2021 transfer thread

[Machinator 32,103]

 

[Hiphopopotamos 21,191]

6 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Nice tackle, Palaie.

Don't ever fuckin' do it again.

[Getafix 29,459]

 

The last line from Roach is interesting.

 

[texifornia 59,015]

Just now, Getafix said:

 

The last line from Roach is interesting.

 

He's already decided, and if the cat is fully out of the bag 247 will go along with everyone else, but otherwise they'll wait for Palaie to do it himself.

[golfclap 6,903]

TCU DB Atanza Vongor has committed to Colorado 

[Getafix 29,459]

16 minutes ago, texifornia said:

He's already decided, and if the cat is fully out of the bag 247 will go along with everyone else, but otherwise they'll wait for Palaie to do it himself.

 

The " ... on his own terms. ... respect that." portions suggest that, but the "... understanding that Gaoteote is closing in on a decision ... " portion suggests the decision is not yet done. Or Roach is not aware that it is.

In any event, for the uber-cautions Ears to the Streets to say this is another very positive take on the situation.  Hope this and Banks happen soon.

[texifornia 59,015]

Another mercenary out the door

https://247sports.com/player/keshun-brown-46040563/

[golfclap 6,903]

that trio (Foster, Brown, and Jenkins) got that cash. Foster is at Charlotte, Jenkins went to Cougar High, wonder where Brown ends up? I could see Tennessee make another run at him. 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9,622]

8 minutes ago, golfclap said:

that trio (Foster, Brown, and Jenkins) got that cash. Foster is at Charlotte, Jenkins went to Cougar High, wonder where Brown ends up? I could see Tennessee make another run at him. 

That would be smart considering their other ILB transfer is a coverage and targeting liability 

Edited May 7, 2021 by Ricky's one-hitter

[MuellerHorn 4,624]

12 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

That would be smart considering their other ILB transfer is a coverage and targeting liability, and is inclined to make any and all detrimental and erratic decisions and leave Tennessee in a worse off position than before he was there.  

FIFY

[Post Oak 20,565]

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

I'd happily trade Keontay and Epps for this guy

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

 

I’m pretty impressed how we have gained some solid depth at LB/DB with some higher upside guys who look to contribute. 
 

 

[Hornius Emeritus 12,804]

45 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

 

I’m pretty impressed how we have gained some solid depth at LB/DB with some higher upside guys who look to contribute. 
 

 

Sark is smart. He's going to play the Austin card like a violin in this new era of "rent a player for a year." You can hear the pitch: "Come to the dynamic city of Austin, play for that iconic Longhorn logo, and hang out for a year. " The fact that Elon Musk and Joe Rogan just chose to move here is going to help enormously in the arena of social media perception.

[MoJames 8,258]

9 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

The fact that Elon Musk and Joe Rogan just chose to move here is going to help enormously in the arena of social media perception.

[Gil Bang 26,239]

I'm not a young black man, but, if I were, something tells me that I'd think that Rogan and Musk are a couple of dickheads. 

[squeegeedegg 730]

If only Tuscaloosa could lure a Gigafactory and a meat-headed podcaster to set up shop then Alabama could really start luring in top flight talent

[Ricky's one-hitter 9,622]

I'm not a young black man, but, if I were, something tells me that I'd think that Rogan and Musk are a couple of dickheads. 

Because that is the thought of all people.

[texifornia 59,015]

14 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I'm not a young black man, but, if I were, something tells me that I'd think that Rogan and Musk are a couple of dickheads. 

I think they're dickheads personally, but you'd be wrong in a whole lot of cases. 

[Ricky Butler 2,809]

11 minutes ago, squeegeedegg said:

If only Tuscaloosa could lure a Gigafactory and a meat-headed podcaster to set up shop then Alabama could really start luring in top flight talent

I can't even respond to the right posts. I quit.

Edited May 7, 2021 by Ricky Butler

[Lonestar88 5,171]

30 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I think they're dickheads personally, but you'd be wrong in a whole lot of cases. 

The only way he may be wrong is because recruits spend absolutely no time at all even thinking about those two to form an opinion.

[Hornius Emeritus 12,804]

4 hours ago, squeegeedegg said:

If only Tuscaloosa could lure a Gigafactory and a meat-headed podcaster to set up shop then Alabama could really start luring in top flight talent

Woosh!

