Lauren Boobert - Tits and a Gun

[Underdog 28761]

The Elise Stefanik playbook. 

[Pato del Muerto 52547]

Lol the Pueblo paper is behind a paywall. Pueblo.  I wanted to read some comments for entertainment purposes. 

[speed817 19408]

[Pato del Muerto 52547]

1 minute ago, speed817 said:

Really bright. Since cordless hole punchers aren’t protected by the 2nd amendment, let’s ban those that are gas cycled or contain combustibles as unsafe. 

[Red Five 40877]

Ha ha ha ha ha it's funny because people are dying.

[Da Fino 2783]

Aren't all hole punchers cordless? 

Edited May 3, 2023 by Da Fino

[Stilicho 1397]

25 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

Aren't all hole punchers cordless? 

[Beau Vine 54337]

1 hour ago, Da Fino said:

Aren't all hole punchers cordless? 

No, we have an electric hole punch in our department office.

Honestly, it's pretty cool.  

And looking back, I probably spent too much time playing with it when we first got it.

 

 

[NWBuck 8577]

11 hours ago, speed817 said:

Ironically, she's a cordless hoe and I'd like to punch her. 

[YGIFS 19452]

I’ll volunteer to punch her cordhole less

Edited May 4, 2023 by YGIFS

[Post Oak 20254]

18 hours ago, speed817 said:

These people are so very strange.

[YGIFS 19452]

It's not strange at all.  Everybody walks around with two pairs of sunglasses without wearing either pair.  Totally normal thing to do.  

[Pato del Muerto 52547]

5 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

It's not strange at all.  Everybody walks around with two pairs of sunglasses without wearing either pair.  Totally normal thing to do.  

And billfold in the chest pocket so all of the legion of pickpockets he wants to shoot can’t rob him.  

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

I believe that the chest pocket may have a third pair of glasses. They come in threes like celebrity deaths or Bannon’s popped collars.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13586]

When parents can only id their kids by the shoes on their feet,paper shredder is the more apt analogy. HAW HAW HAW! Totally owned you, libtard!

[atomheartbevo 89770]

38 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

These people are so very strange.

28 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

It's not strange at all.  Everybody walks around with two pairs of sunglasses without wearing either pair.  Totally normal thing to do.  

I like that he probably thinks he's all about freedumb by supporting Boebert, but meanwhile he's wearing a John Deere hat.  It's a really nice touch by the simulatino.

[Red Five 40877]

4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I like that he probably thinks he's all about freedumb by supporting Boebert, but meanwhile he's wearing a John Deere hat.  It's a really nice touch by the simulatino.

And just what is a simu-latino??? 

[atomheartbevo 89770]

Just now, Red Five said:

And just what is a simu-latino??? 

It's a misspelling that happened because I turned off auto-correct that was fucking with me while typing up a bunch of stuff elsewhere...but now....it has to be something...maybe a new kind of Real Doll......

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

10 minutes ago, Red Five said:

And just what is a simu-latino??? 

M3GAN con cumbia, I reckon.

[Born to Run 6569]

It's not strange at all.  Everybody walks around with two pairs of sunglasses without wearing either pair.  Totally normal thing to do.  

Sir, those are tactical reading glasses.

[YGIFS 19452]

We laugh but my SiL, an optometrist, gets approached by vendors every so often.  They want to sell shooting glasses for seniors through her optical.  Her doctoral thinking is if you can’t even see to drive, maybe shooting semi automatics isn’t the best choice for you.  Meanwhile, she’s got an ENT referring her business for octogenarians that fucking hear or see anymore because they spend three hours a day blasting at the range.  These people don’t know where their grandchildren live but they know where the unsecured ammo is in the closet.  
 

anyway, I saw an el Camino the other day with an “Oakley: Thermonuclear Protection” sticker on the back window.  Dude driving it was probably 65.  Boss as fuck.  I’d party and shoot guns with that dude.  

[Gatorubet 30277]

3 hours ago, Red Five said:

And just what is a simu-latino??? 

Cereza2000?

[NAVY 6747]

Solid rant 

 

[jimmyjazz 46006]

Well put:

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

Amos Moses springs to mind.

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33881]

lol, god she's dumb. would love to see her make a quick getaway in those heels. dipshit

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

She's used to wearing shoes with a huge heel, problem is there's no pole she can swing to safety on 

 

[Macanudo 13004]

22 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Amos Moses springs to mind.

 

Is that more lipstick on her ass?

[Red Five 40877]

still would

[Bozo_Casanova 26519]

22 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Amos Moses springs to mind.

