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"Women giving consent to use their likeness on pornstar bodies" is not a pornhub search term I had on my "banned explicit materials in Texas 2024" jerkoff card.  But here we are.  

Yeah, the image isn't cool at all for either of them.  However, if somebody can remove their faces and just post the actual IRL model in the white's fanny, I would be willing to learn...

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  On 5/2/2024 at 5:09 PM, Serak The Preparer said:

It's fucking gross. Looking at hot consenting women (nekkid or not) is awesome but it sucks to see such approval of shit like this from what is otherwise a reasonable group of people. This same group that (rightly) champions women's right to control their bodies shouldn't also applaud manipulating images to sexualize non-consenting women. 

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  On 5/2/2024 at 8:58 PM, Sawbonz said:

No one you have ever jerked off to has given you their consent 

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  On 5/2/2024 at 5:38 PM, Goredho said:

Eh, I'll wait for AOC's or Boebert's outrage before I start white knitting over a photo that is obviously fake and not them.  Also, we're all on a forum with a section titled "I'd pee in her butt", so there is a certain amount of sexist/toxic male behavior that you accept and tolerate with your presence on surlyhorns.

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A Palace of Degenerates if you will.

  On 5/2/2024 at 8:58 PM, Sawbonz said:

No one you have ever jerked off to has given you their consent 

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I like to think Cheryl Tiegs would have.

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  On 5/2/2024 at 5:09 PM, Serak The Preparer said:

It's fucking gross. Looking at hot consenting women (nekkid or not) is awesome but it sucks to see such approval of shit like this from what is otherwise a reasonable group of people. This same group that (rightly) champions women's right to control their bodies shouldn't also applaud manipulating images to sexualize non-consenting women. 

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Keep complaining.  I am almost there!

(P.S.  I agree with you)

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  On 5/3/2024 at 9:42 PM, miguelito said:

That's the Library of Congress.  I'm surprised Boobert didn't burst into flames being near that many books. 

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My nephew slept on that floor along with his fellow oklahoma national guard soldiers when they were protecting the peaceful transition of power at the 2021 biden inauguration from the maga.

I trust that story has gotten him laid numerous times.

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  On 5/2/2024 at 5:09 PM, Serak The Preparer said:

It's fucking gross. Looking at hot consenting women (nekkid or not) is awesome but it sucks to see such approval of shit like this from what is otherwise a reasonable group of people. This same group that (rightly) champions women's right to control their bodies shouldn't also applaud manipulating images to sexualize non-consenting women. 

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And then there are some of us just here for the shits and giggles!

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Is that "The Good Liars" dude?  Either way, much respect.  

Also, if you have to take a shit later tonight, call Boebert's Colorado office and indicate, "Look, there's now a 2 Beetlejuice.  I've got 2 tickets.  She's got 2 hands.  Let's do this."  The receptionist's breathing after you say it is fucking hilarious.  Whole thing only takes like 30 seconds but holy shit, is it funny.  However, if you say "Beet My Juice, sorry ma'am, Beetlejuice", she will threaten to call Capitol security.  But it's still weird because Lauren tried to have some of them murdered.  I mean, she's on record saying she hates how Alec Baldwin injects himself into politics and the second lead in the handjob play is based on Alec Baldwin.  If an immortal guy with a shrunken head sat down next to me in a waiting room, it'd be more normal than the insanity we're living in right now.  

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  On 5/17/2024 at 2:25 AM, jimmyjazz said:

"Cognitive dissidents" might be the most unintentionally ironic phrase of the century (to date).

As usual, band name.

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Love that band.  Let’s go see that show.   I know we’re all thinking it so I’m just gonna say it.  We all get a hand Job at that show?  

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He was one of the lesser known biblical figures.  But, if you say his name three times into a fountain water; Lauren Boebert appears and haunts your dreams.  But yes; there’s still a handjob

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She'll be out of a job soon, trailing her primary opponent by 14 points in a primary with 6 candidates.  I think all her trips to NYC were to try and get a cabinet appointment.   

https://www.coloradopolitics.com/elections/2024/internal-poll-shows-mccorkle-leads-boebert/article_4fd34bbc-1d03-11ef-aa9d-bb703058a29b.html

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McCorkle, a Marine veteran making his third run for the seat, led Boebert 41% to 27%, with 33% undecided in a hypothetical general election contest, a survey of likely general election voters released Tuesday by McCorkle's campaign found.

The same poll showed former President Donald Trump 10 points ahead of President Joe Biden in the district, which covers Douglas County, Loveland and the Eastern Plains and is the state's most reliably Republican congressional seat.

According to results reviewed by Colorado Politics, Trump had 45% to Biden's 35%, with independent candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. polling at 6% and 14% of votes undecided. Trump won the district's electorate by an 18.5 percentage point margin in 2020.

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  On 6/1/2024 at 3:16 AM, TexasEd said:
She'll be out of a job soon, trailing her primary opponent by 14 points in a primary with 6 candidates.  I think all her trips to NYC were to try and get a cabinet appointment.   
https://www.coloradopolitics.com/elections/2024/internal-poll-shows-mccorkle-leads-boebert/article_4fd34bbc-1d03-11ef-aa9d-bb703058a29b.html
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McCorkle, a Marine veteran making his third run for the seat, led Boebert 41% to 27%, with 33% undecided in a hypothetical general election contest, a survey of likely general election voters released Tuesday by McCorkle's campaign found.
The same poll showed former President Donald Trump 10 points ahead of President Joe Biden in the district, which covers Douglas County, Loveland and the Eastern Plains and is the state's most reliably Republican congressional seat.
According to results reviewed by Colorado Politics, Trump had 45% to Biden's 35%, with independent candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. polling at 6% and 14% of votes undecided. Trump won the district's electorate by an 18.5 percentage point margin in 2020.
 
McCorkle is a Democrat, not her primary opponent.
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