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13 minutes ago, Blotto said:

She's been fairly quiet of late. 

Hey, Hamilton just opened tonight at her favorite theater.  Maybe she couldn't get tickets just yet.

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13 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Hey, Hamilton just opened tonight at her favorite theater.  Maybe she couldn't get tickets just yet.

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Posted
15 hours ago, Blotto said:

I presume she's still considered a lock to win in her  new district?

Yes - her predecessor won in ‘22 with 60% of the vote vs 36%. She might not get 60% but it’s safe to say she will win. And sadly she will continue to be elected until she dies or gets arrested for something. Most congressmen leave for better roles (senate, governor, etc) or stupidly high paying consulting/media jobs. Due to her low IQ neither will happen and so she isn’t going anywhere. If she can win the GOP primary AFTER publicly giving a dude a handjob on video AND moving into a new district, she is safe for the foreseeable future. 

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23 hours ago, The Hot Dog Buffet said:

Hell, I'll take Lauren to Hamilton on the condition that she can time the climax to when the king is on stage.


You don’t think that ‘I’m not throwing away my shot’ might be a little more fitting?

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2 hours ago, Underdog said:

I might have to reevaluate some things after seeing that photo. 

I don't know about reevaluate, but I've definitely readjusted some things.

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Posted
1 hour ago, C-Man said:

This is a match made in White Trash Heaven

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Dear God.....just think of all the newly created antibiotic-resistant STDs brewing in those nether regions as we speak.

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36 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Dear God.....just think of all the newly created antibiotic-resistant STDs brewing in those nether regions as we speak.

Not if they use ivermectin as lubricant.

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1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Not if they use ivermectin as lubricant.

Those two could use a plutonium-bleach solution and it still wouldn't clean up the mess they've got brewing down there.  Some things are too virulent to be killed.

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44 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Dear God.....just think of all the newly created antibiotic-resistant STDs brewing in those nether regions as we speak.

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Posted
Okay, I'm finally out. Taking Kid Rock's sloppy seconds is pretty much the only bridge on the planet that I wouldn't cross.

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5 hours ago, Goredho said:

That’s not Kid Rock, that’s Mike Lindell in drag.

Holy shit. Now I can't unsee Mike Lindell.

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