Lauren Boobert - Tits and a Gun

[MoJames 8244]

So disappointed in my district for electing this newly GED carrying, met her husband when he exposed himself, shitty bar owning, pandering imbecile. I guess the good part is the humor that will come forward the more she tries to put herself in the spotlight.

 

[Js1 85394]

What a boob 

[Neonmoon 38129]

Gritty candidate 

[TexArcher 37975]

Fuck you, honey.

[Buzzrock 14922]

I like tits and guns

[Biff Tannen 45691]

Pics aren’t showing up. 

[Beau Vine 54253]

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Pics aren’t showing up. 

I was of the understanding that there would be tits in this thread.

[Beau Vine 54253]

[Guest Lobo]

Most of those are pretty minor infractions, let's be honest.  But the volume is damn impressive.  

She also looks like she has a nice ass and I'm guessing a woman with a rap sheet that long has to have sent risque photos in the past.  

[Bookman 4639]

I gave it about 30 seconds and didn't see any boobs.

[DigglerontheHoof 21202]

[Bullneck 19168]

Seems like with her combo of looks and run-ins with the law she missed her calling as a hooker.

[Bullneck 19168]

3 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Seems like with her combo of looks and run-ins with the law she missed her calling as a hooker.

I just watched the video.  She's no Sarah Palin.

[MoJames 8244]

This was the ad that played non stop prior to the election.

 

 

Edited January 5, 2021 by MoJames

[washparkhorn 9939]

Colorado's 3rd is a big damn district - 29 counties over 52,000 square miles.

Spoiler

 

Her opponent, Ms. Bush (70 y.o.), lost on the guns issue. It's a little like going to Alaska and telling them are in favor of a gun control. 

Note who she tags in the tweet - Beto:

 

Edited January 5, 2021 by washparkhorn

[ztejas 43473]

Someone turn her over. She looks done on this side.

[aggie08 21505]

Open carry laws are the stupidest fucking thing. "I want to put everyone immediately on edge for absolutely no fucking reason as soon as I walk in!" I'm sure I'll get negged for that opinion on a Texas message board, but I don't give a shit.

If you want to conceal carry, go for it. Though why you would feel the need to in a Congress building with dozens of officers far more trained than your dumb ass is beyond me. Oh wait, I know why: "Vote for me dumb rednecks; I'm your wet dream!"

Edited January 5, 2021 by aggie08

[Sawbonz 27578]

Those glasses have zero correction 

[UpperWestside 6169]

That ad was about what I expected. She will be in Congress for a couple or three turns and decide she grifted enough to head back home. This is the congressional equivalent of letting Adam Gase or Rich Kotite coach your football team.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13585]

You'll shoot your tits off.

[conVINCEd 21469]

I came here for tits and guns and received neither.

[washparkhorn 9939]

10 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Those glasses have zero correction 

 

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

Gogurt looks like a broke-ass Lacey Chabert and needs to stop trying to make the Glock happen. Sgt-at-Arms locking it up daily is the best case scenario.

[HenryJames 66117]

 

[Vito Andolini 9126]

The only boobs I see in that array are Doocy and Kilmeade.

[6th Street 6413]

White trash

[Buzzrock 14922]

What kinda patriot carries a damn euro-gun anyway?

[jimmyjazz 45975]

So, Colorado Fitlump?

[Post Oak 20243]

I can't wait for her to come at the queen and miss then AOC scalps her.

 

Edited January 5, 2021 by Post Oak

[elfenix 34307]

I thought Republicans didn't want bartenders in congress

[Guest Lobo]

10 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

So, Colorado Fitlump?

That's a really underrated spa in Pueblo.  

[Buzzrock 14922]

I can't wait for her to come at the queen and miss then AOC scalps her.
 

That will be spectacular if they try it. AOC got game.

[Js1 85394]

11 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

I can't wait for her to come at the queen and miss then AOC scalps her.

 

Fox News was promoting her hardcore this morning.  Here's the difference between The Squad and the Anti-Squad:

The Squad wants everyone to have healthcare, income, a healthy environment and equal justice under the law.

The Anti-Squad wants to carry their little guns around DC because they are gigantic pussies.  They have no platform, no ideas and no values. 

[smuggs 9353]

15 hours ago, MoJames said:

So disappointed in my district for electing this newly GED carrying, met her husband when he exposed himself...

Tits and a gun, Tits and a gun

We like the girls with the tits and a gun.

 

 

[BradInATX 9208]

59 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

What kinda patriot carries a damn euro-gun anyway?

Basically every cop in the country.

