Lauren Boobert - Tits and a Gun

[TwiceHorn 31450]

On 5/13/2023 at 7:52 AM, Bozo_Casanova said:

I don’t mean to take something she says seriously, but it she saying that employees, customers and the actual owners of the business shouldn’t be able to determine the way their company does business within the law? That’s literally an attack on capitalism. 

Not to mention that corporate law has always been a creature of state law.  And this would be big federal government overreach.

Bigtime, bro.

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

Is it considered drag if a male Disney employee dons the Minnie Mouse costume?

[Macanudo 12976]

4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Is it considered drag if a male Disney employee dons the Minnie Mouse costume?

Only with the ass-less chaps, Right @Brisketexan?

[Brisketexan 105095]

1 minute ago, Macanudo said:

Only with the ass-less chaps, Right @Brisketexan?

What I do in private is MY business....as well as the business of all of my subscribers who pay $15 a month for my premium content.  So, back off!

[YGIFS 19450]

See?  What this all suggests is that there's such a thing as assed-chaps.  Aren't chaps, by definition, sans ass?  Otherwise, we'd just call 'em pants...no?  

Or like Jayson Boebert pants.  Which have the male crotch area cut out, so as to more easily expose one's dick through one's pants at a kid's bowling alley.  

[The Dog 44020]

 

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

Guessing that O&G consultation contract might get terminated for jayce. 
 

score another one for team family values/marriage is a lifelong commitment to god. 

Edited May 16, 2023 by Pato del Muerto

[YGIFS 19450]

say what you want about Lauren,  but being the youngest grandmother in Congress, who also has a sex offender husband, now going through a divorce after becoming a grandmother, and just moments after finally graduating high school and pending House federal campaign finance violations after bankrupting a business and illegally funneling election donations.  I mean, that's a lifetime of shit for most 72 year old career criminals and this shithead packed it all in over 36 years, most of it in the last 4.  You gotta wake up pretty early to fool and/or sodomize Lauren Boebert . 

[Chewbacca 7773]

17 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

I have heard several stories about what an asshole he is.  Too bad about that consulting gig.  Back to working on the oil rig, Jayson...

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

Next stop:, MILF Manor with Tyler.

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[DigglerontheHoof 21186]

Lock up your underaged daughters, the tattooed dick pedo is becoming unhinged. 

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11 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Is it considered drag if a male Disney employee dons the Minnie Mouse costume?

I got my picture made with the MIckster at a character breakfast-they let me put my hand on his shoulder.  Bra Strap.

[BamaATL 16593]

So I'm guessing she heard Rudy needs a new PR gal?

[Voldemort86 2259]

I bet Matt Gaetz has been tapping it. Now she’s filing for divorce. They always walk around on Capitol Hill together. Smells like a work affair.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

She is too old for Gaetz. 

[Chewbacca 7773]

Just now, Grade of D as in David said:

She is too old for Gaetz. 

And she's a grandma.  Eww.

[Js1 85311]

@Steel Shank, time to lay some pipe. You know she wants it and needs it. 

[Beau Vine 54211]

17 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

I bet Matt Gaetz has been tapping it. Now she’s filing for divorce. They always walk around on Capitol Hill together. Smells like a work affair.

Nah, she's been fucking McCarthy.

[tx ind 7012]

I thought she was banging Cruz? 

[YGIFS 19450]

7 minutes ago, tx ind said:

I thought she was banging Cruz? 

ted or heidi?  

[Underdog 28611]

Heidi’s cock is bigger…. Don’t ask me how I know, I just do.

[Beau Vine 54211]

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Heidi’s cock is bigger…. Don’t ask me how I know, I just do.

Many people are saying that Ted Cruz has a micropenis, the smallest of the small.

If you DEW YOU'RE REASERCH, you'll find that Ted Cruz has never publicly denied having a micropenis.  Which is interesting.  

[Satchel 6938]

4 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

I have heard several stories about what an asshole he is.  Too bad about that consulting gig.  Back to working on the oil rig, Jayson...

Can you imagine all of the dirty little secrets he’s going to let fly about Granny?

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9 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Can you imagine all of the dirty little secrets he’s going to let fly about Granny?

