Lauren Boobert - Tits and a Gun

[AnTiM 1,669]

Wonder where she learned anything about trying to rig an election?  Seems she was a very attentive student.

[speed817 19,458]

Boebert will be there opening night.....

 

[HornOnTheBayou 8,945]

I'll be sitting next to her with a hole cut out of the bottom of the popcorn tub. 

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Honestly, I'd take a handjob/tit grab opportunity from any of the three of them at this point.  Not picky.  

[Pato del Muerto 52,586]

As a registered Republican, isn’t Lauren a member of this so-called uniparty?

[Js1 85,562]

5 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

I'll be sitting next to her with a hole cut out of the bottom of the popcorn tub. 

Lauren herself is the human version of the Dune popcorn bucket.

[Pato del Muerto 52,586]

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Lauren herself is the human version of the Dune popcorn bucket.

[jimmyjazz 46,118]

53 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

I'll be sitting next to her with a hole cut out of the bottom of the popcorn tub. 

[Gatorubet 30,300]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

As a registered Republican, isn’t Lauren a member of this so-called uniparty?

Or perhaps….. dare I say…. a unitard??

[elfenix 34,332]

Does this dumb bitch think Colorado borders Mexico?

 

[Francisco 2.0 32,426]

 

 

 

[Horn Dog 9,913]

8 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

“When do them handjobs start??”

[Brisketexan 105,309]

It’s becoming crystal clear that by the end of the year, she’ll be a $1000 a night escort.
I’m in. But not for pleasure, only to degrade her…which I’m not sure is even possible. But we have to try.

[jimmyjazz 46,118]

"Borders on Kyiv."  Kyiv would have to be on . . . the border . . .

[Covri 6,253]

5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

It’s becoming crystal clear that by the end of the year, she’ll be a $1000 a night escort.
I’m in. But not for pleasure, only to degrade her…which I’m not sure is even possible. But we have to try.

Pay her to read you Becoming by Michelle Obama while wearing this.

[Brisketexan 105,309]

Pay her to read you Becoming by Michelle Obama while wearing this.

I’m liking this. Let’s get some more ideas.

[BamaATL 16,593]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

I’m liking this. Let’s get some more ideas.

I don't have the costume (well I have ideas but they are all in extremely poor taste, even for here), but I do a few ideas:

1.  Make her read aloud "On the Origin of Species"

2.  Selected works from Fredrick Douglass and Maya Angelou

3.  In lieu of reading (I'm not sure she can), have her watch the entire original Cosmos with Carl Sagan.  

[Surly Bevo 25,143]

Bunch of fucking masochists up in here wanting to listen to this woman read.

[BamaATL 16,593]

13 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Bunch of fucking masochists up in here wanting to listen to this woman read.

Don't kink shame me 

[Goredho 17,419]

Just have her perform traditional conservative women’s work.

[Covri 6,253]

1 hour ago, BamaATL said:

I don't have the costume (well I have ideas but they are all in extremely poor taste, even for here), but I do a few ideas:

1.  Make her read aloud "On the Origin of Species"

2.  Selected works from Fredrick Douglass and Maya Angelou

3.  In lieu of reading (I'm not sure she can), have her watch the entire original Cosmos with Carl Sagan.  

I originally typed “(try to) read you” lol

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1 hour ago, Goredho said:

Just have her perform traditional conservative women’s work.

How is she vacu…..oh, never mind.

[WhatTheBuck 28,797]

Just tie her up and make her wear a ball gag. Lock her in a closet. Lose the key. 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,920]

4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

It’s becoming crystal clear that by the end of the year, she’ll be a $1000 a night escort.
I’m in. But not for pleasure, only to degrade her…which I’m not sure is even possible. But we have to try.

$1k seems kind of steep for her

[Red Five 40,886]

1 minute ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

$1k seems kind of steep for her

Where do I sign. 

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1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Just tie her up and make her wear a ball gag. Lock her in a closet. Lose the key. 

I was going with have her wear a dunce cap and a Dark Brandon T-shirt.  

[tx ind 7,013]

[Gatorubet 30,300]

5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

It’s becoming crystal clear that by the end of the year, she’ll be a $1000 a night escort.
I’m in. But not for pleasure, only to degrade her…which I’m not sure is even possible. But we have to try.

