Surly Football Podcast

[MoJames 8258]

Since most of us agree that the Horn is garbage and there is a large subset of us that would listen to a surly podcast if it was resumed, @immamac suggested we start a thread to get some momentum.

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Honestly if I could get 1 or 2 people to show up consistently we could reboot the podcast. With work obligations it got tough for Blacklab and I to do it. 

If there are any takers or a schedule that we can get rotating in some people a Surly podcast is easily doable. We did almost 10 episodes before and I've been itching to reboot it, but really couldn't find the right time to start again. 2021 seems like a good time to start though with a new coach and with basketball season going well.

My initial, although rookie, effort

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Roster imo

Moderators - Blacklab or immamac

Rotating Research/Info guys - ctj, machinator, texifornia, katfid (only white guys)

Humor - thujone, RGBIII, Mitch

Neg Nancies - futureman and Satyanash

We could close the episodes with a remember when by Armybrat or what to drink by HenryJames

What am I missing?

 

[Vertigo 20502]

You want to give Futureman and Satya a platform? That sounds like riveting radio. 

Although.. if you have Satya fist Futureman live on air I will tune in. 

[MoJames 8258]

The other thoughts if we needed talking heads we could get @shadow_operative and @ztejas as they generally have plenty to say.

[satyanash 15658]

for the record, I object to being lumped in with futureman.

[elfenix 34782]

politics report with phlegm

[Mikey4 2484]

Ray could do a segment on particle physics. No? OK, nevermind.

[RGBIII 23020]

I am in and should be able to record regularly as long as it is a week night after my kids are down 

[ztejas 44286]

6 minutes ago, satyanash said:

for the record, I object to being lumped in with futureman.

How do you think I feel?

But I agree that Derka has to make an appearance at somepoint. Maybe a segment on which 90s runnin Horn was the best beach volleyball player.

[tx ind 7060]

Needs to be a segment each podcast on past classics like April and Billy, Fitlump, Tx Tow, Water Nymph, etc.

[RGBIII 23020]

Only thing that would suck is that this didn’t happen during the Urban or bust thread. Can’t imagine that shit show in audio form

[Mother mopar 3389]

We talking cars?@Anastasis@TexasEd

[BigHorn'13 3494]

IDGAF as long as we get to hear the end to the 6figs story. 

[Butch Had Not 3066]

Throw this up on YouTube. Don't expect monetization if you are going all in and not kid friendly but maybe you can get sponsored. 

[MoJames 8258]

I think the only way this happens appropriately is getting some of those who are in the know ( @closetojumping, @texifornia, @Machinator ) or someone I'm missing. I don't know if they would be open to it as it might put their identity out a bit and subsequently limit their ability to obtain information.

Would be pretty funny to put some sort of disguise on their voice. I'd giggle listening to ctj in a higher pitched voice.

[TexasEd 8269]

39 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:

We talking cars?@Anastasis@TexasEd

Love to.  My knowledge esoteric in some ways.  Everything I know I have direct experience about my car.  I find a lot of joy in hearing people tell their stories about cars.  That might be part of my contribution is getting other people to tell me stories about cars.

 

Edited January 5, 2021 by TexasEd

[oh_snap 694]

36 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

IDGAF as long as we get to hear the end to the 6figs story. 

This. 
RELEASE THE FULL TAPE!!!

(unless you already did and I’m a dumbass and missed it)  

 

[JesusSweatDuck 18161]

2 hours ago, Vertigo said:

You want to give Futureman and Satya a platform? That sounds like riveting radio. 

Although.. if you have Satya fist Futureman live on air I will tune in. 

I mean a lot of people will pay to hear someone rub their bleeding vaginas, so...

[RGBIII 23020]

25 minutes ago, MoJames said:

I think the only way this happens appropriately is getting some of those who are in the know ( @closetojumping, @texifornia, @Machinator ) or someone I'm missing. I don't know if they would be open to it as it might put their identity out a bit and subsequently limit their ability to obtain information.

Would be pretty funny to put some sort of disguise on their voice. I'd giggle listening to ctj in a higher pitched voice.

We could always have a segment where we can tell people info given to us by the guys on the board without using them, kinda like the Jesus Shuttlesworth deal IT does. Plausible deniability

[immamac 44420]

37 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Throw this up on YouTube. Don't expect monetization if you are going all in and not kid friendly but maybe you can get sponsored. 

The point of this would be for Surly Horns entertainment. I'm not interested in making a whole bunch of money off the site if we have to change the way we are at all. 

[Laga4 1270]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

The point of this would be for Surly Horns entertainment. I'm not interested in making a whole bunch of money off the site if we have to change the way we are at all. 

If it does make money I'll take it. 

[MoJames 8258]

Perfect - Accountant Laga4

[RGBIII 23020]

7 minutes ago, immamac said:

The point of this would be for Surly Horns entertainment. I'm not interested in making a whole bunch of money off the site if we have to change the way we are at all. 

