Lauren Boobert - Tits and a Gun

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

18 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Google tells me 5'4", 132 lbs. I'm guessing that's not accurate. 

5’2” tops.

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

32 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Pics are not showing.  Creeper skills: F-

I ain’t yer Bert.

[Pescado_Rojo 19416]

6 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

I ain’t yer Bert.

"Congresswoman, I'm a huge fan! Could we take a selfie! MAGA!...WHOOP!" 

[C-Man 27218]

2 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Cancelled while boarding. 😢

She is TINY.

Yes, her brain is tiny. Like fucking teeny-tiny, tiny.

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

36 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

"Congresswoman, I'm a huge fan! Could we take a selfie! MAGA!...WHOOP!" 

I’ve only ever approached one celeb. Kerri Strug. I was on acid and cried a little bit while uttering something along the lines of “I just want to thank you for what you did for our country.”

I hung up my cleats after that.

[Red Five 40854]

She was also a little spinner. I'm sensing a theme. 

[smuggs 9353]

2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

that's probably right.  She does seem pretty muscular, but I'd bet she's a hint smaller as you say.  5'2", 125# or so.  

I know muscle weighs more than fat. 

But I also think Cunt weights more than Muscle.  

Don't forget the bags of silicone.

[YGIFS 19450]

5 minutes ago, smuggs said:

Don't forget the bags of silicone.

Are they as dense as her shitbrain?

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2 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Are they as dense as her shitbrain?

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

“Wanna split a rental?”

[fattyflattie 4639]

3 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

I’ve only ever approached one celeb. Kerri Strug. I was on acid and cried a little bit while uttering something along the lines of “I just want to thank you for what you did for our country.”

I hung up my cleats after that.

Worth it. 

[YGIFS 19450]

Meeting Kerri Strug on acid and not shouting "You can do it!" but instead thanking her is the most patriotic thing I have ever read; and my grandfather sunk a U-boat. 

[jimmyjazz 45903]

5 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Meeting Kerri Strug on acid and not shouting "You can do it!" but instead thanking her is the most patriotic thing I have ever read; and my grandfather sunk a U-boat. 

Accidentally shooting a hole in the hull doesn't count.

[YGIFS 19450]

"Now understand Commander, you heard the torpedo hit the hull of that ship."  And Grandpa Lobo...was never here.  

[Pescado_Rojo 19416]

27 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Meeting Kerri Strug on acid and not shouting "You can do it!" but instead thanking her is the most patriotic thing I have ever read; and my grandfather sunk a U-boat. 

Worst mechanic in the Kriegsmarine.

[Bullneck 19079]

4 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

I’ve only ever approached one celeb. Kerri Strug. I was on acid and cried a little bit while uttering something along the lines of “I just want to thank you for what you did for our country.”

I hung up my cleats after that.

 

[Sbbruin 21847]

6 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

I’ve only ever approached one celeb. Kerri Strug. I was on acid and cried a little bit while uttering something along the lines of “I just want to thank you for what you did for our country.”

I hung up my cleats after that.

I sat directly across the aisle from Dave Grohl and could only muster a “hey” and a head nod.  He left his plane ticket stub with his name on it behind on his seat so I grabbed it.  And have since lost it.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33869]

3 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

I sat directly across the aisle from Dave Grohl and could only muster a “hey” and a head nod.  He left his plane ticket stub with his name on it behind on his seat so I grabbed it.  And have since lost it.

nah, one of your kids probably put it on ebay

[Beau Vine 54214]

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33869]

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

I didn't click the link, but that screen grab reminded me of something....

[strangulation! 1716]

14 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

if she's a late 80s soundgarden fan she moves up a few notches

[Longhorn_Fan68 33869]

39 minutes ago, strangulation! said:

if she's a late 80s soundgarden fan she moves up a few notches

I mean, she was a toddler in the late 80's, so I doubt it.

[Francisco 2.0 32389]

 

 

[Matuka 1310]

2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

OK Lauren, why don’t you introduce a bill withdrawing all foreign aid to Israel, see how that goes.

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14 minutes ago, Matuka said:

OK Lauren, why don’t you introduce a bill withdrawing all foreign aid to Israel, see how that goes.

[Biff Tannen 45677]

24 minutes ago, Matuka said:

OK Lauren, why don’t you introduce a bill withdrawing all foreign aid to Israel, see how that goes.

Man. Isolationism hasn’t made sense really ever and now that we are the ultimate world power and connected globally, it makes even less sense. So of course the dumbest among us are all for it. 

[Bullneck 19079]

20 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Nice job on that preposition.  

17 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Man. Isolationism hasn’t made sense really ever and now that we are the ultimate world power and connected globally, it makes even less sense. So of course the dumbest among us are all for it. 

Dude, the continental US is a giant island, surrounded by nothing but water as far as the eye can see.  There's no where else to send money.

