, but I don't feel like I remember hearing about any chokehold buttfucks.

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43 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

What part of publicly putting a close male relative into a chokehold buttfuck at a family gathering in order to assert dominance is "God's plan"? I know a lot of terrible shit happened to people in the Old Testament, but I don't feel like I remember hearing about any chokehold buttfucks.

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Frees up another scholly - yes?


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No. That scholarship is gone forever so we’re going to have to win with only 84 scholarships going forward while everyone else has 85.
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14 minutes ago, Handcruser said:


No. That scholarship is gone forever so we’re going to have to win with only 84 scholarships going forward while everyone else has 85.

I'm pretty sure the scholarship travels with the bloodline, so one of Keithron's family members or offspring will be able to use it.

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1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

What part of publicly putting a close male relative into a chokehold buttfuck at a family gathering in order to assert dominance is "God's plan"? I know a lot of terrible shit happened to people in the Old Testament, but I don't feel like I remember hearing about any chokehold buttfucks.

Me and my family feels it is best I enter Uncle Ray into a (chokehold buttfuck). #Godsplan

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I just…. Chokehold buttfuck…. Does that need any more explanation or should I just take that literally? And if so, what the hell kind of family function allows THAT to happen? So many questions. 
 

great band name by the way

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No. That scholarship is gone forever so we’re going to have to win with only 84 scholarships going forward while everyone else has 85.

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7 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

I try to chokehold buttfuck my wife (no pics) at least once a week so this hits close to home. 

"Officer, she died doing what I love."

#GodsPlan

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22 hours ago, Viper said:

Chokehold buttfuck? We could have used those long arms and hand strength. 

I dated a girl that loved the chokehold buttfuck. Sometimes I’d forget to let her breathe ans o casionally ahe passed out. But still loved it 

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1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I dated a girl that loved the chokehold buttfuck. Sometimes I’d forget to let her breathe ans o casionally ahe passed out. But still loved it 

CJK5H at SMU.

SHK5H in the Army.

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8 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I dated a girl that loved the chokehold buttfuck. Sometimes I’d forget to let her breathe ans o casionally ahe passed out. But still loved it 

Didn't realize Trevor Bauer posted here.

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On 8/18/2021 at 12:48 PM, texifornia said:

That grammar is just brutal

 

It's kind of embarassing we actually signed this kid. Have to imagine there was a red flag or two out there. 

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52 minutes ago, ztejas said:

It's kind of embarassing we actually signed this kid. Have to imagine there was a red flag or two out there. 

We’re trying to football here and you’re talking about school? School? 

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7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Flipped to South Alabama. Bit of a wet fart of a college career.

 

I was big fan of his as a prospect. I think he had a major injury when he first got to TCU (ACL?)

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playing S for Wommack at USA is >>> playing for Karl Dorrell and his fucking Dirt Burglar DC. I think Barnes (former OU S now LB at CU) was integral in recruiting Vongor to CU, so that probably says a lot about where the Buffs D is. 

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19 minutes ago, elguapo said:

Not sure if right thread but Brewer beat out Rising for the Utah starting job.

 

and JQJ unless he moved positions already

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51 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Wow.  He looked terrible last year.

presumably he's now able to remember what state he's playing in.

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4 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

Wow.  He looked terrible last year.

He was dealing with concussion issues and their entire offense was horrible. He had a good Junior year two years ago. It’s not surprising he won the job over JQJ, Rising, and that South Carolina QB they took. 
 

I wonder how many of the other transfer QBs will portal now that they’ve named a starter. 

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45 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

He was dealing with concussion issues and their entire offense was horrible. He had a good Junior year two years ago. It’s not surprising he won the job over JQJ, Rising, and that South Carolina QB they took. 
 

I wonder how many of the other transfer QBs will portal now that they’ve named a starter. 

Jake Bentley already portaled to South Alabama. 

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1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Brewer being better than Cam Rising and a dude thats never played a snap says dick all. He was passable at Baylor before he did his best David Ash impression. He was never as good as Sam and I find it hard to beleive he ends up being better than both Card and Casey. 

So close. 

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3 hours ago, Bevo said:

Wasn't he committed to lots of schools?

Yes. Yes he was.

As for Powell, no school worth a damn will be champing at the bit to get him. Dumbass can't even get the name of his current school correct. "University of Rutgers". What a twat waffle.

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