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On 3/24/2024 at 3:51 PM, Brisketexan said:

It’s becoming crystal clear that by the end of the year, she’ll be a $1000 a night escort.
I’m in. But not for pleasure, only to degrade her…which I’m not sure is even possible. But we have to try.

 

On 3/24/2024 at 8:19 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

$1k seems kind of steep for her

 

On 3/24/2024 at 8:21 PM, Red Five said:

Where do I sign. 

@Brisketexan sure has some weird kinks; but you do you buddy.
I think it is more likely that she does an OnlyFans page; but I honestly don't know how or why that works when there are free sites on the interwebs (or so I have heard it reported). But that question is for a different day and on a different board. 
Hope that Brisket has saved up for his former Congresswoman escort kink fantasy bucket list item checkoff.

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[mention=593]Brisketexan[/mention] sure has some weird kinks; but you do you buddy.
I think it is more likely that she does an OnlyFans page; but I honestly don't know how or why that works when there are free sites on the interwebs (or so I have heard it reported). But that question is for a different day and on a different board. 
Hope that Brisket has saved up for his former Congresswoman escort kink fantasy bucket list item checkoff.

Save? $1000 is pocket money, esp for the chance to demean and dehumanize that piece of shit. A bargain at twice the price.
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Save? $1000 is pocket money, esp for the chance to demean and dehumanize that piece of shit. A bargain at twice the price.

I have so many ideas.
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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Let us have em.

Mine's gonna be a tad pricey as it involves Boobert, MTG, and Kari Lake.

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But I always dreamed of being a doctor. 

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You need to work in a cameo from santos in your boobert session

Have santos say beetlejuice three times in his cameo, and you pop out decked out in beetlejuice attire. Fun ensues.

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News out there that Boebert was slobberknocker drunk at a Trump thing a few months ago and was acting the fool (as usual).  Now she's having surgery and will be recovering. 

Think she might really be in rehab?

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1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

News out there that Boebert was slobberknocker slobberknobber drunk at a Trump thing a few months ago and was acting the fool (as usual).  Now she's having surgery and will be recovering. 

Think she might really be in rehab?

She gets her own adjective.

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2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

News out there that Boebert was slobberknocker drunk at a Trump thing a few months ago and was acting the fool (as usual)

So she was giving out handies left and right? 

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16 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Two handed.  Just like Daddy Trump.

I read this and thought, "Trump doesn't have enough real estate / runway for a two-hander...."

But realized you were referring to his double dick jackin' dance moves.

 

But in all actuality, I bet she uses minimal hands, lots of 'hmms', some gags, and lots of spit in her blowies.

At least that's how she does it in my mind's eye.

I'll be in my bunk.

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Why are the Colorado presidential primary (March 5) and the general primary (June 25) separated by almost 4 months?  Is it for the Schadenfreude? 

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4 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

Why are the Colorado presidential primary (March 5) and the general primary (June 25) separated by almost 4 months?  Is it for the Schadenfreude? 

A lot of states separate their presidential and regular primaries. 

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On 4/8/2024 at 8:39 AM, TexasEd said:

Why are the Colorado presidential primary (March 5) and the general primary (June 25) separated by almost 4 months?  Is it for the Schadenfreude? 

A good number of legislatures have requirements to starts first Monday of January and extend so many days while in session.

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2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Where did all of that money Jayson earned "consulting" go?

Tits and guns?

F350's and Trump flags?

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On 4/12/2024 at 8:12 AM, Macanudo said:

Where did all of that money Jayson earned "consulting" go?

Are you not familiar with oil field trash?

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We call them oil dirties.

 

As opposed to:

Mountain dirties

River dirties

Snow dirties

Festival dirties

Ranch dirties

and

Beach dirties.

 

 

 

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On 4/12/2024 at 7:12 AM, Macanudo said:

Where did all of that money Jayson earned "consulting" go?

Pickups and side by sides and guns, I'd guess.  And I'm sure that consulting gig terminated about the time their marriage did.

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The problem with how stupid these people actually are is that I have no idea how to tell what posts like this are real vs fake. The dumber they are, the more believable they are.
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2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


The problem with how stupid these people actually are is that I have no idea how to tell what posts like this are real vs fake. The dumber they are, the more believable they are.

Its impossible to tell. "the 100% fake" inclination only works until you consider how galactically fucking stupid these cunts like Boobert, Gaetz, MTG, Santos, etc... are. Their dumbassery has rendered satire pointless.

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On 4/16/2024 at 1:22 PM, Chewbacca said:

Pickups and side by sides and guns, I'd guess.  And I'm sure that consulting gig terminated about the time their marriage did.

Don't forget a jet ski or 3.



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