Lauren Boobert - Tits and a Gun

[jimmyjazz 46,000]

22 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

This is today’s GOP.  She is who Republican politicians cater to.  This is who they think Republican voters are - ignorant, uneducated yokels who use Fox News for their fact-checking.

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51 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

This is today’s GOP.  She is who Republican politicians cater to.  This is who they think Republican voters are - ignorant, uneducated yokels who use Fox News for their fact-checking.

Yup. This is where we are. Before leading the EPA, Michael Regan earned a BS in environmental science and a masters in Public Administration. At North Carolina's version of the EPA, he forced 1 of the largest corporations on Earth into one of the biggest cleanups in world history.

Lauren Boebert got her GED on the 4th try. 

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6 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

If I find myself arguing with someone and I'm either obviously losing or at the very least I'm up against someone with more knowledge on the subject, I stop fighting.  Doing so with a little grace might be tricky, but this chick is so dim she has no idea she's getting verbally throttled.

Not since high school. Like a blind prostitute, you gotta hand it to her.  

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11 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

The smugness of her ignorance on full display. Lovely.

For sure.  She's at the Peak.

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This is how I know that graph, but it doesn’t have a confidence gap to mind. 

Edited July 11 by Pato del Muerto

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33 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

 

This is how I know that graph, but it doesn’t have a confidence gap. 

[DixonHur 11,344]

4 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

Oh you sweet summer child... there is no peak to the stupidity of the GQP.

[SKJ 1,311]

9 hours ago, DixonHur said:

Oh you sweet summer child... there is no peak to the stupidity of the GQP.

Yeah,  they'll never become aware.  They'll just jump to their own "research" or pivot to any other red herring that their barely functioning neurons vomit up for them. 

They don't want to learn

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3 hours ago, SKJ said:

Yeah,  they'll never become aware.  They'll just jump to their own "research" or pivot to any other red herring that their barely functioning neurons vomit up for them. 

They don't want to learn

This is the real crux of the problem, how do you deal with people that are willfully ignorant?  

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1 minute ago, BamaATL said:

This is the real crux of the problem, how do you deal with people that are willfully ignorant?  

However you do it, you’re going to need a carpet cleaning service afterwards.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,912]

Not if you put plastic down first

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5 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Not if you put plastic down first

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On 7/12/2024 at 12:09 PM, Willfully Horn said:

However you do it, you’re going to need a carpet cleaning service afterwards.

That or a gold coin..

[DixonHur 11,344]

Looks like Boebert got some new ink.

Politics aside, she's a definite "would" for me.

 

[Blotto 23,560]

She's not jerking off some  rando under the boardwalk, are we even certain this is her? 

[DixonHur 11,344]

1 minute ago, Blotto said:

She's not jerking off some  rando under the boardwalk, are we even certain this is her? 

Give it time, Rome wasn't jacked in a day

[Blotto 23,560]

OK....I concur, its probably her

[jimmyjazz 46,000]

Is her new tat an homage to her pedophile ex-husband's "tribal art"?

[aggie08 21,508]

Let's not besmirch any female that chooses to get a tattoo that clearly screams "I'm looking for a good time with just about anybody" in an area that requires removing considerable clothing to fully show off.

[Goredho 17,413]

Elect me.  I could work with her.

[MissingInAction 25,126]

Thats an anal tat. As in it's a clear signal she's down for hot pooper action.

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[BamaATL 16,593]

I'm just gonna point out that the Beetleguese release is only a couple of weeks out.  

[bluto 4,934]

She’s had that tat a long time

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13 minutes ago, bluto said:

She’s had that tat a long time

And I think the part going into her "bikini line" ends in an arrow that says "enter here."  And it should probably be preceded with "Abandon hope all ye who."

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1 hour ago, tx ind said:

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6 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

And I think the part going into her "bikini line" ends in an arrow that says "enter here."  And it should probably be preceded with "Abandon hope all ye who."

It's the Sarlacc pit of vaginas 

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I'm out.

[jimmyjazz 46,000]

10 minutes ago, Ten Bears said:

 

I'm out.

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I am not gonna lie, if I had no idea who that was, had a few drinks at the bar and it was dark, I would try. If I saw that tattoo I would immediately know I fucked up.. Any woman with that "art" is a full on psycho. 

I would likely fuck up though.

Edited August 16 by HOOKEM4
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[ultimaton 2,982]

I didn't know tramp stamps were proportional 

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On 6/27/2024 at 7:37 AM, Anastasis said:

Try not to over think it. 

[Macanudo 12,999]

That's quite the bikini.   The top covers a lot and the bottom is interesting.

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3 hours ago, tx ind said:

dammit this

[Mittens 8,288]

Get in line behind this guy

 

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49 minutes ago, Matuka said:

 

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8 hours ago, Matuka said:

She trying to Loomer herself???

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On 8/15/2024 at 7:45 PM, DigglerontheHoof said:

 

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[Kel Varnsen 8,540]

Calm Down. I don't care for your demeanor.

Edited September 24 by Kel Varnsen

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9 hours ago, Matuka said:

Casting call for Soprano's prequel. 

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On 8/15/2024 at 8:41 PM, HOOKEM4 said:

I am not gonna lie, if I had no idea who that was, had a few drinks at the bar and it was dark, I would try. If I saw that tattoo I would immediately know I fucked up.. Any woman with that "art" is a full on psycho. 

I would likely fuck up though.

You don't get her name or number or anything. You just buy her a few drinks at the bar and ask if she wants to sit in the hot tub. Guaranteed hand job.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,341]

Some of y'all would fuck a haystack if you heard there was a snake somewhere inside.

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7 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Some of y'all would fuck a haystack if you heard there was a snake somewhere inside.

PM Patricio Swayze.

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10 hours ago, Matuka said:

 

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51 minutes ago, The Hot Dog Buffet said:

You don't get her name or number or anything. You just buy her a few drinks at the bar and ask if she wants to sit in the hot tub. Guaranteed hand job.

Drinks and attention alone at the bar would get you some OTPHJ action while you talk.

Hot tub time = siting on the edge of the Hot tub blowie that quickly transition to stand up doggie on the hot tub steps.

She’s giving it up on the first time you meet her. No date needed. Only drinks and attention.

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11 hours ago, Matuka said:

The jersey shore reboot has jumped the shark 

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11 hours ago, Matuka said:

Amy Winebox?