Lauren Boobert - Tits and a Gun

[YGIFS 19452]

I thought we called Boebert a "CHINOS" because she has yet to meet a pair she can't give a handy through ?  

[Beau Vine 54429]

 

[jimmyjazz 46130]

So, it's the camera's fault?

[Macanudo 13012]

33 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

You know what Lauren, I was out of the dating game for 20+ years once too.   And groping my date in a crowded theater on the first date never occured to me.    I guess I'm either a prude or, well, someone with couth.

[Pato del Muerto 52600]

37 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

1) she was 17 the last time she was dating, and gropey?

2) it was 2003.  There sure were cameras.  

[jimmyjazz 46130]

You know, she would garner the first tiny shred of respect from me if she just said "look, I'm a 36 year old single woman coming out of a failed marriage, and I am looking forward to finally having a social life.  I'm not going to remain celibate until I remarry.  If that's a problem, then I might not be the person to represent you."

She'd lose about 5 voters.

[YGIFS 19452]

So infrared cameras 20 years later, means only tit grabbing and over-the-chino handjobs.  What the hell was she up to 20 years ago when it was just an usher with a Mag-Lite? 

"Look, I'll go ass-to-mouth during the second musical number...but if there's anybody with a Kodak FunSaver...I'm stopping and we are leaving."

 

There's no audio obviously, but in my heart of hearts...there was a guy named Dante in the last row of the Orchestra level.  And as Boebert walked out in shame with security, he shouted, "Yeah, try not to jerk off any dicks on your way to foyer!"  

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

10 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

You know what Lauren, I was out of the dating game for 20+ years once too.   And groping my date in a crowded theater on the first date never occured to me.    I guess I'm either a prude or, well, someone with couth.

Couldn’t get tickets?

[Beau Vine 54429]

17 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

You know what Lauren, I was out of the dating game for 20+ years once too.   And groping my date in a crowded theater on the first date never occured to me.    I guess I'm either a prude or, well, someone with couth.

Or you never dated an SWT girl.

[crash_davis 23115]

4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Good thing God doesn't have infrared vision!

[C-Man 27262]

4 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

You know, she would garner the first tiny shred of respect from me if she just said "look, I'm a 36 year old single woman coming out of a failed marriage, and I am looking forward to finally having a social life.  I'm not going to remain celibate until I remarry.  If that's a problem, then I might not be the person to represent you."

She'd lose about 5 voters.

Five votes might have cost her the last election.

[Boss Hogg 808]

 

[yoladu 4094]

On 9/23/2023 at 12:25 PM, jimmyjazz said:

So, it's the camera's fault?

woke cameras

[smuggs 9353]

On 9/23/2023 at 12:49 PM, YGIFS said:

So infrared cameras 20 years later, means only tit grabbing and over-the-chino handjobs.  What the hell was she up to 20 years ago when it was just an usher with a Mag-Lite? 

"Look, I'll go ass-to-mouth during the second musical number...but if there's anybody with a Kodak FunSaver...I'm stopping and we are leaving."

 

There's no audio obviously, but in my heart of hearts...there was a guy named Dante in the last row of the Orchestra level.  And as Boebert walked out in shame with security, he shouted, "Yeah, try not to jerk off any dicks on your way to foyer!"  

Pos rep for "Kodak FunSaver".

[TheStoicPaisano 9939]

 

[Incredulity 11683]

On 9/23/2023 at 5:31 AM, longhornmatt said:

“Congress hot” trashy grandmas.  

[YGIFS 19452]

Tell me something Badger...what's a little boy like you doing with grown up smut like this?  

[cactusflinthead 27602]

Nm. 

Edited September 30, 2023 by cactusflinthead

[cactusflinthead 27602]

Ok fine. It's funny even if the pic of the alleged billboard looks suspicious to me.

 

[Matuka 1315]

Or pubic jobs program 

[AnTiM 1669]

I think more vigorous KNOB jobs program is the key component of her approach.

[Beau Vine 54429]

 

[jimmyjazz 46130]

I love the idea of Lauren calling the Mayor of Denver to protest her being escorted out of the theater.  The Mayor of Denver, a Democrat.  Good luck with that, Lauren.