[Gatorubet 30246]

That ad was about what I expected. She will be in Congress for a couple or three turns and decide she grifted enough to head to Fox

fify

[Beau Vine 54253]

2 hours ago, Post Oak said:

I can't wait for her to come at the queen and miss then AOC scalps her.

 

Wouldn't Liz Warren be the one doing the scalping?

[Bateshorn 9928]

I'm actually offended, but not surprised she would describe DC that way.  Especially since she's gonna live on Capitol Hill, which is one of the nicest neighborhoods in the city.  I'm pretty sure that alley she walks through is just off East Capitol, meaning those are garages to a bunch of multi-million dollar homes.

Edited January 5, 2021 by Bateshorn

[NotActuallyALonghorn 4976]

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Wouldn't Liz Warren be the one doing the scalping?

She'll get in on somewhere between 1/64 and 1/1028th of the action.

[thrillhammer 684]

she seems batshit crazy, stupid, misinformed, delusional, and ignorant.   but still most definitely would.

[atomheartbevo 89727]

2 minutes ago, thrillhammer said:

she seems batshit crazy, stupid, misinformed, delusional, and ignorant.   but still most definitely would.

Just get out before she wakes up.

[Pasken 1309]

19 hours ago, MoJames said:

So disappointed in my district for electing this newly GED carrying, met her husband when he exposed himself, shitty bar owning, pandering imbecile. I guess the good part is the humor that will come forward the more she tries to put herself in the spotlight.

 

I guess Mackenzie Kelly can make it to Congress.

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

18 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

That ad was about what I expected. She will be in Congress for a couple or three turns and decide she grifted enough to head back home. This is the congressional equivalent of letting Adam Gase or Rich Kotite coach your football team.

That's how it use to be. We have allowed stupid a seat at the table. We have allowed caricatures to thrive because we don't call them out. She will be a leader in the party soon. Republicans have figured out how to avoid a lot of criticism. They are putting more women and also men with military experience. Neither group having any qualifications and usually with questionable backgrounds. And if you criticize their backgrounds, then you hate women or the military.

Hell, they even put up a kid that had disabilities who said that he wanted to be in the military and got him a seat. With certain areas digging in and becoming even more partisan, Rs will only need to run a bag of shit and add a flag and heels and they will win.

[Js1 85394]

2 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

That's how it use to be. We have allowed stupid a seat at the table. We have allowed caricatures to thrive because we don't call them out. She will be a leader in the party soon. Republicans have figured out how to avoid a lot of criticism. They are putting more women and also men with military experience. Neither group having any qualifications and usually with questionable backgrounds. And if you criticize their backgrounds, then you hate women or the military.

Hell, they even put up a kid that had disabilities who said that he wanted to be in the military and got him a seat. With certain areas digging in and becoming even more partisan, Rs will only need to run a bag of shit and add a flag and heels and they will win.

One of my biggest pet peeves is if all these both siders keep screaming everyone in Congress is a corrupt kooky criminal....

That's who will run.  It's been a decades long campaign to turn Congress into a caricature to make them palatable to the average voter.

"Hey, since you think everyone in Congress is corrupt, stupid and an attention whore, just vote for me then" 

[jimmyjazz 45975]

Let's not go overboard, here.  Congress has always had plenty of abject morons among its members.

[Buzzrock 14922]

One of my biggest pet peeves is if all these both siders keep screaming everyone in Congress is a corrupt kooky criminal....
That's who will run.  It's been a decades long campaign to turn Congress into a caricature to make them palatable to the average voter.
"Hey, since you think everyone in Congress is corrupt, stupid and an attention whore, just vote for me then" 

Sounds kinda like victim blaming.

[atomheartbevo 89727]

1 hour ago, Pasken said:

I guess Mackenzie Kelly can make it to Congress.

She's not stopping at City Council.

[WhatTheBuck 28788]

20 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

I like tits and guns

Titties & Beer FTW. 

 

[aggie08 21505]

On 1/4/2021 at 5:51 PM, aggie08 said:

Open carry laws are the stupidest fucking thing. "I want to put everyone immediately on edge for absolutely no fucking reason as soon as I walk in!" I'm sure I'll get negged for that opinion on a Texas message board, but I don't give a shit.

If you want to conceal carry, go for it. Though why you would feel the need to in a Congress building with dozens of officers far more trained than your dumb ass is beyond me. Oh wait, I know why: "Vote for me dumb rednecks; I'm your wet dream!"

This post, uhhhhh, did not age well.

[Biff Tannen 45691]

3 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

This post, uhhhhh, did not age well.

good on you for calling it out.  goo.