[LTtxfan 50,003]

12 hours ago, squeegeedegg said:

If only Tuscaloosa could lure a Gigafactory and a meat-headed podcaster to set up shop then Alabama could really start luring in top flight talent

 

 

 

[RGBIII 23,014]

13 hours ago, squeegeedegg said:

a meat-headed podcaster

[A’Dam Psycho 1,499]

On 5/6/2021 at 4:32 PM, golfclap said:

Bama S Brandon Turnage to the portal ::

https://247sports.com/player/brandon-turnage-46037040/

Seriously does Bama literally have nothing 4 & 5 stars? 

[Machinator 32,103]

2 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Seriously does Bama literally have nothing 4 & 5 stars? 

They have a blue-chip ratio in the 80% range.

[Teryor 5,004]

Speaking of Bama

 

[Hiphopopotamos 21,191]

 

Seriously, fuck Alabama.

[Bevo 13,882]

Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

Seriously, fuck Alabama.

It was pretty well known that he was looking to get paid. What did you expect? Alabama is just down the road.

[Hiphopopotamos 21,191]

4 minutes ago, Bevo said:

It was pretty well known that he was looking to get paid. What did you expect? Alabama is just down the road.

I thought the latest was that he was headed to Ohio State and that was pushing Palaie to Texas.  

[westexhorn 2,163]

So no Paolo Gatogato?

[NTVTXN 1,438]

19 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

So no Paolo Gatogato?

“The Horns just got to getto Paolo Gatogato” Tommy Shaw, probably...

[South Austin 53,223]

On 5/7/2021 at 7:50 AM, 6th Street said:

We're wasting a scholarship on that instead of the Peter Gibbons guy from ND?

[Machinator 32,103]

Demariyon Houston, one-time Texas commit

[Machinator 32,103]

nm.

Edited May 8, 2021 by Machinator

[6th Street 6,692]

That car is hideous 

[Machinator 32,103]

eh, it was photoshopped. deleted

[futureman 22,699]

those new dodge challengers are for beta pussies. 

[Pdawg88 1,157]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

those new dodge challengers are for beta pussies. 

All dodge challengers are for beta pussies 

[lemonandaturd 4,289]

7 minutes ago, Pdawg88 said:

All dodge challengers are for beta pussies 

I guess you never saw Vanishing Point in 1971.  

[HenryJames 67,357]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

nm.

 

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

eh, it was photoshopped. deleted

[Pdawg88 1,157]

1 hour ago, lemonandaturd said:

I guess you never saw Vanishing Point in 1971.  

I did, and that car fucking sucks balls. 

[Mother mopar 3,384]

All dodge challengers are for beta pussies 

Those fighting words son.

[Pdawg88 1,157]

12 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:

1 hour ago, Pdawg88 said:

All dodge challengers are for beta pussies 

Those fighting words son.

It is what it is

[NorLa Horns 1,458]

14 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:

1 hour ago, Pdawg88 said:

All dodge challengers are for beta pussies 

Those fighting words son.

Let's define " beta pussies" and gauge how concerned we should be by this statement 

[lemonandaturd 4,289]

5 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

Let's define " beta pussies" and gauge how concerned we should be by this statement 

Lincoln Riley is a beta pussy.  Jimbo Fisher is a beta pussy.  Tom Herman is a beta pussy.  

[trythisathome 980]

12 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Lincoln Riley is a beta pussy.  Jimbo Fisher is a beta pussy.  Tom Herman is a beta pussy.  

I don't like Jimbo either, but I don't know that I'd lump him in with the other two. Tom and Lincoln have much more in common with each other in terms of bitched-assedness. 

[texifornia 59,015]

3 minutes ago, trythisathome said:

I don't like Jimbo either, but I don't know that I'd lump him in with the other two. Tom and Lincoln have much more in common with each other in terms of bitched-assedness. 

I mean... Jimbo's the one of the three that's actually into literal beta pussy stuff.

[pacman 7,507]

18 minutes ago, trythisathome said:

I don't like Jimbo either, but I don't know that I'd lump him in with the other two. Tom and Lincoln have much more in common with each other in terms of bitched-assedness. 

In the world of beta pussies, Jimbo is their queen.

Edited May 9, 2021 by pacman

[Bevo14 8,468]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

I mean... Jimbo's the one of the three that's actually into literal beta pussy stuff.

Not trying to stick up for Jimbo but did you miss Lincoln's attempt at brisket? It doesn't get more beta pussy than that. 

Edited May 9, 2021 by Bevo14

[Hornlover 8,942]

5 hours ago, Mother mopar said:

6 hours ago, Pdawg88 said:

All dodge challengers are for beta pussies 

Those fighting words son.

Username has never been more appropriate