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12 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

 
McCorkle is a Democrat, not her primary opponent.

Even better.  I found stats on the actual Republican primary and she is in a dead heat with one of the other 5 but drops once people are read statements about her.

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Not that I'd ever be one to vote for GED Barbie, but I'd be closer to doing so if she just said "yeah, I was on a date and I grabbed his dick in the theater.  I'm a grown woman who enjoys sex.  Most adults do.  Deal with it."

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10 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

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We need Kyle Clark to moderate all debates,

Meh. Getting pretty tired of the "let me get my gotcha sound bite in, then immediately try to move on, so you can't speak" approach from media, congressmen, etc. Just feels amateurish, and you can't beat the GOP in the "I'll just talk over you" game.

I'm partial to letting them talk, then turning to the camera/audience and calmly explaining how much of what they just said is factually an outright lie. Pretend they're not even there, just talk to camera. That shit drives them absolute crazy, and it's more effective than trading gotchas.

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8 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Holy fuck. She had a dream job. All she had to do was be normal, look pretty, show up at ribbon-cutting ceremonies, talk about how much she loves and respects veterans etc .....  She had one job. ONE. 

But she was too stupid to do it. 

One job = hand job

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On 5/31/2024 at 10:16 PM, TexasEd said:

She'll be out of a job soon, trailing her primary opponent by 14 points in a primary with 6 candidates.  I think all her trips to NYC were to try and get a cabinet appointment.   

https://www.coloradopolitics.com/elections/2024/internal-poll-shows-mccorkle-leads-boebert/article_4fd34bbc-1d03-11ef-aa9d-bb703058a29b.html

 

She's actually destroying her primary opponents.

https://coloradosun.com/2024/06/04/lauren-boebert-poll-4th-congressional-district-colorado/

As for her against McCorkle... We can hope, I guess.  But that's the reddest of red districts.

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On 6/3/2024 at 10:49 AM, atomheartbevo said:

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We need Kyle Clark to moderate all debates,

This is exactly what "the media" should be and often fails at these days when its more profitable to curry favor with a demographic.  Its exactly what is meant by the press being the "4th branch of government."  It is an integral part of the system of checks and balances that maintains homeostasis in a healthy democracy.  Bravo.

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It's interesting how she highlights adultery and theft . . . both sins she or her kids have committed.  I can't ever tell if these people are aware of their hypocrisy or they just don't care.

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39 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

It's interesting how she highlights adultery and theft . . . both sins she or her kids have committed.  I can't ever tell if these people are aware of their hypocrisy or they just don't care.

The latter, for sure.  She has zero shame.

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2 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

This stupid cunt is going to win this seat.  I hate the Republican party so much right now.

I thought she was in something like 6th place out of 8 GQP candidates.  That must have been one hell of a handjob to flip the polls that much.

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1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I thought she was in something like 6th place out of 8 GQP candidates.  That must have been one hell of a handjob to flip the polls that much.

She's got way more money than any of them and recent polling I saw shows she's in front.  I hope I'm wrong, but it's feeling like the way this is going.  

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12 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Yup her chances of losing would have gone up if there weren’t 84 people running in the primary. Feels like that was staged.

If it were an R+5 or something like that, maybe we'd have a shot, but it was R+13.  A bad candidate can be upset on something like 5 points, but 13 isn't gonna happen.  I suppose the only fun thing to do now is imagine her next wave of embarrassment over the next two years.  Just a hunch, but I'm guessing she gets escorted out of LegoLand for being drunk, disorderly, and too frisky with a tinder date.  Meanwhile, her ex gets a DUI on a riding mower (he just strikes me as the type).  

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I heard if you voted for Beobert three times, her ex-husband appears and gives himself a handjob at the shoe rental counter.  I  have lived many lives and served many masters and this m

 

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10 hours ago, BamaATL said:

Just a hunch, but I'm guessing she gets escorted out of LegoLand for being drunk, disorderly, and too frisky with a tinder date.  Meanwhile, her ex gets a DUI on a riding mower (he just strikes me as the type).  

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18 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

We deserve the people we elect

Well, I hope the people of this Colorado district expect absolutely nothing in return for electing her.  I'm sure she's cosponsored zero bills with any impact for her previous district, let alone got any pork in anything for them.  Moral of the story, elect a do nothing "firebrand" and expect to get anything out of it you are living in the land of delusion.  Bottom line, she like most Republicans, aren't serious people, who get absolutely nothing done for their constituents, and if that's what they want to elect then they absolutely get what they deserve, which is a big old bag of dicks.  

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4 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

The 4th district is basically west Kansas. It's basically east Texas without the trees and African Americans. Rural people are Trump party's wet dream.

So like Lubbock?

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On 6/21/2024 at 1:49 PM, jimmyjazz said:

It's interesting how she highlights adultery and theft . . . both sins she or her kids have committed.  I can't ever tell if these people are aware of their hypocrisy or they just don't care.

She's wearing the right jersey. All she has to do is say, "go team!" They elected Donald Trump as president and want to do it again (third time as far as those traitors are concerned).

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