I couldn’t filter myself even if I tried, monetization is fine down the road if we want to throw it on Spotify or apple but not at the expense of that good shit content we are looking for, fuck that 

[MoJames 8258]

Assuming it costs money to put this on Spotify or apple?

[pearlandhorn 3343]

Wouldn’t mind hearing about some grilling/travel/food recommendations from the food/travel forum as well.

Id love to listen to these.

[immamac 44420]

22 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Assuming it costs money to put this on Spotify or apple?

nope the old podcast is on spotify google apple whatever

[immamac 44420]

https://anchor.fm/surly-horns

If you guys didn't know there are 9 eps already. Take a listen to the 9th episode and let me know if you think we should do more of that or just come with a whole fresh concept.

[tantric superman 4668]

Waiting for the next one to drop in my overcast.fm feed.

I think you just let the thing grow organically.  See if someone will send you some theme music.  Roundtable for the bulk of the show/non-surly guest if you can find a relevant one/then maybe a surly guest for a couple of minutes at the end to talk about something surly, etc. End with some soundcloudy guest music by a surly person.  We're Austin based.  Someone can play the blues better than Marc Maron.

[immamac 44420]

I mean I'm all for doing all these things. I'll do them and I am committed to doing them. You can upload MP3's here and all that. 

[closetojumping 65538]

1 hour ago, MoJames said:

I think the only way this happens appropriately is getting some of those who are in the know ( @closetojumping, @texifornia, @Machinator ) or someone I'm missing. I don't know if they would be open to it as it might put their identity out a bit and subsequently limit their ability to obtain information.

Would be pretty funny to put some sort of disguise on their voice. I'd giggle listening to ctj in a higher pitched voice.

It would be hard to get much higher than my natural falsetto, sir. 

I’m in on some level. More about bullshitting and telling Longhorn netdom stories than passing along “inside” stuff since that shit is sporadic and often wrong, unless we’re talking recruiting. That also depends in different ways in terms of how Sark works with folks and who he brings along, including on the admin side. Also, I’d like to use it as a platform to air all of my petty grievances with various posters and such. I have a long list, and I’d like all of you to hear about it. 

[immamac 44420]

7 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

It would be hard to get much higher than my natural falsetto, sir. 

I’m in on some level. More about bullshitting and telling Longhorn netdom stories than passing along “inside” stuff since that shit is sporadic and often wrong, unless we’re talking recruiting. That also depends in different ways in terms of how Sark works with folks and who he brings along, including on the admin side. Also, I’d like to use it as a platform to air all of my petty grievances with various posters and such. I have a long list, and I’d like all of you to hear about it. 

Yeah this podcast won't be for the "scoop" that's really what the board is for, we can recap some of it. The Podcast is more to add freeform commentary and funny stories that tangentially apply to what happened that week. I haven't listen to the "Fire Tom Herman" guys or really any other longhorn podcast, and I'm sure ours will be nothing like any of the other ones. 

[RGBIII 23020]

Ya like I told @immamac I’m not gonna be diagnosing zone blitz schemes like the longhorn blitz but diagnosing the cop tackling baker mayfield, ranking my top 5 least favorite things about aggy, ranking coaches wives. Throw in some brisket, booze, music, movies and I think it can be different than the others out there that I listen to

[horn_of_the_morning 999]

There was a barking carnival podcast for a couple of seasons with chilton and steven ross. I think that vibe woyld be perfect for surly podcast, without the constant giggling like 9yr old girls.

Example
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/barking-carnival-unplugged-the-culinary-edition-nsfw/id1087725144?i=1000449378704&l=es

[elfenix 34782]

6 hours ago, tx ind said:

Needs to be a segment each podcast on past classics like April and Billy, Fitlump, Tx Tow, Water Nymph, etc.

is fitlump still a failed attention whore now that she's attention whore'd her way into a pretty good paying job?

[shadow_operative 15932]

i'm down to clown. 

[BigHorn'13 3494]

6 hours ago, horn_of_the_morning said:

There was a barking carnival podcast for a couple of seasons with chilton and steven ross. I think that vibe woyld be perfect for surly podcast, without the constant giggling like 9yr old girls.

Example
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/barking-carnival-unplugged-the-culinary-edition-nsfw/id1087725144?i=1000449378704&l=es
 

Giggling I could tolerate. Having it turnt up trying to hear but with the continuous hard laughter made my ears bleed. The Sean Connery bit is fucking exhausting as well. 

Other than that, they were a great podcast to listen to and was easily my favorite Longhorn podcast. 

[Wulaw Horn 19599]

6 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

i'm down to clown. 

There definitely needs to be a ricktator remembrances section of the podcast during hoops season. You, me and Catdaddyhorn could speak fondly of Deginald Erskin and wax nostalgically on our time spent in the Turkish Prison. This segment would delight at least 3 people on the internet. We should be able to get a good 7 minutes out of it every podcast. 

Edited January 5, 2021 by Wulaw Horn

[RGBIII 23020]

[immamac 44420]

Season 2 episode 1 has been recorded. Doing some post processing and will post tomorrow