Lauren Boobert - Tits and a Gun

[Nivek 17,410]

On 3/25/2021 at 4:31 PM, Sbbruin said:

She reminds me so much of

 

That was a young lady who froze in the limelight and faltered with a momentary stupid stream of words.    She is a FAR better person and far smarter than the GED Republican.

[elfenix 34,749]

2 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Oh look who is hanging out together: It's a get together of the Rocky Mountain Mile High Flyers Liars Club.

 

how many beers in are they that their faces are completely red?

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

1 hour ago, Matuka said:

Looks like they're drinking foreign beer.  Why do they hate America?

Good question. If Coors up the road is too working class for them then they better turn in their 'I'm for the working class' badges.

5 minutes ago, elfenix said:

how many beers in are they that their faces are completely red?

Paul wouldn't need too many really, but could also be sunburn if he's been there for a few days.

[jimmyjazz 47,195]

Who buys hammers?  Do you break yours?  Lose them?

I think I have maybe 4, and they're all probably 40 years old.  I guess I'm just not toenailing wall studs 24/7 like the rest of you he-men.

[Guest Lobo]

I've got my primary claw hammer that's probably 20 years old.  But over the years, you accrue a ball-peen, a mallet, a soft-faced, a mini claw for tight spaces in the attic, and a tinner's for odd jobs.  I think it's kinda like why do people buy so many guns?  They probably use their weapons as often as I use my hammers, which is frequent for me.  

Would anybody go to a Boebert-owned breastaurant spin-off of sHOOTERS, called "Hammered"?  

Edited March 31, 2021 by Lobo

[Born to Run 6,601]

Who buys hammers?  Do you break yours?  Lose them?
I think I have maybe 4, and they're all probably 40 years old.  I guess I'm just not toenailing wall studs 24/7 like the rest of you he-men.

I'm in construction. Nobody does that. So put your four hammers in your sewing closet and go hire a yard guy or mulch a flower bed and feel manly.

Hand-driving framing nails
Sure
They got us working in shifts

[jimmyjazz 47,195]

10 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

I'm in construction. Nobody does that. So put your four hammers in your sewing closet and go hire a yard guy or mulch a flower bed and feel manly.

Hand-driving framing nails
Sure
They got us working in shifts

You breaking a lot of hammers, Big John?

[Willfully Horn 8,262]

8 hours ago, Lobo said:

 

Would anybody go to a Boebert-owned breastaurant spin-off of sHOOTERS, called "Hammered"?  

Yeah, thirty years ago. I like big butts:

 

Edited March 31, 2021 by Willfully Horn
Crumb

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

14 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Who buys hammers?  Do you break yours?  Lose them?

I think I have maybe 4, and they're all probably 40 years old.  I guess I'm just not toenailing wall studs 24/7 like the rest of you he-men.

I broke a hammer once. But I was using it for a purpose other than for which it was intended. I'm not very strong and at the time, we didn't have a crow bar which would've been the better choice.

 

[smuggs 9,397]

[Pato del Muerto 53,499]

[Chooky 13,340]

A rumor not going around until just now is that Marjorie Tractor Trailer Greene's clit is shaped and colored like the marching hammer in Pink Floyd's 'The Wall.' Her clit is supposedly fascist in a symbolic kind of way. I don't know if I believe in it yet because it's so stupid and I'm disappointed in whoever came up with this rumor. Really gross if true, though. 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,860]

2 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I broke a hammer once. But I was using it for a purpose other than for which it was intended. I'm not very strong and at the time, we didn't have a crow bar which would've been the better choice.

 

Same, I broke a fiberglass hammer trying to pry out a nail.  Also bent a steel handled hammer using a cheater pipe.  Back when Craftsman had a free lifetime replacement guarantee, no questions asked, a "friend" wanted to get his dad a new 1/2" ratchet to go with a deep socket set he was getting him for Christmas, but he didn't have enough money.  So he took an old ratchet and put the drive square in a vise, then popped it a few times with a sledge hammer until it broke.   Got the new ratchet for free.  Merry Christmas!

Edited March 31, 2021 by Judge Roybeanbag

[Underdog 29,186]

13 minutes ago, Chooky said:

A rumor not going around until just now is that Marjorie Tractor Trailer Greene's clit is shaped and colored like the marching hammer in Pink Floyd's 'The Wall.' Her clit is supposedly fascist in a symbolic kind of way. I don't know if I believe in it yet because it's so stupid and I'm disappointed in whoever came up with this rumor. Really gross if true, though. 

Motherfucker, I just had lunch.  You know Uncle Boobs is interested though. 

[Beau Vine 55,865]

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

Healthy children eating healthy food? This cannot stand.

 

 

[ChuckNorrisActionJeans 2,692]

Come and Take muh Salisbury Steak

[NWBuck 8,629]

2 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Healthy children eating healthy food? This cannot stand.

 

 

Yeah! They should receive nutritious deep fried foods served by questionably dressed staff! 

[Pato del Muerto 53,499]

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

One of the comments mentions her 2020 GED. But it also claims 2 failed GED exams in 2019.  Is there any documentation on the failed tests?

