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17 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

By and large, yes.  Not all of them, but most of them.  I'm talking about the community, not the vacationers.  I can't imagine the guy banging Boebert is gonna be popular with the locals.

Colorado is a very blue state these days, and that includes the resort areas.  The rural areas, not so much.  Grand County is a funny example.  East Grand (where Winter Park is) is quite blue.  The rest of the county is very red.  The result is an almost 50/50 split.

Also, John Denver wasn’t from Denver.

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Posted
3 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

It's like people have never heard of a hate fuck. 

I went to UT during the Mackovic era.  Hate fucking during road games was all I had to look forward to.

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I wish the media had let more time pass and her camp to put out more defensive statements and claims before dropping the actual video. 

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“She appreciates the Buell Theatre’s strict enforcement of their no photos policy and only wishes the Biden administration could uphold our border laws as thoroughly and vigorously,” he added.

 

Haha, I bet he just leaned back and smiled after he said that, thinking about all of the libs he just owned.

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

 

I wonder at what point in the night, her date was like:

Arrested Development Mistake GIF

idk, she grabbed his cork and put his hand on her tit.  

More like..

Winning Cures Everything in the SEC - College and Magnolia

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Wait....are we gonna start judging people for pawing the ample titties of skanky whores?  Not in MY America!  No sir!

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This is what it looks like when you take out an older stripper with a cocaine and alcohol problem that works the day shift at The Landing Strip.
She shows up in an inappropriate bodycon miniskirt and immediately starts doing shots. Spends a few minutes complaining about being asked to babysit her grandchild. She expresses displeasure about being a grandma because she already finished raising her 16 year old. She then finishes with how great a grandma she is and shows you a picture of the grandchild in a onesie with a Marlboro logo on it.
Eventually she excuses herself to bump some rails in the bathroom. Does some more shots and mentions how awesome cocaine feels and finally settles in with a glass of Deep Eddy lemon vodka because it's classy.
Once the event starts, shenanigans begin.

I doubt there’s ever been a more accurate post on this board.

Except the ones that say “OU sucks,” of course.
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This is what it looks like when you take out an older stripper with a cocaine and alcohol problem that works the day shift at The Landing Strip.
She shows up in an inappropriate bodycon miniskirt and immediately starts doing shots. Spends a few minutes complaining about being asked to babysit her grandchild. She expresses displeasure about being a grandma because she already finished raising her 16 year old. She then finishes with how great a grandma she is and shows you a picture of the grandchild in a onesie with a Marlboro logo on it.
Eventually she excuses herself to bump some rails in the bathroom. Does some more shots and mentions how awesome cocaine feels and finally settles in with a glass of Deep Eddy lemon vodka because it's classy.
Once the event starts, shenanigans begin.


Which can be a fun time and all fine and well as long as you know what you are getting into. Sex at the expense of minor embarrassment in public.

Imagine if you made said stripper a congresswoman within a political movement that is solely based on being an uncouth asshole to everyone that has less power than you. That's her whole ethos. Being a piece of shit and making a scene deliberately. That's not so fun. Evil shenanigans.
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1 hour ago, F250 said:

This is what it looks like when you take out an older stripper with a cocaine and alcohol problem that works the day shift at The Landing Strip.

She shows up in an inappropriate bodycon miniskirt and immediately starts doing shots. Spends a few minutes complaining about being asked to babysit her grandchild. She expresses displeasure about being a grandma because she already finished raising her 16 year old. She then finishes with how great a grandma she is and shows you a picture of the grandchild in a onesie with a Marlboro logo on it.

Eventually she excuses herself to bump some rails in the bathroom. Does some more shots and mentions how awesome cocaine feels and finally settles in with a glass of Deep Eddy lemon vodka because it's classy.

Once the event starts, shenanigans begin.

This is the kind of stuff an attorney would know 

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1 hour ago, F250 said:

This is what it looks like when you take out an older stripper with a cocaine and alcohol problem that works the day shift at The Landing Strip.

She shows up in an inappropriate bodycon miniskirt and immediately starts doing shots. Spends a few minutes complaining about being asked to babysit her grandchild. She expresses displeasure about being a grandma because she already finished raising her 16 year old. She then finishes with how great a grandma she is and shows you a picture of the grandchild in a onesie with a Marlboro logo on it.

Eventually she excuses herself to bump some rails in the bathroom. Does some more shots and mentions how awesome cocaine feels and finally settles in with a glass of Deep Eddy lemon vodka because it's classy.

Once the event starts, shenanigans begin.

Makes me wistful for being 23 with a fresh paycheck to waste.

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Would you just hate to be her school age children? I can’t imagine the grief they take. Eh, the more I think about it, they may not go to school.

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