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Lauren Boobert - Tits and a Gun


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  On 3/28/2021 at 6:56 PM, Matuka said:

Looks like they're drinking foreign beer.  Why do they hate America?

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Good question. If Coors up the road is too working class for them then they better turn in their 'I'm for the working class' badges.

  On 3/28/2021 at 8:12 PM, elfenix said:

how many beers in are they that their faces are completely red?

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Paul wouldn't need too many really, but could also be sunburn if he's been there for a few days.

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I've got my primary claw hammer that's probably 20 years old.  But over the years, you accrue a ball-peen, a mallet, a soft-faced, a mini claw for tight spaces in the attic, and a tinner's for odd jobs.  I think it's kinda like why do people buy so many guns?  They probably use their weapons as often as I use my hammers, which is frequent for me.  

Would anybody go to a Boebert-owned breastaurant spin-off of sHOOTERS, called "Hammered"?  

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  On 3/30/2021 at 10:16 PM, jimmyjazz said:
Who buys hammers?  Do you break yours?  Lose them?
I think I have maybe 4, and they're all probably 40 years old.  I guess I'm just not toenailing wall studs 24/7 like the rest of you he-men.
I'm in construction. Nobody does that. So put your four hammers in your sewing closet and go hire a yard guy or mulch a flower bed and feel manly.

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They got us working in shifts
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  On 3/30/2021 at 10:16 PM, jimmyjazz said:

Who buys hammers?  Do you break yours?  Lose them?

I think I have maybe 4, and they're all probably 40 years old.  I guess I'm just not toenailing wall studs 24/7 like the rest of you he-men.

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I broke a hammer once. But I was using it for a purpose other than for which it was intended. I'm not very strong and at the time, we didn't have a crow bar which would've been the better choice.

 

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A rumor not going around until just now is that Marjorie Tractor Trailer Greene's clit is shaped and colored like the marching hammer in Pink Floyd's 'The Wall.' Her clit is supposedly fascist in a symbolic kind of way. I don't know if I believe in it yet because it's so stupid and I'm disappointed in whoever came up with this rumor. Really gross if true, though. 

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  On 3/31/2021 at 1:11 PM, Mrs Whiggins said:

I broke a hammer once. But I was using it for a purpose other than for which it was intended. I'm not very strong and at the time, we didn't have a crow bar which would've been the better choice.

 

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Same, I broke a fiberglass hammer trying to pry out a nail.  Also bent a steel handled hammer using a cheater pipe.  Back when Craftsman had a free lifetime replacement guarantee, no questions asked, a "friend" wanted to get his dad a new 1/2" ratchet to go with a deep socket set he was getting him for Christmas, but he didn't have enough money.  So he took an old ratchet and put the drive square in a vise, then popped it a few times with a sledge hammer until it broke.   Got the new ratchet for free.  Merry Christmas!

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  On 3/31/2021 at 3:58 PM, Chooky said:

A rumor not going around until just now is that Marjorie Tractor Trailer Greene's clit is shaped and colored like the marching hammer in Pink Floyd's 'The Wall.' Her clit is supposedly fascist in a symbolic kind of way. I don't know if I believe in it yet because it's so stupid and I'm disappointed in whoever came up with this rumor. Really gross if true, though. 

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Motherfucker, I just had lunch.  You know Uncle Boobs is interested though. 

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  On 4/3/2021 at 12:57 PM, jimmyjazz said:

First page of the noted nutritionist's restaurant menu:

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The fuck is a 1776 Burrito? Is that something they'd eat in the 18th century at lunchtime outside the mission in Zacatecas where no one knows the heretic Ingleses are fighting and if they did they wouldn't care?

Because I'd eat that in a clogged heartbeat.

More likely it's ground beef topped with some condiment thrown into the mix against its will, all given cute names to symbolize Minute Men or some shit.

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  On 4/3/2021 at 5:39 PM, Born to Run said:

Probably not, open carry freaks me out. Although my lady and I have enjoyed Ojos Locos on Valentine's Day before, buy that's tits without the guns type of breasturant.
 

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Last time I ate around a bunch of dudes carrying guns, we had MREs. And they paid us to eat them.

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  On 4/3/2021 at 10:23 PM, RDCanecutter said:

 Is that something they'd eat in the 18th century at lunchtime outside the mission in Zacatecas where no one knows the heretic Ingleses are fighting and if they did they wouldn't care?

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The winged ant tacos in Urrea’s “the Hummingbird’s Daughter” struck my fancy.

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