Lauren Boobert - Tits and a Gun

[Chewbacca 7787]

16 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:

Has anyone on here been to booberts shitty gun toting restaurant?

They better go soon.  Landlord isn't renewing their lease.

[Biff Tannen 45742]

Who is her Democratic challenger?  I was donating to some cowboy chick a year or so ago, but I'm guessing she dropped out or something, cause I haven't heard peep lately.

[royiv 9362]

13 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Who is her Democratic challenger?  I was donating to some cowboy chick a year or so ago, but I'm guessing she dropped out or something, cause I haven't heard peep lately.

I wouldn't waste my money if I were you. Donate to races that are winnable for the Ds.

[Chad Fuck 17785]

7 minutes ago, royiv said:

I wouldn't waste my money if I were you. Donate to races that are winnable for the Ds.

This.

[Chewbacca 7787]

1 minute ago, royiv said:

I wouldn't waste my money if I were you. Donate to races that are winnable for the Ds.

In years past you would be 100% right.  This year might be (hopefully is) different.  CO got another Congressperson and her district was redrawn this year and Pueblo was added to it.  Biden won Pueblo in 2020 and Pueblo county has more people than Mesa county (where Grand Junction is).  So there is hope, albeit not a huge amount with as well funded as she is.  

[royiv 9362]

5 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

In years past you would be 100% right.  This year might be (hopefully is) different.  CO got another Congressperson and her district was redrawn this year and Pueblo was added to it.  Biden won Pueblo in 2020 and Pueblo county has more people than Mesa county (where Grand Junction is).  So there is hope, albeit not a huge amount with as well funded as she is.  

I just don't think it's possible. The margin in Pueblo isn't going to be enough even though it's a more populous county.

[Bullneck 19210]

 

[SKJ 1311]

54 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

Perhaps we should merge this thread with the destruction of public education thread...

[Voldemort86 2259]

2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

I highly doubt this dumb cunt could even find Denmark on a map. We all know Sarah Palim couldn’t.

Edited July 5, 2022 by Voldemort86

[Nice Guy Eddie 13523]

Less than a year from now, boebert and MTG could be the chairs of committees. 

[Brisketexan 105367]

Less than a year from now, boebert and MTG could be the chairs of committees. 

You’re setting the bar too low for this timeline. Speaker of the House MTG coming to a dystopian hellscape near you.

[Macanudo 13014]

I thought we weren't supposed to politicize gun deaths?

[Pato del Muerto 52608]

If laws don’t prevent crimes, why do we have so many laws?

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20496]

6 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

Sadly, this passes for logic in Klannie Oakley's sad little mind.

[RPM 26355]

 

[Voldemort86 2259]

Please close this piece of shit down asap.

[DigglerontheHoof 21251]

7 hours ago, RPM said:

 

If the building owner follows through w/ this, he better watch his 6.  I have no doubt this stupid cunt and her regarded-clan would come after him. 

[RPM 26355]

12 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

If the building owner follows through w/ this, he better watch his 6.  I have no doubt this stupid cunt and her regarded-clan would come after him. 

Apparently it's the son and son-in-law of the former owner. They hate Boobert so much they bought the building a couple months ago and told her to GTFO.

[TwiceHorn 31538]

On 6/29/2022 at 12:57 PM, Homesickhorn said:

I’d walk in with the Big Iron on my hip, and challenge the entire staff to a high noon standoff in the street out front. Once my challenge was answered by the manager, and we were twenty paces apart, I’d say, “See that little red dot on your chest”?

You forgot to include "skin that smokewagon, see what happens."

[Beau Vine 54433]

 

[mchookem 16386]

[Underdog 28774]

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[RPM 26355]

[DigglerontheHoof 21251]

...and they both get re-elected w/ zero consequences....cool. 

[Voldemort86 2259]

McCarthy is an idiot for wanting boobert around.

[DigglerontheHoof 21251]

18 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

McCarthy is an idiot for wanting boobert around.

I imagine he enjoys the blowjobs.  She's probably pretty good at giving them. 

[Leeroy Jenkins 2415]

[Neonmoon 38130]

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13587]

What's the over/under on # of kids Bobo's husband exposes himself to in retaliation?

[Beau Vine 54433]

[Gil Bang 26028]

 

 

[Voldemort86 2259]

17 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

This country is so weird and fucked up that she will probably sell a lot of books.

[Macanudo 13014]

2 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:

This country is so weird and fucked up that she will probably sell a lot of books.

Probably depends on how many pictures versus words there are.

[DixonHur 11379]

6 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Probably depends on how many pictures versus words there are.

I assumed it would be a pop-up book

[South Austin 52617]

2 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:

This country is so weird and fucked up that she will probably sell a lot of books.

I'm sure a right-wing PAC or two will gobble up plenty copies.  Grifters gotta grift.

[Beau Vine 54433]

3 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:

This country is so weird and fucked up that she will probably sell a lot of books.

You know Ted's office will buy a bunch of them.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

Will this book be required reading to sit for the GED exam?

[TwiceHorn 31538]

2 hours ago, DixonHur said:

I assumed it would be a pop-up book

Scratch n sniff?

[bolverk 29727]

48 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Scratch n sniff?

No, thank you.

[RDCanecutter 26474]

On 7/5/2022 at 10:13 AM, Voldemort86 said:

I highly doubt this dumb cunt could even find Denmark on a map. We all know Sarah Palim couldn’t.

Well not unless you tell her what the first letter of Denmark is.

[RDCanecutter 26474]

On 7/5/2022 at 11:39 PM, RPM said:

 

Over/Under on the yokel staff and patrons having a Goin Outta Business party, and shooting the shit out of everything?

[Longhorn_Fan68 33900]

20 hours ago, DixonHur said:

I assumed it would be a pop-up book

the page featuring her husband is quite eye-opening. like watching one of those porns where the put they camera up the vajayjay and you just see dick coming at you constantly. something like that

16 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Over/Under on the yokel staff and patrons having a Goin Outta Business party, and shooting the shit out of everything?

preferably each other, Jonestown style, but with guns

[Biff Tannen 45742]

2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

like watching one of those porns where the put they camera up the vajayjay and you just see dick coming at you constantly. something like that

[DigglerontheHoof 21251]

Happily, I've never seen that genre of porn.  Yikes. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33900]

1 minute ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Happily, I've never seen that genre of porn.  Yikes. 

It wasn't on purpose, let's be clear about that. But once you start watching it's more fascinating than anything. 

[atomheartbevo 89808]

You fucking own this Republicans.  This woman represents your party. Your leadership refuses to call her out on her dumb bullshit.  Republican and “conservative” TV networks and personalities frequently have her on their shows.

 

[atomheartbevo 89808]

[jimmyjazz 46153]

[Beau Vine 54433]

 

[mchookem 16386]

what a super stupid twat she is