Lauren Boobert - Tits and a Gun

[Blotto 24010]

She's been fairly quiet of late. I presume she's still considered a lock to win in her  new district?

[jimmyjazz 47097]

13 minutes ago, Blotto said:

She's been fairly quiet of late. 

Hey, Hamilton just opened tonight at her favorite theater.  Maybe she couldn't get tickets just yet.

[TheStoicPaisano 9953]

“Say No To This” is a pantydropper, so I can only assume she had multiple chances to give a handie in Act I.

”Right Hand Man” or “Non Stop.”

[Dnaguy 12607]

13 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Hey, Hamilton just opened tonight at her favorite theater.  Maybe she couldn't get tickets just yet.

Everyone else was in the room where it happened
The room where it happened
The room where it happened
Everyone else was in the room where it happened
The room where it happened
The room where it happened

[The Hot Dog Buffet 1314]

Hell, I'll take Lauren to Hamilton on the condition that she can time the climax to when the king is on stage.

[Your Mom 4964]

^^ user name on point 

[smokebomb 360]

15 hours ago, Blotto said:

I presume she's still considered a lock to win in her  new district?

Yes - her predecessor won in ‘22 with 60% of the vote vs 36%. She might not get 60% but it’s safe to say she will win. And sadly she will continue to be elected until she dies or gets arrested for something. Most congressmen leave for better roles (senate, governor, etc) or stupidly high paying consulting/media jobs. Due to her low IQ neither will happen and so she isn’t going anywhere. If she can win the GOP primary AFTER publicly giving a dude a handjob on video AND moving into a new district, she is safe for the foreseeable future. 

[Gatorubet 30710]

did her kid ever get convicted?

[Dnaguy 12607]

23 hours ago, The Hot Dog Buffet said:

Hell, I'll take Lauren to Hamilton on the condition that she can time the climax to when the king is on stage.

You don’t think that ‘I’m not throwing away my shot’ might be a little more fitting?

[South Austin 53219]

2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

did her kid ever get convicted?

[Chewbacca 7828]

2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

did her kid ever get convicted?

Yes, pled guilty but will have his record wiped if he completes the sentence.

 

https://www.newsweek.com/lauren-boeberts-son-tyler-sentenced-judge-1968088

[Jive Turkey 12992]

Hadn’t heard from Lauren in a while. 

 

[Mo Horn 8937]

Looks like a good start to an Only Fans page

[TexasHooch 5193]

It took me a bit to figure out that leg situation.  Looks like a Got Damn Escher piece.

[Biff Tannen 46148]

Hoors

[Longhorn_Fan68 34101]

TIL Matt Gaetz is not married to Nestor

[randomhorn 2163]

2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

TIL Matt Gaetz is not married to Nestor

On paper 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34101]

[Blotto 24010]

7 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

TIL Matt Gaetz is not married to Nestor

Don't let Nestor know that