 

Edited March 2, 2023 by Bullneck

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Hmmmm 

 

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😂😂😂😂😂

[Bullneck 19079]

On 3/4/2023 at 3:38 PM, tx 3 putt said:

Hmmmm 

 

Wow, that's weird.  I thought Boobert would be 100% behind June Cleaver.  I guess she didn't understand her instructions from the Koch Foundation when they told her to speak out against Social Security and attack the government, just so long as it didn't affect their culture war.

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The dumbest fucking people are the talking heads for the GOP.  This is the GOP of 2023.

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The dumbest people alive ….

 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13511]

On 3/1/2023 at 6:15 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Some people don’t understand that international spending is one of the main drivers of American influence around the globe. And not just diplomatic influence but economic. Americas most important weapon is that we are the worlds currency. We can literally print money out of thin air and buy shit with it.

When we are giving military assistance to Ukraine, most of the money is going to the US based defense industry who are paying OT to American workers and rewarding their stockholders. 

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19 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Some people don’t understand that international spending is one of the main drivers of American influence around the globe. And not just diplomatic influence but economic. Americas most important weapon is that we are the worlds currency. We can literally print money out of thin air and buy shit with it.

When we are giving military assistance to Ukraine, most of the money is going to the US based defense industry who are paying OT to American workers and rewarding their stockholders. 

Most people do not understand this.  Most American voters are woefully uneducated on how things ACTUALLY work.  It is mind blowing how stupid the average American is.  

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

This is easy. Accuse her of wanting to defund the military. She just said it. 
 

do the same thing Rs like her did in twisting the defund the police stuff. 

[YGIFS 19450]

1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Some people don’t understand that international spending is one of the main drivers of American influence around the globe. And not just diplomatic influence but economic. Americas most important weapon is that we are the worlds currency. We can literally print money out of thin air and buy shit with it.

When we are giving military assistance to Ukraine, most of the money is going to the US based defense industry who are paying OT to American workers and rewarding their stockholders. 

What makes this is even more puzzling is that the USGLC (as bi-partisan as it gets when it comes to international influence abroad) polls Americans regularly on what percentage of our federal budget goes to foreign aid.  As expected, Republican voters answer around 5-10%.  Regardless of administration, the number is closer to 1% (though there may be a slight uptick with Ukraine this year).  As pointed out above, she also fails to understand that our tax dollars fund personnel at hundreds of overseas military installations and State Dept. assets.  Those venues are massive economic drivers for the foreign communities in which they are located.  But fuck, she doesn't even understand Alaska and Hawaii, so I doubt she understands Guam or Italy.

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Photoshop her head, please 

[TexArcher 37774]

On 3/4/2023 at 2:38 PM, tx 3 putt said:

Hmmmm 

 

SS is not going bankrupt, for fuck's sake.

And did someone from the left actually suggest that stay-at-home moms should get SS without paying into the system?  This is another absurd straw man, right?

Sidebar: I suspect she's just pissed that people who suck dicks for a living aren't eligible for SS.

 

Edited March 6, 2023 by TexArcher

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3 hours ago, TexArcher said:

And did someone from the left actually suggest that stay-at-home moms should get SS without paying into the system?  This is another absurd straw man, right?

Boebert is next going to go on a tear about why younger people like her aren't allowed Social Security until they are old.

[miguelito 11262]

11 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

GED

 

[YGIFS 19450]

1 minute ago, miguelito said:

GED

 

don't forget her congressional health insurance plan, funded by taxpayers, going to fund her treatments for STD, UTI, and her multiple D&C

[Pescado_Rojo 19416]

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

don't forget her congressional health insurance plan, funded by taxpayers, going to fund her treatments for STD, UTI, and her multiple D&C

Was McCarthy the father?

[TexArcher 37774]

13 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

1 hour ago, miguelito said:

GED

 

 

HSV

 

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14 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

GFE

BBBJ

CIM

NQNS

 

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

For the life of me I can’t think of what ESG stands for. 
 

Point being, she’s tired of hearing about something that I don’t ever even hear about, at least by that acronym. 

Edited March 7, 2023 by Pato del Muerto

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31 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

For the life of me I can’t think of what ESG stands for. 
 

Point being, she’s tired of hearing about something that I don’t ever want Ben hear about, at least by that acronym. 

She's apparently angry that the military has women and minorities and gays.

And she's apparently angry that 30 year-old housewives are collecting their Social Security benefits that they didn't pay for.

[mchookem 16328]

i flew home from Nashville last month and had a female pilot. i realized that was literally the first female commercial pilot i'd ever had (that i know of, obviously), which was cool. this was a couple weeks before the all female Superbowl flyover, also very cool.

mulling it over later it occurred to me that the former was likely a direct result of the latter, with the initial wave of females allowed to 'get jets' reaching commercial pilot age/retirement whatever, ykwim. those GenX girls that broke thru in the airforce and navy are flying United nowadays. very, very cool.

 

TL/DR: fuck Boebert, she's an embarrassment to everything.

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

She's apparently angry that the military has women and minorities and gays.

Can't wait until she sees the new Army ad.  Or until Ted Cruz sees it for that matter.