[Red Five 40895]

Lulz at calling to complain after all that shit. Like, "I'm calling to complain about a speeding ticket I got."

"How fast were you going?"

"95 MPH. In a school zone. So if you could just get this taken care of I'd appreciate it. Thanks." 

[The Dog 44140]

 

[Beau Vine 54429]

I'd bet money she drops out before the election.  

[YGIFS 19452]

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

Speaking of "a staggering 4 to 1 margin", have I posted Lauren's bachelorette photos yet?  

[tx ind 7013]

we're getting closer to OnlyFans once she loses her seat

[Brisketexan 105336]

1 minute ago, tx ind said:

we're getting closer to OnlyFans once she loses her seat

Maybe.

But what is a certainty is that her career path as a $5k+ per night escort is coming along nicely.  It's a sales pitch that writes itself: "Fuck a former congresswoman for $5k."  Her calendar will be full the moment she starts accepting bookings.

[Pescado_Rojo 19428]

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Maybe.

But what is a certainty is that her career path as a $5k+ per night escort is coming along nicely.  It's a sales pitch that writes itself: "Fuck a former congresswoman for $5k."  Her calendar will be full the moment she starts accepting bookings.

[Chewbacca 7785]

7 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

As we've learned with MAGA world, she better be operating on a cash basis and not credit.  The "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" crew doesn't seem to like paying their bills.

[Pescado_Rojo 19428]

4 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

As we've learned with MAGA world, she better be operating on a cash basis and not credit.  The "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" crew doesn't seem to like paying their bills.

Imma pay her in Ameros. Or Trump Bucks. 

[Brisketexan 105336]

45 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

It still throws me to see Shiny Cat offering such an assessment.  But then again, he's a cat who knew what he liked.

[Beau Vine 54429]

You'd think that Handjob Honey-boo-boo would have enough self-awareness to not complain about a JOBS report.  But, alas...

 

[Dnaguy 12061]

On 9/22/2023 at 1:09 PM, Beau Vine said:

 

[Dnaguy 12061]

Just now, Dnaguy said:

What can government do me.

[MrBig 5440]

On 10/5/2023 at 3:04 PM, tx ind said:

we're getting closer to OnlyFans once she loses her seat

The “cash me outside” girl allegedly made $50M in one year. If this is true then Boebert could easily make this if she stops giving it away for free in public. 

[jimmyjazz 46130]

On 10/6/2023 at 6:54 PM, MrBig said:

The “cash me outside” girl allegedly made $50M in one year.

Wait, what?

[Js1 85574]

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Wait, what?

[YGIFS 19452]

8 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Wait, what?

SHE SAID, "CASH ME OUTSIDE!"  

[Underdog 28773]

27 minutes ago, Js1 said:

God Bless?

[Bozo_Casanova 26553]

I mean people can hate but she can actually rap, so if Onlyfans is how she pays the bills more power to her

 

[Bodhi 1124]

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I mean people can hate but she can actually rap, so if Onlyfans is how she pays the bills more power to her

 

[MrBig 5440]

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Wait, what?

How it started on Dr. Phil: 

How it’s going after making $50M on OnlyFans:

 

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/bhad-bhabie-cash-me-ousside-onlyfans-megastar-1234711572/amp/

This girl is the American dream for a lot of people out there who think the internet will make them rich and famous. 

 

[jimmyjazz 46130]

50 milliion pesos, maybe.

[Dnaguy 12061]

3 minutes ago, MrBig said:

How it started on Dr. Phil: 

How it’s going after making $50M on OnlyFans:

 

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/bhad-bhabie-cash-me-ousside-onlyfans-megastar-1234711572/amp/

This girl is the American dream for a lot of people out there who think the internet will make them rich and famous. 

 

[The Dog 44140]

 

[Pato del Muerto 52600]

On 10/8/2023 at 4:08 PM, Bozo_Casanova said:

I mean people can hate but she can actually rap, so if Onlyfans is how she pays the bills more power to her

 

Waaaay too much vocal fry

[miguelito 11311]

45 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

"Who gave you the nickel?"

"They all did."

Edited October 15, 2023 by miguelito

[The Dog 44140]