[956 Worldwide 35,594]

4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

I think the hatred of healthy school lunch side by side with anger over people using the Lone Star to buy junk food is one f my favorite folksy GOP inconsistencies. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21,551]

8 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

Of all the bizarre shit Reps love to hate on "libs" for, healthy food for their kids to eat at school is truly top 2 or 3.

Sofa king stupid. 

[jimmyjazz 47,195]

First page of the noted nutritionist's restaurant menu:

[Chooky 13,340]

Kids will eat Captain Crunch with cream gravy and a Mountain Dew drizzle like real Americans! 

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

By “greener” she means weed right?  Why else put it in quotes.

[SydneyCarton 49,498]

4 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

By “greener” she means weed right?  Why else put it in quotes.

Because “green” is a bad word, like green energy. She’s attempting to say healthy food is fake, like climate change. 

[Underdog 29,186]

24 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Kids will eat Captain Crunch with cream gravy and a Mountain Dew drizzle like real Americans! 

Go on...

[Biff Tannen 46,165]

12 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

oh, I 100% thought this was satire until I saw who actually tweeted it.

[Biff Tannen 46,165]

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Because “green” is a bad word, like green energy. She’s attempting to say healthy food is fake, like climate change. 

Sadly, this is correct.  This is as far as their lizard brains go.  Republicans are the absolute dumbest of us.

[Goredho 17,656]

You’ll eat your food desert food and like it!

[Pato del Muerto 53,499]

Maybe Wednesday should be spam, spam, spam, eggs, spam, spam, and spam. 

[Born to Run 6,601]

First page of the noted nutritionist's restaurant menu:

Id walk the fuck out after being presented with that menu. Fucking gun fetish dorks

[jimmyjazz 47,195]

1 minute ago, Born to Run said:

3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

First page of the noted nutritionist's restaurant menu:

Id walk the fuck out after being presented with that menu. Fucking gun fetish dorks

I can only assume you'd never have entered the place to begin with.

[Underdog 29,186]

Time for Yelpageddon on Shooters Grill. 

[Brisketexan 106,894]

Time for Yelpageddon on Shooters Grill. 

I’m pretty sure that nobody who eats there reads Yelp reviews.

[Matuka 1,320]

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

I’m pretty sure that nobody who eats there reads Yelp reviews.

 

[Born to Run 6,601]

I can only assume you'd never have entered the place to begin with.

Probably not, open carry freaks me out. Although my lady and I have enjoyed Ojos Locos on Valentine's Day before, buy that's tits without the guns type of breasturant.

[RDCanecutter 26,885]

9 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

First page of the noted nutritionist's restaurant menu:

The fuck is a 1776 Burrito? Is that something they'd eat in the 18th century at lunchtime outside the mission in Zacatecas where no one knows the heretic Ingleses are fighting and if they did they wouldn't care?

Because I'd eat that in a clogged heartbeat.

More likely it's ground beef topped with some condiment thrown into the mix against its will, all given cute names to symbolize Minute Men or some shit.

[RDCanecutter 26,885]

4 hours ago, Born to Run said:

Probably not, open carry freaks me out. Although my lady and I have enjoyed Ojos Locos on Valentine's Day before, buy that's tits without the guns type of breasturant.
 

Last time I ate around a bunch of dudes carrying guns, we had MREs. And they paid us to eat them.

[Willfully Horn 8,262]

6 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

 Is that something they'd eat in the 18th century at lunchtime outside the mission in Zacatecas where no one knows the heretic Ingleses are fighting and if they did they wouldn't care?

The winged ant tacos in Urrea’s “the Hummingbird’s Daughter” struck my fancy.

Edited April 3, 2021 by Willfully Horn
Claro

[Willfully Horn 8,262]

Folks still commit murder, and child abuse. Laws don’t work.

[RDCanecutter 26,885]

1 minute ago, Willfully Horn said:

The winged ant tacos in Urrea’s “the Hummingbird’s Daughter” struck my fancy.

There was a General Urrea serving under Santa Anna. Urrea won every battle he fought, unlike his boss. If some Texian had sniped Santa Anna, it might have backfired.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,914]

[C-Man 27,779]

First page of the noted nutritionist's restaurant menu:

Bless this cunt’s heart. She has something called the “Bump Stock” on her menu.

[RPM 26,628]

2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Bless this cunt’s heart. She has something called the “Bump Stock” on her menu.

Nothing says 'Merica like naming a dish after a device used to murder dozens of country music fans.

[Grade of D as in David 13,255]

1 hour ago, RPM said:

Nothing says 'Merica like naming a dish after a device used to murder dozens of country music fans.

You talking about the bump stock or the chicken fried steak?

[RPM 26,628]

5 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

You talking about the bump stock or the chicken fried steak?

[RDCanecutter 26,885]

24 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

You talking about the bump stock or the chicken fried steak?

Well, he did say dozens, not millions.

[Blotto 24,019]

5 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

@scrapgod6969 is just a straight shooter with upper management written all over him. Reading through past tweets I'd like to say I'm certain its a parody account, but I cant. 

[Genco 3,056]

So was Pontius Pilate a law and order governor or another woke, cancel culture lib?

[Pato del Muerto 53,499]

4 minutes ago, Genco said:

So was Pontius Pilate a law and order governor or another woke, cancel culture lib?

He was ahead of the game with hand washing