Lauren Boobert - Tits and a Gun

[Beau Vine 53938]

Edited July 8, 2021 by Beau Vine

[Beau Vine 53938]

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A major fundraising group for GOP women is taking aim at Reps. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) and Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.), likening them to "carnival barkers."

The Value In Electing Women Political Action Committee (VIEW PAC), founded in 1997 to increase the number of Republican women in Congress, is condemning the actions of both GOP lawmakers, Business Insider reported Wednesday.

"While we rightfully celebrate the number of GOP women serving in the House, I've always professed quality over quantity," VIEWPAC Executive Director Julie Conway told the outlet. 

Being in Congress is not a "joke" or "reality show," she added.

"Our women have fought too hard for too long to be respected and taken seriously as legislators, policy makers and thought leaders. We cannot let this work be erased by individuals who chose to be shameless self promoters and carnival barkers."

VIEW PAC, which has raised more than $20 million for Republican female candidates since 2010, said it will not be endorsing the Greene or Boebert in the 2022 midterm elections, when both lawmakers will be seeking a second term in Congress.

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It's unclear if the group endorsed either lawmaker in 2020. The Hill has reached out for comment.

"I think that they would rather draw attention to themselves, and really Marjorie Taylor Greene more than Boebert, but they're cut from the same cloth," Conway said, according to Insider.

"There is too much at stake and too many true public servants to allow the noise of the few to overshadow the work of the many."

 

[jimmyjazz 45480]

That's kinda harsh on the carnival barkers.

[aggie08 21362]

24 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

"I think that they would rather draw attention to themselves, and really Marjorie Taylor Greene more than Boebert, but they're cut from the same cloth," Conway said

I'm not a female, but let me take a crack at translating: "Boebert still fucking sucks, but, holy shit, have you seen Marjorie? What a vapid, stupid bitch."

[Underdog 28431]

52 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

That's kinda harsh on the carnival barkers.

[Underdog 28431]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

I've seen smaller necks on some Big 10 O-linemen than what Marjorie Taylor Gump possesses. 

[Pato del Muerto 52308]

Two very different but equally powerful “You can tell by looking at me that I’m dumber than a tree stump” faces. 

[Guest Lobo]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

I like this picture.  One dog goes one way, the other dog goes the other way.  And America's saying, "What do you want from me?"  

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You can only pretend to be Lacey Chabert for so long.

[Guest Lobo]

18 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

You can only pretend to be Lacey Chabert for so long.

That's just what Jennifer Love Hewitt said.

[JimmyJames 12271]

On 7/7/2021 at 4:01 PM, skeeter said:

 

I’m pretty torn on this one. She’s not that great but good enough and ya gotta factor in the hate fuck aspect of it all.

Yeah I’d probably do it. But just once. Give her a fake phone number then I’d ghost her completely.

[WhatTheBuck 28700]

On 7/7/2021 at 10:00 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

The green chick was hotter. 

[Gatorubet 30045]

Y’all really will just put your dicks anywhere.

[Beau Vine 53938]

 

[HenryJames 65864]

 

[Biff Tannen 45468]

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

 

Good. Take it away from them and watch them wither. 

[6th Street 6338]

21 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Good. Take it away from them and watch them wither. 

Send the excess vaccines to India  

[Underdog 28431]

Be curious to know how many in her district lives on welfare and such?  

[Longhorn_Fan68 33800]

10 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Be curious to know how many in her district lives on welfare and such?  

https://censusreporter.org/profiles/50000US0803-congressional-district-3-co/

[Longhorn_Fan68 33800]

I think the 33% with a bachelor or higher is the key statistic you're looking for

Compare that to 55% in Texas' 35th district (Austin)

Edited July 10, 2021 by Longhorn_Fan68

[Fudge Nuggets 19115]

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

She fundraises off mass shootings so she will fundraise off anything. 

[Guest Lobo]

43 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Special tED talks?  

[Gil Bang 25857]

Half of CPAC attendees are probably on SSDI/on medicaid for diabeetus/get VA healthcare

Edited July 10, 2021 by Gil Bang

[cmontexas 3242]

There's a bartender at the Walkons in Waco that looks just like a younger version of her: for all you "shooters" out there

[Beau Vine 53938]

 

Edited July 11, 2021 by Beau Vine

[jimmyjazz 45480]

"Fauci ouchie"?

Good lord.

