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Jesus, where does she think she is? The Sun Bowl?

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32 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

It's the low intellect combined with extreme cockiness I find entertaining.

Not entertained, because she reminds me of these sorority girl marketing majors who take my class who can't even fucking do algebra and make 15s and 20s on multiple choice tests, and then tell me that they studied REEEEEEALLY hard for the test, but they're "just not a good test taker."

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3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Not entertained, because she reminds me of these sorority girl marketing majors who take my class who can't even fucking do algebra and make 15s and 20s on multiple choice tests, and then tell me that they studied REEEEEEALLY hard for the test, but they're "just not a good test taker."

I think a saw a movie that started like this.  I don’t remember how is Ends because u never get past the first 5 minutes.

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4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Not entertained, because she reminds me of these sorority girl marketing majors who take my class who can't even fucking do algebra and make 15s and 20s on multiple choice tests, and then tell me that they studied REEEEEEALLY hard for the test, but they're "just not a good test taker."

Does a marketing degree from Texas state just come with a realtor license?

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This is gonna sound misogynist, but I really don't give a fuck considering the question of who is keeping women down more, me or her...has kinda be settled.

But in that video, does her cadence and body language sound/look exactly like every girl's campaign speech for Senior Class President?  

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21 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

I still want to see her tits.

“Want” is a strong word. I don’t want to see them but I’d have a look. I didn’t want to see Melania’s bad boob job but I checked it out anyway.

I’d really like to see AOC’s. I think she’s hot as hell and I’ll bet they’re glorious. I’m sure they’re real and spectacular. 

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On 10/22/2021 at 10:17 PM, dingleberryswitzer said:

I think a saw a movie that started like this.  I don’t remember how is Ends because u never get past the first 5 minutes.

 

On 10/22/2021 at 10:20 PM, atomheartbevo said:

You lasted that long?

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Right?   Dude has porn star written all over him. 

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On 10/22/2021 at 5:38 PM, Beau Vine said:

Not entertained, because she reminds me of these sorority girl marketing majors who take my class who can't even fucking do algebra and make 15s and 20s on multiple choice tests, and then tell me that they studied REEEEEEALLY hard for the test, but they're "just not a good test taker."

As a student I used to have side-gigs drawing pictures for those same girls for their graphic design classes (to be fair, having no art talent in graphic design class is not limited to sorority girls,) and explaining how Spanish was not just English with "o" on the end. They and I were all part of an ecosystem that existed to fund dive bars.

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28 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

As a student I used to have side-gigs drawing pictures for those same girls for their graphic design classes (to be fair, having no art talent in graphic design class is not limited to sorority girls,) and explaining how Spanish was not just English with "o" on the end. They and I were all part of an ecosystem that existed to fund dive bars.

My buddy taught art and graphic design at Beau Vine's university.  (He pretty much just teaches at ACC and a bit at UT now.)  He always commented on the quality of that school's art chicks, while simultaneously pointing out that nobody on the entire campus had a shred of artistic talent.

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3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

My buddy taught art and graphic design at Beau Vine's university.  (He pretty much just teaches at ACC and a bit at UT now.)  He always commented on the quality of that school's art chicks, while simultaneously pointing out that nobody on the entire campus had a shred of artistic talent.

We need another thread to discuss the arc from Being Artistic, to Being Able To Do Art. The Artists need the Artsy, who quite often inherit money and are looking to spend it.

As for "nobody" on a campus having artistic talent, surely he exaggerates. At least 1 in 20 of the students will show some promise, and that goes as high as 1 in 3 among the faculty.

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5 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Well, of course he was exaggerating, but he was drawing contrast between their physical talent and their artistic talent.  It is truly a beautiful campus, if you get my drift.

I have been on that beautiful campus, in a large automobile, with a beautiful wife. And I asked myself, how did I get here?

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1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

I have been on that beautiful campus, in a large automobile, with a beautiful wife. And I asked myself, how did I get here?

But you may tell yourself that it is not a beautiful campus and that is not your beautiful wife, and you may ask yourself where is that large automobile.

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4 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Ugh, don’t insult Tracy Flick by comparing her to this empty headed moron.

Tracy Flick would have already dispatched of Boebert and MTG and Gaetz at this point if she were in Congress.

She’d have McCarthy in her sights next.

Tracy Flick rules.

yeah she's WAY more Summer Wheatley than Tracy Flick. 

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6 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

My buddy taught art and graphic design at Beau Vine's university.  (He pretty much just teaches at ACC and a bit at UT now.)  He always commented on the quality of that school's art chicks, while simultaneously pointing out that nobody on the entire campus had a shred of artistic talent.

About once a year, I'll put a bonus question on a test that is "Draw a picture of your favorite animal."  It produces some of the funniest shit ever.  The first time I did it, I was grading them on a plane, and they were seriously getting passed around the plane because so many people were wondering why everyone else was laughing uncontrollably.

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

About once a year, I'll put a bonus question on a test that is "Draw a picture of your favorite animal."  It produces some of the funniest shit ever.  The first time I did it, I was grading them on a plane, and they were seriously getting passed around the plane because so many people were wondering why everyone else was laughing uncontrollably.

OK, here are some:

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