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Jesus, where does she think she is? The Sun Bowl?

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Oh I’m sure there are videos of some repairman named Jesus getting stuck in a dryer, but they don’t turn up in my feeds.   

Fair. 

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Oh I’m sure there are videos of some repairman named Jesus getting stuck in a dryer, but they don’t turn up in my feeds.   

Tell me you don’t live in Florida without telling me you don’t live in Florida.

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6 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Tell me you don’t live in Florida without telling me you don’t live in Florida.

You know what, I'm betting the Superfund somehow probably does cover a guy name Jesus getting caught in your dryer.  

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2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Oh I’m sure there are videos of some repairman named Jesus getting stuck in a dryer, but they don’t turn up in my feeds.   

Sounds like Matt Gaetz's  Falwell Jr.'s OnlyFans.

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mixed up evangelical christian shitheels
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9 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

You could film yourself on a vhs tape doing something illegal and a court of law wouldn’t be able to find a VHS player for 3 years cause reasons and you could evade arrest. This is the next wave of crime

I hope this doesn’t happen because I don’t need to hear my dad saying, “See?!!  I told you it would come in handy one day!” 
 

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29 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Tape storage making a YUGE cumback

Thank gawd. So tired of being called out for "I taped it for you" and hearing "What's that?"

Bullshit and agism. Get woke. 
 

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49 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

You could film yourself on a vhs tape doing something illegal and a court of law wouldn’t be able to find a VHS player for 3 years cause reasons and you could evade arrest. This is the next wave of crime

Nah they’d end up confiscating your recording device and utilizing its playback ability. 

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Jayson blames the Covid lockdown for his son’s difficulties. Whatever AI model he attempted to use in crafting a statement just made him sound dumber.

Tldr - Moreover, Todd Palin says hold my beer

“Being a father in today's challenging world can be a heavy task. With the constant bombardment of information and influences from all angles, it's easy to feel overwhelmed and uncertain about the best way to guide your children. The challenges we have experienced, especially in the last few years, with schools being shut down, social shut downs, and the depression that was set in from a mismanaged COVID SHUT DOWN. Despite our best efforts, we will fall short sometimes. As a parent balancing work, family, and personal life while striving to be a good role model for your kids can be incredibly demanding. Moreover, the spotlight of today's media can magnify and distort even the smallest aspects of your life. It's disheartening to see your actions or words misrepresented and sensationalized, painting a false picture for the public. These distortions do not only create tension within your family, but also affect your reputation and relationships outside of the home. As a father navigating this complex landscape, it is crucial to stay true to your values, communicate openly with your loved ones, and remember that perfection is unattainable. Striving for honest and genuine connections with your children and keeping them on the right path, despite the challenges and external pressures, is what truly matters in the end."

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16 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

Jayson blames the Covid lockdown for his son’s difficulties. Whatever AI model he attempted to use in crafting a statement just made him sound dumber.

Tldr - Moreover, Todd Palin says hold my beer

“Being a father in today's challenging world can be a heavy task. With the constant bombardment of information and influences from all angles, it's easy to feel overwhelmed and uncertain about the best way to guide your children. The challenges we have experienced, especially in the last few years, with schools being shut down, social shut downs, and the depression that was set in from a mismanaged COVID SHUT DOWN. Despite our best efforts, we will fall short sometimes. As a parent balancing work, family, and personal life while striving to be a good role model for your kids can be incredibly demanding. Moreover, the spotlight of today's media can magnify and distort even the smallest aspects of your life. It's disheartening to see your actions or words misrepresented and sensationalized, painting a false picture for the public. These distortions do not only create tension within your family, but also affect your reputation and relationships outside of the home. As a father navigating this complex landscape, it is crucial to stay true to your values, communicate openly with your loved ones, and remember that perfection is unattainable. Striving for honest and genuine connections with your children and keeping them on the right path, despite the challenges and external pressures, is what truly matters in the end."

Does it take a village?  This is full of “your.”

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Have the Rs put up a viable candidate in her current district or have they ceded that district to the Ds? It would be great if she loses her seat in Congress AND the Ds flip a seat. I haven’t really been following the race since she switched districts.

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Have the Rs put up a viable candidate in her current district or have they ceded that district to the Ds? It would be great if she loses her seat in Congress AND the Ds flip a seat. I haven’t really been following the race since she switched districts.

She switched to a more R district. She will lose the primary but R will retain that seat. 
 

oh nm, early morning reading comp fail. 
 

they’ll probably still elect an R for co-3 

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Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

She switched to a more R district. She will lose the primary but R will retain that seat. 

I understand that. I was asking about the district that she currently represents. Did the Rs put up a viable candidate in that district?

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8 minutes ago, royiv said:

I understand that. I was asking about the district that she currently represents. Did the Rs put up a viable candidate in that district?

It's usually like an R+9 or so district, unfortunately, the only reason we had a shot was specifically because she's an embarrassment.  So pretty much anyone with a pulse and an R next to their name will win with ease.  They'll likely be some other right wing wacko, but one that just doesn't draw the noise.  

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55 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

What's more American than using a stolen credit card to buy roller grill food from a truck stop at 3am?

 

It could only have been more American if he'd gone back out to the parking lot to continue his job as a lot lizard like his mom.

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As a country, we need to show a little decency to Lauren in these trying times, this must be hard for her.  To be constantly in the spotlight, as if at a theatre.  Confronted with rigid and stiff opposition and no alternative but to take matters into your hands.  She’s shown she has a firm grasp on things though, and I believe she’ll finish strong. 

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3 hours ago, Nivek said:

Well, now that my Lauren Boebert stuck porn scenario is out there...

She’s absolutely dumb enough to get stuck in dumb places and that adds to the intrigue.

like, it’s well within the bounds of plausibility that we stumble upon a stuck Lauren in a compromising position and are faced with a decision. 

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8 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

Nothing wrong with giving a guy a hand job in front of the congregation.  I am sure Jesus would approve.

Wasn't that in the book of Obadiah?  

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2 hours ago, AnTiM said:

Nothing wrong with giving a guy a hand job in front of the congregation.  I am sure Jesus would approve.

Some congregations take the "laying on of hands" bit seriously, it seems. 

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On 2/29/2024 at 8:28 AM, Brisketexan said:

Yep.

And also, this is pretty much an ironclad rule for the crowd that has spent most of the last 10 years shouting "THE DEMS ARE PEDOPHILES!": ummmm....the pedophilia....IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE.

Case after case after case after case.  GQP politicians and their family members.  MAGA church leaders.  MAGA cops.  Etc. etc.  If you want to avoid pedophiles....just avoid the people shouting about pedophiles.  That strategy will yield a good outcome more than anything else you could try.

while we're on the topic of "he who smelt it dealt it," is there a person in more dire need of finally coming out of the closet than Andrew Tate?

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