Yeah.  Letting the dogs loose on the process server is the chef's kiss.  Dude is fucking unhinged that she served him.

And he's got to really be pissed, because this means she used him as long as she needed to and then disposed of him in a hilarious way.

[Disco Strangler 1866]

Who will win custody of the AR-15’s?    

Spoiler

 

 

[Satchel 6938]

Can you imagine Granny outgrowing anybody? I really think she and Margorie are going to form the ‘ho caucus and go hoin’. That’s what I think.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

12 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Can you imagine Granny outgrowing anybody? I really think she and Margorie are going to form the ‘ho caucus and go hoin’. That’s what I think.

[Bullneck 19079]

5 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

Yeah, it's the process server's fault, so attack them.

Crazy how bulletproof she thinks she is.  

[Bullneck 19079]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Many people are saying that Ted Cruz has a micropenis, the smallest of the small.

If you DEW YOU'RE REASERCH, you'll find that Ted Cruz has never publicly denied having a micropenis.  Which is interesting.  

Wow, Cruz has a micropenis?  Like Trump?  

[Horn Dog 9818]

6 hours ago, YGIFS said:

You gotta wake up pretty early to fool and/or sodomize Lauren Boebert . 

Theoretically speaking, how early are we talking??

[Born to Run 6569]

I got my picture made with the MIckster at a character breakfast-they let me put my hand on his shoulder.  Bra Strap.

Whoa whoah! Are you saying Mickey Mouse himself has gone woke!?!?

[Bullneck 19079]

55 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Theoretically speaking, how early are we talking??

Username checks out

[Underdog 28611]

7 hours ago, Satchel said:

Can you imagine Granny outgrowing anybody? I really think she and Margorie are going to form the ‘ho caucus and go hoin’. That’s what I think.

Ho’s R Us

 

[YGIFS 19450]

This broad's gone down on everything but the Trump Deficit.  

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

8 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

Theoretically speaking, how early are we talking??

Bout 0350.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13510]

Democrats can definitely have their own personal issues as well, but it’s unreal how so many family value Republicans look up to political heroes, who are nothing but uneducated, amoral buffoons.

 

edit: while I can disagree with republican priorities, I can at least acknowledge the motivation of some republicans on some of the issues. I disagree with their motivation but I can understand why they believe what they do. Which is the only way to either change someone’s mind or find middle ground.  But many of the top GOP faces now are just pure grifters. Either for power and/or personal gain.

Edited May 17, 2023 by Nice Guy Eddie

[Beau Vine 54211]

 

[mchookem 16327]

my god she is dumb

[jimmyjazz 45899]

Oh, wow.  That's priceless.

[Red Five 40852]

"The days on the bottom happened before the days on the top."

[YGIFS 19450]

You fucking misogynist pricks.  This is the Surge to whom she was referring but because he's foreign, you don't fucking get it.  She knows and you're assholes!  

Serge! 

 

[TexasEd 8066]

Screencap for posterity

[jimmyjazz 45899]

I used some advanced data analysis techniques to plot the surge:

[Macanudo 12976]

Guys, let's be nice.  The only kind of spreadsheet Lauren nows about is how she gets the bed ready for sexy time with Ted Cruz.

[YGIFS 19450]

Judges would have also accepted “spreadsheet is what Lauren calls positioning her ass cheeks for pooper sex”

[Hornius Emeritus 12457]

The Colorado GED program doesn't seem to be sending out its best.

[YGIFS 19450]

Laugh it up but you know in real life, there’s a processing clerk who beats herself up Boebert and thinks, “I could have just send her back a ‘Fail’ letter and Colorado and America would be better off since they wouldn’t elect somebody without at least a high school diploma.  Why did I screw up so bad?”  
and somebody has to pat her on the back in the break room and say, “don’t be hard on yourself.  She was always going to elected by these people, no matter what.”

Don King, with all his immoral baggage, used to say “If America didn’t have Don King, you’d have to invent him.”  35% of America willed people like MTG, Trump, and Boebert into existence.  They’ve been craving them their whole lives.  They just didn’t know it yet.  

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23 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said: