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Jesus, where does she think she is? The Sun Bowl?

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2 hours ago, Underdog said:

What’s going on with that midriff? An alien about to pop out? 

It’s that stretched-out piss belly from popping out 4 kids before 25. Thing looks like the Spalding Pro-Grip that’s been sitting out in the weather in the corner of my driveway for the last 4 months.

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3 minutes ago, woohorn said:

I guess I just want to know why theater had a night vision camera focused on her the entire time. I guess Paul Reubens lucked out...

You know those cameramen at football games who are stationed by the cheerleaders? 

 

Let's just say they wouldn't pick you to do that job. 

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1 hour ago, woohorn said:

I guess I just want to know why theater had a night vision camera focused on her the entire time. I guess Paul Reubens lucked out...

I don't think it was focused on her the entire time - from what it sounded like, everything happened after the pregnant lady behind her complained about her at the intermission, and so they turned it on/focused on her to see if she was doing what was being claimed.

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I’ve noticed that many headlines of this story and the opening paragraphs have the words Boebert and escorting as close together as possible. Maybe it’s just an apt description of the situation of her getting tossed out but I want to think it’s the writers and editors wanting to associate her with another definition of escort.

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7 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I don't think it was focused on her the entire time - from what it sounded like, everything happened after the pregnant lady behind her complained about her at the intermission, and so they turned it on/focused on her to see if she was doing what was being claimed.

I doubt they did any of that. Look at all the angles they have, cameras everywhere on all the time. The videos of her in her seat are just zoomed in on the original wide angle shot. It helps she's on the aisle, but I'm sure most of those seats can be zoomed in on from what is probably a dozen or more cameras inside the theatre. She's dumb enough in 2023 to think a public venture wouldn't be full of cameras recording every persons movements in the building.

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"Fell short of my values."  It's pretty tough to fall short of a bar that's already lying on the ground, Boebs.  

When I first read/heard those stories that she gave birth in a pickup truck, I honestly doubted it.  Thought it was online hyperbole to emphasize what trailer trash she was by political elites.  Now, not my only doubt is whether or not the pickup truck even had wheels or was it just up on blocks?

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Is it possible to think even less of her because she apologized? Have the balls to at least own your obvious trashiness. "Hell yeah, I was rounding 2nd at a musical. Fuck that up tight bitch. I'll go to 3rd base with all of my constituents if that's what it takes to service this community."

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2 hours ago, aggie08 said:

Is it possible to think even less of her because she apologized? Have the balls to at least own your obvious trashiness. "Hell yeah, I was rounding 2nd at a musical. Fuck that up tight bitch. I'll go to 3rd base with all of my constituents if that's what it takes to service this community."

I think less of her because of the nonsense therapy-ish way she did it. Her actions didn’t “cause harm,” she was simply acting like a drunk trashcan person at a theatre and got asked to leave.  This sort of self-help gibberish has completely penetrated our discourse deeper than Boebert’s date’s fingers did her during the second act. 
 

“I was completely out of line and inappropriate and I’m sorry.” 
 

Also, nice little backhand at her supporters. “Thanks for having my back all this time even though I totally lied about what happened. You fucking rubes.” 
 

I will say, I believe she was so wasted she didn’t remember vaping. 

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37 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

 

that’s fake news. 

Newsflash.  It ain't fake if she literally makes a popping sound when I take my finger out.  Amazing that there's a 20% chance she'll be secretary of the interior in 16 months time.  Unless of course there's a beetlejuice revival.

I had this weird dream last night where I said "Bobertjuice, Boebertjuice, Boebertjuice" into a mirror three times and she appeared behind me and despite being addicted to drugs and mentally retarded, I gave her all the firearms I owned.  But that settles it, no more Japanese food for me before bed.

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