If you ever go ‘Two Magas, One Cup’ on us, I’m sure she has a deal to throw a C-note of the grand to Santos for what-evs is required. 

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[Js1 85,562]

Guess her date got lucky tonight 

[bolverk 29,717]

After her 23rd attempt, she finally got through Goodnight Moon.

[Pato del Muerto 52,586]

18 hours ago, Js1 said:

Guess her date got lucky tonight 

I’m sure he was really worried that he wouldn’t 

[Voldemort86 2,259]

https://www.cbsnews.com/colorado/news/lauren-boebert-hospitalized-underwent-surgery-for-blood-clot-campaign-says/
 

skank had to go to the hospital, get a blood clot fixed, and got diagnosed with a rare disorder.

cant say I feel bad for her. I mean I don’t want her to die, but I don’t really want her to be healthy and happy either.

[SydneyCarton 48,162]

1 minute ago, Voldemort86 said:

https://www.cbsnews.com/colorado/news/lauren-boebert-hospitalized-underwent-surgery-for-blood-clot-campaign-says/
 

skank had to go to the hospital, get a blood clot fixed, and got diagnosed with a rare disorder.

cant say I feel bad for her. I mean I don’t want her to die, but I don’t really want her to be healthy and happy either.

She’ll retire from politics for health reasons before she gets her ass kicked. 

[Voldemort86 2,259]

8 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

She’ll retire from politics for health reasons before she gets her ass kicked. 

How come we never see any Texas politicians retire for health reasons?  If only we could be so lucky.

[Macanudo 13,010]

And she's got that good Congress government healthcare too.

[SydneyCarton 48,162]

3 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

How come we never see any Texas politicians retire for health reasons?  If only we could be so lucky.

Because they never lose power, so they don’t need flimsy excuses. 

[Neonmoon 38,130]

27 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

https://www.cbsnews.com/colorado/news/lauren-boebert-hospitalized-underwent-surgery-for-blood-clot-campaign-says/
 

skank had to go to the hospital, get a blood clot fixed, and got diagnosed with a rare disorder.

cant say I feel bad for her. I mean I don’t want her to die, but I don’t really want her to be healthy and happy either.

[Kyrie Eleison 9,312]

On 3/24/2024 at 2:51 PM, Brisketexan said:

It’s becoming crystal clear that by the end of the year, she’ll be a $1000 a night escort.
I’m in. But not for pleasure, only to degrade her…which I’m not sure is even possible. But we have to try.

[DigglerontheHoof 21,222]

44 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

https://www.cbsnews.com/colorado/news/lauren-boebert-hospitalized-underwent-surgery-for-blood-clot-campaign-says/
 

skank had to go to the hospital, get a blood clot fixed, and got diagnosed with a rare disorder.

cant say I feel bad for her. I mean I don’t want her to die, but I don’t really want her to be healthy and happy either.

[mantis toboggan 850]

Smite has always been one of my favorites of God’s superpowers. 

[South Austin 52,587]

There's a Loveland hospital orderly or two who are in for a handjob in the coming days.

[SydneyCarton 48,162]

38 minutes ago, mantis toboggan said:

Smite has always been one of my favorites of God’s superpowers. 

I'd like it a lot more if the motherfucker actually used it. 

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2 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:

How come we never see any Texas politicians retire for health reasons?  If only we could be so lucky.

Former WH pill mill / current Representative Ronny Jackson could OD at any time.

Edited April 3 by RPM

[jimmyjazz 46,118]

2 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:

How come we never see any Texas politicians retire for health reasons?  If only we could be so lucky.

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Her office is apparently not humored by my reference to "Beetlejuice 2" as I asked if she has any interest in my juice in her #2.  

 

Damn shame.  

[dcbc 14,508]

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

 

What were his health reasons for retiring? 

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Just now, dcbc said:

 

What were his health reasons for retiring? 

acute booger consumption

[Macanudo 13,010]

1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

acute booger consumption

And he ate too many lead paint chips as a kid.

[Chewbacca 7,783]

6 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

She’ll retire from politics for health reasons before she gets her ass kicked. 

We can only hope this happens.