[bluto 4871]

 

Besides one main Twitter guy who put that out there on the PPP (and of course it took flight), I can’t find any actual confirmation. There are quotes from her saying she wouldn’t/didn’t apply for it though. Saw something else that the 233k is a similarly named restaurant in Ohio.

[Sawbonz 27360]

19 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

"Fauci ouchie"?

Good lord.

[TwiceHorn 31161]

On 7/8/2021 at 3:48 PM, Beau Vine said:

That's a fascinating photo.  MTG at her most neanderthal and Boobert looking 'shopped to the nines.

[TwiceHorn 31161]

12 minutes ago, bluto said:

Besides one main Twitter guy who put that out there on the PPP (and of course it took flight), I can’t find any actual confirmation. There are quotes from her saying she wouldn’t/didn’t apply for it though. Saw something else that the 233k is a similarly named restaurant in Ohio.

Appears to be correct.  https://projects.propublica.org/coronavirus/bailouts/loans/shooters-sports-grill-llc-8409207008

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

GOP Hypocrisy in the hypodermic she injects every morning. I've had government cheese, Lauren, so shut up about benefits because it kept us alive.

21 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

[Hookah Horns 3058]

On 7/8/2021 at 4:57 PM, Underdog said:

Love that movie so much. 

[Hookah Horns 3058]

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

"Leave us the hell alone...except the gays, blacks, pregnant women, weed smokers, etc."

[Bullneck 18975]

21 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

https://censusreporter.org/profiles/50000US0803-congressional-district-3-co/

Poverty

^† Margin of error is at least 10 percent of the total value. Take care with this statistic.

13.6% ±1.2% (101,006  ±9,017)Persons below poverty line

• about 1.5 times the rate in Colorado: 9.4% 526,979 (±0.4% / ±20,810)
• about 10 percent higher than the rate in United States: 12.3%

[Longhorn_Fan68 33800]

41 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Poverty

^† Margin of error is at least 10 percent of the total value. Take care with this statistic.

13.6% ±1.2% (101,006  ±9,017)Persons below poverty line

• about 1.5 times the rate in Colorado: 9.4% 526,979 (±0.4% / ±20,810)
• about 10 percent higher than the rate in United States: 12.3%

margin of error at least 10% of the total means that the range could be 12-15%? do i have that right?

[Gatorubet 30045]

If SSD is stopped, half of Trump’s base starves.

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10 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

If SSD is stopped, half of Trump’s base starves.

[pacman 7305]

 

[Nivek 16796]

Y’all really will just put your dicks anywhere.

Some woman married Stephen Miller….. and might have his baby….

[Nivek 16796]

 

End all corporate/farm subsidies now. Churches don’t need our welfare, tax em too.

[aggie08 21362]

1 minute ago, Nivek said:

Some woman married Stephen Miller….. and might have his baby….

No shit. The women on this board have used this line multiple time and--while funny--it ignores the fact that there seems to be no shortage of women available for sadistic, racist, ugly pieces of shit with a little bit of money.

[WhatTheBuck 28700]

38 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Some woman married Stephen Miller….. and might have his baby….

Is her name Rosemary?

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

On 7/11/2021 at 8:39 PM, Nivek said:

Some woman married Stephen Miller….. and might have his baby….

Already happened--a little girl if I recall.

 

Also, spending too much time with her friends at the bowling alley  waiting for (now) husband to flash the crowd to read a book by some long dead socialist.

 

 

[Underdog 28431]

She’s probably thinking Orson Wells.

[Guest Lobo]

Somehow dead and drunken Orson speaks better English than a living, sober U.S. Congresswoman:

 

[Hookah Horns 3058]

[Goredho 17291]

23 hours ago, Underdog said:

She’s probably thinking Orson Wells.

 

She's probably thinking Orville Redenbacher.

Edited July 14, 2021 by Goredho

[RPM 26183]

On 7/13/2021 at 11:10 AM, Underdog said:

She’s probably thinking Orson Wells.

Snowflake

[Herpa Derpa 6102]

Guess she figures it's easier to love the 2nd if you get rid of the 1st.

 

Boebert threatens parody website: 'Remove it immediately or face further action' 

https://www.rawstory.com/lauren-boebert-parody-website/

Website:

https://www.thelaurenboebert.com/

 

Somebody needs to learn that poor girl about the Streisand Effect.  And not to use your PR hack to send threatening legal missives.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33800]