Lauren Boobert - Tits and a Gun

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20405]

I guess it's only tyranny when the TV cameras are on.

 

 

[A-Tex Devil 2451]

2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I guess it's only tyranny when the TV cameras are on.

 

 

I am stunned that wasn’t followed by a Karen rant given the look she’s shooting across the aisle.  

[Pato del Muerto 52520]

Some comments seem to indicate that this was an older photo from when masking was required on flights. 

[Red Five 40862]

44 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

I am stunned that wasn’t followed by a Karen rant given the look she’s shooting across the aisle.  

[Macanudo 12989]

Is that mask made out of leather?  Because that would be really on point for her.

[NWBuck 8571]

12 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Is that mask made out of leather?  Because that would be really on point for her.

Covers a ball gag pretty well either way 

[Queen Bitch 1692]

No way that's recent

[High Plains Drifter 11050]

 

 

[Neonmoon 38129]

Stop posting parody tweets in the serious threads. 

[Biff Tannen 45691]

6 hours ago, Queen Bitch said:

No way that's recent

 

14 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Stop posting parody tweets in the serious threads. 

This

[Bullneck 19167]

14 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Stop posting parody tweets in the serious threads. 

Posted by "Backrub."  That's literally the only way I would suspect it was parody.  Otherwise it's 100% believable. 

[High Plains Drifter 11050]

 

Oh, this is a serious thread. I should have realized because of all the serious discussion going on here. My mistake.

 

 

[tchookem 3900]

NM

[Biff Tannen 45691]

21 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Oh, this is a serious thread. I should have realized because of all the serious discussion going on here. My mistake.

 

 

Thread title didn't tit you off?

[formermav43 4606]

On 2/6/2023 at 8:34 PM, Bullneck said:

Posted by "Backrub."  That's literally the only way I would suspect it was parody.  Otherwise it's 100% believable. 

I thought the fact it says “parody” twice was a bit of a tell too.

[Smax 3800]

[Sawbonz 27576]

1 minute ago, formermav43 said:

I thought the fact it says “parody” twice was a bit of a tell too.

He likes parody?

[formermav43 4606]

9 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

He likes parody?

[The Dog 44060]

chaser from some fool:

 

[tx 3 putt 77031]

 

[jimmyjazz 45973]

Yikes.  It's always a sign of high intellect when a person fails to do the most rudimentary fact-checking prior to making a statement that will be seen by a decent fraction of the public.

[CTC2 2797]

When you have time

 

 

[Satchel 6938]

Are they going to hold gripe sessions like this for the next two years?

[atomheartbevo 89724]

7 hours ago, The Dog said:

chaser from some fool:

I see that he has never crossed paths with a youth football coaching legend.

 

[mchookem 16336]

i mean it's more than a little funny they are having these temper tantrum hearings about Twitter while it is actively being destroyed from the inside out by their 'savior' of free speech 😄

24 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Are they going to hold gripe sessions like this for the next two years?

 

[tx ind 7013]

10 hours ago, Satchel said:

Are they going to hold gripe sessions like this for the next two years?

Yes, this is infinitely more important than doing other things such as governing.

[High Plains Drifter 11050]

10 hours ago, Satchel said:

Are they going to hold gripe sessions like this for the next two years?

 

The party of grievances will air their grievances, by god. Its what they were elected to do.

 

 

[Red Five 40862]

I anxiously await the Mr. Potato Head and M&Ms hearings. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21202]

The only problem w/ Three Year Letterman's schtick/satire, is that it sounds exactly like what real magas would post.  You can't even satire those fuckers, b/c they're ridiculously stupid. 

[Macanudo 12989]

The Republicans will be celebrating Festivus until after the next election.

[Biff Tannen 45691]

12 hours ago, Satchel said:

Are they going to hold gripe sessions like this for the next two years?

I mean, did you expect them to actually govern?

[C-Man 27230]

12 hours ago, CTC2 said:

When you have time

 

 

So much stupid packed into 5 minutes

[Beau Vine 54250]

 

[Red Five 40862]

holy shit

[DigglerontheHoof 21202]

13 hours ago, CTC2 said:

When you have time

 

 

[South Austin 52519]

30 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Goddamn that woman.

[4th&Five 41558]

[Bullneck 19167]

Fact check: False claim Rep. Lauren Boebert said Chinese balloon's altitude of 60,000 feet was a mile

Story by BrieAnna J. Frank, USA TODAY

[Bullneck 19167]

On 2/9/2023 at 12:07 PM, Beau Vine said:

 

Wondering why she didn't invite Kyle Rittenhouse as her guest.

[YGIFS 19452]

20 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Fact check: False claim Rep. Lauren Boebert said Chinese balloon's altitude of 60,000 feet was a mile

Story by BrieAnna J. Frank, USA TODAY

Isn't she from the Mile High?  Growing up with the oxygen supply of a 60,000 foot surface would certainly explain the lack of development in her cerebral cortex. 

[atomheartbevo 89724]

On 2/9/2023 at 8:33 AM, tx ind said:

Yes, this is infinitely more important than doing other things such as governing.

On 2/9/2023 at 9:31 AM, High Plains Drifter said:

The party of grievances will air their grievances, by god. Its what they were elected to do.

On 2/9/2023 at 9:33 AM, Red Five said:

I anxiously await the Mr. Potato Head and M&Ms hearings. 

If this is what the GOP House looks like, that's good for the Dems next year.  GOP ain't going to get shit done, because Hunter's laptop and purple M&Ms.

[atomheartbevo 89724]

On 2/9/2023 at 9:35 AM, DigglerontheHoof said:

The only problem w/ Three Year Letterman's schtick/satire, is that it sounds exactly like what real magas would post.  You can't even satire those fuckers, b/c they're ridiculously stupid. 

He's an attorney, so he'd fit right in with Surly.

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

She’s on my flight from D/FW to Grand Junction.

Tiny little spinner. I might hit on her if she’s in first.

[DigglerontheHoof 21202]

11 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

She’s on my flight from D/FW to Grand Junction.

Tiny little spinner. I might hit on her if she’s in first.

If you don't call her a stupid cunt, don't come back here. 

[Red Five 40862]

"Ms. Boobert, we have to get you out of here immediately. He's from that place we told you about." 

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

Cancelled while boarding. 😢

She is TINY.

Edited February 22, 2023 by DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt

[DigglerontheHoof 21202]

3 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Cancelled while boarding. 😢

She is TINY.

How are you able to fly SWA out of DFW?

[Red Five 40862]

44 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Cancelled while boarding. 😢

She is TINY.

Google tells me 5'4", 132 lbs. I'm guessing that's not accurate. 

[YGIFS 19452]

that's probably right.  She does seem pretty muscular, but I'd bet she's a hint smaller as you say.  5'2", 125# or so.  

I know muscle weighs more than fat. 

But I also think Cunt weights more than Muscle.  

[Sbbruin 21859]

2 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

She’s on my flight from D/FW to Grand Junction.

Tiny little spinner. I might hit on her if she’s in first.

Pics are not showing.  Creeper skills: F-