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2 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Where would y'all set the over/under on the number of times she's hiked up her bejeweled denim skirt, squatted on the side of the road, and splatter-pissed her ankles with an audience during a night of debauchery?

So now you want to make the thread about the fun things Lauren Boebert does?

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34 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

when the gop campaigns on the govt being ineffective, this is what they mean:

 

She got what, 100% of her facts wrong?  

She really wants to be smart.  Like lawyer smart.  Lauren "Perry Mason" Boobert.

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1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

when the gop campaigns on the govt being ineffective, this is what they mean:

56 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

She hate her some education.

27 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

She got what, 100% of her facts wrong?  

She really wants to be smart.  Like lawyer smart.  Lauren "Perry Mason" Boobert.

Today's GOP: Dumb as fuck and unable to hire competent staff to do simple fact-checking.

I'm shocked she yielded so fast, but it looked like he was trying not to embarrass her and get her pissed off at him, since she was hell-bent on trying to prove that he was personally trying to decriminalize pissing in public.

She and a lot of other Republicans, in whatever hearings they are in, all seem to have the same idea - try and get some soundbites they can post on social media.  Fucking pathetic..

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3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Today's GOP: Dumb as fuck and unable to hire competent staff to do simple fact-checking.

I'm shocked she yielded so fast, but it looked like he was trying not to embarrass her and get her pissed off at him, since she was hell-bent on trying to prove that he was personally trying to decriminalize pissing in public.

She and a lot of other Republicans, in whatever hearings they are in, all seem to have the same idea - try and get some soundbites they can post on social media.  Fucking pathetic..

It's all about being tough on crime.

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4 hours ago, Bullneck said:

She got what, 100% of her facts wrong?  

She really wants to be smart.  Like lawyer smart.  Lauren "Perry Mason" Boobert.

Yeah, but she thinks it's Paul Masson and prefers the peach flavored brandy.

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I see that she is against urinating in public, but I feel certain I could vote for her if she could get a law passed to make public masturbation (a.k.a. jerking off, loping the mule, choking the chicken, ad infinitum) legal.  I am really getting tired of spending so much time in jail.  Seeing that she is so deeply dedicated to passing legislation as important as this is really encouraging.

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3 hours ago, AnTiM said:

I see that she is against urinating in public, but I feel certain I could vote for her if she could get a law passed to make public masturbation (a.k.a. jerking off, loping the mule, choking the chicken, ad infinitum) legal. 

I heard that it's legal if you're in a bowling alley.

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So for millions of years, humans pissed in public with impunity. And now OnlyFans Boebert comes up with this bullshit. You just have to know that somewhere there exists a video of her pissing that someone paid for. Every accusation is a confession.

My last phone conversation with El Diablo before he died was about how he was having a new fence installed at his house, and how pissing in your back yard is a satisfying rite of home ownership.

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Headline this morning says her teenage son has impregnated his girlfriend.  The big news is that she is quoted as saying "I don't want to nitpick the Bible".  That's rich, considering that nitpicking every other little damn thing is what she excels at.  Wake up and smell the coffee, you stupid twit.

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19 hours ago, BearSchlong said:

My last phone conversation with El Diablo before he died was about how he was having a new fence installed at his house, and how pissing in your back yard is a satisfying rite of home ownership.

I would have told you two that I pissed in the backyards I rented, too. 

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Granted, I don’t pay much attention to these lunatics, but I read yesterday that Boebert’s husband was arrested years ago for exposing himself to teenage girls with one of the girls being Boebert herself.

I’ll go ahead and post this for myself.

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Not just arrested, convicted.
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If she can survive being outed as a literal prostitute, I think she can survive googling some deviant porn stuff.

Actually, I'm pretty sure Anonymous could post a video of Putin fucking her while she reads Top Secret documents out loud and 40% of the country would still only care what's on Hunter Biden's laptop.

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I just love it when GED Barbie learns a new "fact" but gets that fact wrong.  You can tell when the talking points come out -- she's so proud of herself, even though she's just parroting misinformation.

Crazy pill time, Lauren:  the United States is a republic AND a democracy.

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I just love it when GED Barbie learns a new "fact" but gets that fact wrong.  You can tell when the talking points come out -- she's so proud of herself, even though she's just parroting misinformation.

Crazy pill time, Lauren:  the United States is a republic AND a democracy.


show some respect, she failed the GeD twice 

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Great article on where and why this dumb talking point originated. It started in 30s from conservatives against joining WW2, revived in 1964 by republican racists against Civil Rights, and continuously brought up to attack majority rule because White Republicans are shrinking to the minority as they‘ve only won 1 popular vote in 3 decades 

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Colorado GOP Rep. Lauren Boebert issued a press release expressing her approval of a $5.1 million grant for Pueblo Community Health Center, but she voted against the bill's funding along with most other congressional Republicans, the Pueblo Chieftain reported.


https://www.rawstory.com/lauren-boebert-praises-grant-for-community-health-center-after-voting-against-its-funding/

 

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