 

L-R: Doc Milsap, wife Hannah.
Not Pictured: Sheriff

Edited May 8, 2023 by Bozo_Casanova

[Beau Vine 54337]

This is an all-timer:

 

[Satchel 6939]

6 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

This is an all-timer:

 

Granny Lauren is a hoot without trying to be.

[speed817 19408]

12 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

This is an all-timer:

 

She thought she was so clever with that rhyme 🤣🤣🤣

[tx ind 7013]

On 5/8/2023 at 1:50 PM, Red Five said:

still would

[elfenix 34331]

40 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

This is an all-timer:

 

is that why her restaurant is closed?

[atomheartbevo 89770]

Amazing how dumb this country has become.

[YGIFS 19452]

You can tell by her cadence, she rehearsed the shit outta that little opener with TEDtalk voice coaches.  Although the content was garbage, her delivery and confidence was actually pretty good for being such a fucking moronic cunt. 

But Lauren, I don't know who writes up your stuff---but Nike and Disney have been marketing specifically to females and minorities for decades.  And I think they might be doing okay financially as a result.  Did A-B take a temporary hit for the LGBTQ+ cans?  Looks like a little bit.  Will 6 continents of drunken buffoons continue to buy InBev beers for decades to come?  I'm guessing so.  They were all here before you born and they'll all three be here long after you're gone.  Alcohol, Sports, Entertainment, and now Inclusiveness will long outlast stupidity and hatred.  

[Serak The Preparer 3431]

On 5/4/2023 at 6:29 AM, Red Five said:

And just what is a simu-latino??? 

I thought that was George Santos' official title.

[mdmost 43014]

So this qunt wants to rescind the no-fly zone around Disney World and Disneyland. The no-fly zone that was put in after 9/11. It obviously has no chance of making it out of the House, into the Senate, or past Biden's veto. 

[Steamboat1874 4075]

On 5/7/2023 at 3:10 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

Amos Moses springs to mind.

 

God daminit those gators only had one job and they fucking blew it.

[jimmyjazz 46006]

4 hours ago, YGIFS said:

but Nike and Disney have been marketing specifically to females and minorities for decades. 

I've been to Disneyworld a few times, and during one trip in the mid-90s it ended up being "Gay Days" at the park.  Honestly, it was a good time to go, because there were a lot fewer kids and everyone was generally in a good mood (and fabulously dressed).

[Blotto 23560]

On 5/3/2023 at 3:40 PM, Da Fino said:

Aren't all hole punchers cordless? 

This one appears to be. Wonder if we can get him out to Colorado? 

[Satchel 6939]

Extremist Rep. [Granny] Lauren Boebert’s (R-Colo.) co-sponsoring of a bill to lionize the AR-15 rifle as America’s “national gun” was the subject of a scathing letter to The Denver Post this week.

“Is this a cruel joke?” asked Boebert constituent Andy Wiessner, who noted the firearm’s use in many mass shootings.

The letter denounced the rifle as a “weapon of war” that uses bullets “designed to tear human flesh to pieces by ‘yawing,’ tumbling or fragmenting in the body, thereby causing maximum internal bleeding and tissue damage.”

Stop voting for Republicans.

[jimmyjazz 46006]

I bet that dude doesn't know his ballistics at all.

[royiv 9333]

33 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I bet that dude doesn't know his ballistics at all.

Or what AR stands for.

[Gatorubet 30277]

12 hours ago, royiv said:

Or what AR stands for.

and yet none of that shit has anything to do with the merits of gun control in a crazy country that doesn’t need the current gun laws

[Goredho 17413]

On 5/8/2023 at 12:50 PM, Red Five said:

still would

She’d have you begging for a return to family values in about 4.3 seconds.

[Bozo_Casanova 26519]

On 5/10/2023 at 6:57 PM, Beau Vine said:

This is an all-timer:

 

I don’t mean to take something she says seriously, but it she saying that employees, customers and the actual owners of the business shouldn’t be able to determine the way their company does business within the law? That’s literally an attack on capitalism. 

[Neonmoon 38130]

4 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I don’t mean to take something she says seriously, but it she saying that employees, customers and the actual owners of the business shouldn’t be able to determine the way their company does business within the law? That’s literally an attack on capitalism. 

She’s too stupid to understand that 

[YGIFS 19452]

You could just tell her it's corporate socialism, then woke capitalism, and finally ESG/DEI-based commerce.  Just let her get through all the machinations of stupidity fast.  Rip the band-aid off.  It's all related to drag shows anyway.  They need to hurry up and get to the next thing before late-summer debates begin.  We're racing to the bottom, may as well hurry up about it.